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Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating…. She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life… But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways…. The post Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Working Out of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lea Michele is one of the original transgendered actresses who unlike Bruce Jenner, doesn’t make a whole theatrical coming out about it, even though he should, because it would be better for his career now that Glee is over… Unless he’s actually a chick, which I guess would be unfortunate for her…. Here she is working out, because I guess she doesn’t want to get fat and carry her weight like a man, because we’ll all be on to her, now that we aren’t distracted by her fake fiance dying of a heroin overdose… The post Lea Michele Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katharine McPhee Pool Lesbianism of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about..but that probably wasn’t fucked by Simon Cowell literally, he was too deep in Seacrest, but possibly fucked by him figuratively, because he’s got a God complex and signs all these idiots to his label, so that any money they make, he makes his fair share on…smart business I guess… Well, she’s gone onto TV, but more importantly, some of the most boring pool lesbianism you’ll see today…but also some of the best pool lesbianism you’ll see today…because I don’t know who you think you are, but I doubt someone who sees daily pool lesbianism… The post Katharine McPhee Pool Lesbianism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s Side Tit of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own exported cunt who thinks she’s famous, because she is famous… I like her subtle “OMG Look at these flowers’…side tit pic…that you know is a side tit pic, that she knows is a side tit pic, but that doesn’t want it to be an obvious side tit pic, because that would be slutty and despite being slutty, no one wants to come across as desperate slutty…even though when anyone is an actor, we’ve figured it out that girl is pretty much a hooker to begin with, so just post your tits already you ethnically ambiguous jerk. The post Shay Mitchell’s Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is.. I just know that she’s on the Emily Ratajkowski school of girls who don’t look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”…. Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome. The post Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin was entertaining when she was 17 turning 18, because for some reason everyone became quickly obsessed with watching her on social media…but no one got obsessed with giving her modeling jobs, something that should probably be as hurtful as your dad screaming at you on an nationally played answering machine message calling you a troll, or whatever he called her… It’s like every celebrity daughter gets a modeling contract and work, why can’t she… But at least the rain is on her side, that dark cloud in her soul isn’t memeories of young love with her surfer boyfriend, or her black angry molested lesbian girlfriend, or even her celebrity upbringing, living in her family shadow, or more importantly, with a Baldwin head, never quite establishing herself, even though she was working it hard for a while… This dark cloud, is one that surprises her with rain, perfect for paparazzi pics, like the stars aligned… As a pervert, I fucking love surprise showers and the nipples they bring…and for that…it should carry us into the weekend…let’s hope for some flash storms on tight t-shirts… Here’s Hailey Baldwin and Red Carpet with some Dude… CLICK HERE Here’s one of them tonguing.. The post Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict… The post Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss is my favorite, and I guess also the favorite of a lot of people, and I am not really sure why the world loves her, but I know why I love her, and that’s because she was a big deal in the 90s, pretty much banged out every dude, had a kid in the process that she probably has never met, because she’s too busy living the good life, full of toplessness and partying… It’s like I’ve seen her nipples, her relaly long nipples, consistently…well into her 50s, I assume she’s 50…and she’s still bringing them out and looking amazing doing it… I guess the whole Kate Moss won’t die…and will never die…because she’s a fucking legend, has something to do with being hot, but more to do with her just getting paid millions to be in photoshoots, just doing her thing, before everything was public and people were doing every move in a calculated, to be seen and to get followers kind of way… Plus, I am all about her ripping lines of cocaine, having unprotected sex with rockstars you know do heroin, just embodying “cool”..before cool was a calculated thing….filled will assholes trying too fucking hard…to be liked, or noticed…I’m talking to you Cara Delevingne you fame wanting cunt… Here she is in a magazine like she’s not 100 years old, because she’s not, she’s immortal.. The post Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit… The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks. The post Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say… Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien… I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget… But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too… All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure. The post Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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