If you can’t cum to a 1943 Betty White naked…because fame whores existed in the 40s also…you’re not a real man…if it helps you can always just pretend she is your grandma and you’re looking through your grandpa’s old albums….or if you’re like me and you’ve seen every Golden Girls episode ever…you can just enjoy all that is rose…too bad you can’t see if she’s got an inny or an outty…bastards were too wholesome for spread eagled pics back then.. .. The post Betty White Nudes on Flashback Friday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LeAnna Rimes took a pic of herself bent over in a bikini…and I felt it was appropriate based on her level of classy whore from the south who fell off the rails and took her money to make herself into some kind of bootleg stripper looking housewife homewrecker… She reminds me of every stripper trying to seduce me ass up posed over the bar pretending to order a drink..only the instagram version.. You know the kind of girl who acts like she wants to get raped, and you figure you can’t rape the willing so it’s not rape, only for her to charge you with rape…the worst… The post LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job… Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse.. Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting… What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job… Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse.. Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting… What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about the Kardashians as a whole is that when they find a good thing, meaning something that goes a little viral for the family, they milk that shit like it was the cow sister Khloe, you know OJs daughter, tit… Or maybe a better reference is that they milk it like it was Kim Milking black cock…because black cock has been her everything…from the start of her career to the source of her baby…and every husband and dramatic curve in her story in between…. Here she is as easter bunny who lost her pants…while hiding her face so no one knows it is her for a magazines… Here she is opening a door… I Prefer When She Gets Finger Banged By Her Sister… The post Kendall Jenner’s Easter Bunny Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photographer Jonathan Leder shot Emily Ratajkowski before she was famous for being naked in a music video….you know back when she was a busty young model who was fucking Kanye West trying to get a career together…by getting naked…in photoshoots…because her body was awesome… He released a book with her…via his publishing company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING And these are some of the pics circulating…featuring her probably before she went viral for being naked in a music video… I figure people like this kind of thing…so here it is..whether it is fashion, art, erotica, softcore porn…it is amazing. The post Emily Ratajkowski for Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Frida, she is the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 22, which is a lot younger than me, and makes her hot…but she’s also over over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, because people love tall as fuck models… I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always work at IKEA, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall… SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs… These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias. The post Frida Gustavsson Titties for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Kylie Jenner — Gives Kendall Jenner Reach Around – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest… The post Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora is Richie Sambora, who just got in trouble for threatening to kill his assistant ,or girlfriend, or who the fuck knows…he’s in Bon Jovi, rich as fuck and was married to Heather Locklear, the model actress but most importantly, the rock groupie in the 90s, which ended with more than a case of herpes, but a marriage, a divorce settlement, and probably a pretty exciting life, that ugly girls never get to experience…. Well, it also ended with Ava Sambora, who is a young model, 16 or 17, that has been producing some pics on her instagram from her trip that she went with both parents on in Bora Bora…that involve a 16 or 17 year old in a bikini, and although having sex with 16 or 17 year olds is illegal…as is erotica featuring 16 or 17 year old girls, unless you’re Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, or the producer of Blue Lagoon….you shouldn’t look at this sexually, but instead cross reference it to any girl you’ve got with who has been over 20, because that’s usually around the time they all fall apart…. All this to say, I wonder how many other kids he has floating around the world thanks to groupies, but more importantly, I predict a lot of good things to come with this celebrity kid…thanks to social media…and daddy issues and all that having too much access to money, and parents too into themselves to pay attention – I beleive… The post Ava Sambora in a Bikini in Bora Bora of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
