Britney Spears had a graceful crack whore stripper moment…where her hair fell out on stage like a medicated, drunken mess trying to make money for diapers because she spent all the diaper money on crack, only instead of making money for her diapers, she is making money for her family that has sold her out to the world, and still own and control her, because what more do you expect from Louisiana trash…right? Either way, I prefer when her public fuck ups are vagina slips…. The post Britney Spears Loses Her Weave of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that people could relate to because they spent many middle of the road vacations at the Hilton….leverage that into a porno tape that spun into a Ryan Seacrest produced TV show…thanks to the right managment and PR team…stay as compelling as possible so people buy into your shit…then peddle fucking shit…that comes your way..making you a shameless self promotor…turned billionaire… I mean, whether she’s a genius, or it is just that easy, with a “when you’re in, you’re in, and people will just throw money at you, while they world buys whatever you’re selling”…she still managed to pull it off…and here she is in Ad Week, because that’s all she really is…one giant ad…selling garabge people are buying…or as I like to call her…the infomercial with the dumbest ass… Here are some Kim Kardashian Close Enoughs….because she is a movement…a horrible, painful bowel movement…but still a movement… The post Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird…. It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go. I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school… She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released…. I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship.. These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kesler Tran is an Amazing LA Based photographer, who shoots with so many amazingly beautiful models, in pictures that are so beautifully shot, you almost feel bad jerking off to them. You know the whole fashion and art nudity that isn’t porn, but should be porn, since I want to get my face up in it….and rub the pics all over me…in what would probably be a creepy scene…. The amazing model is Lindsay Hancock …you’ve seen her before in other variations of her name…you’ll see her again…thank god…because she is fucking magical…a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark, scary world..She’s fuckign solid… The post Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve seen Madonna in person, like 10 feet or less away from me. She has massive tits and she was wearing lingerie as outterwear, and if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, it’d be amazing, and at 100 fucking years old…it was amazing…but not as amazing as seeing her pulled off stage…this shit is so good…the meme of the year…and it’s only February… The post Madonna Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Blanka Somogyi is, I don’t know what kind of name Blanka Somogyi is, it just sounds ethnic enough that if I was a rich guy in LA where she probably lives, I would totally rope her into my mansion, to sit by the pool all day, in exchange for sex and a possible greencard, because she looks hot enough for that, but more importantly, like she is from some place where they know how to take orders and thus know their roles in the world…but I am not a rich guy in LA, so I’m basing it on the hooker version of a girl with a name like Blanka Somogyi….you know the discount version…not the “Trophy Wife” meet my “model from europe girlfriend’ version…right. The post Blanka Somogyi is the Hot Hipster Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re looking for fitness inspiration on social media, I wouldn’t suggest Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s instagram page, I mean not that she likes to be known for as Susan Sarandon’s daughter, it’s so annoying for her when she goes to castings I am sure, which is the reason why she did all this topless shit for Californication, before realizing that getting paid shit to get topless on Tv, is way less fun than living off the trust fund allowance, and marrying some rich dude to finance her like she was financed her whole life, since working is silly…unless it just comes to you because you’re Susan Sarandon’s daughter…ya know… HEre she is in Yoga poses…boring… The post Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If a nipple has been licked and sucked on by Adam Levine….like Behati Prinsloo’s nipple…does it still count as a nipple…or does it represent all evil in this world… I guess I’ll let you figure that one out…but I’m going with it represents all evil…as we know it is the host body that will carry a baby to this world….but I don’t want to influence your opinion… The post Behati Prinsloo Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid is one of these bullshit “It-Girls” because she’s got a good marketing team behind her, good access, a very rich father that fucks all the instagram models in LA, despite being a 90 year old arab dude, instagram don’t care about that, they are the Anna Nicole Smith’s of this generation, ready to sugar baby down…and own it, because it is socially acceptable…not that that has anything to do with Gigi, her stupid name, her sports bra, or some older creepy man creeping on her in this picture…I mean, she doesn’t care what her dad sticks his dick in, so long as he keeps paying her way to be a top model, despite her subpar face that no one seems to think is subpar but me… I guess I could just be hating on the rich kid hustle, that’s hardly a hustle, as it is served to her on a silver platter…or I could be hating that she doesn’t try to better herself or the world with her rich kid access…and instead chooses the vapid whore for brands life…but I guess that’s what LA is based on and to be top of the social channels this is how it’s done. I’d still let her suffocate me while grinding up against my face with her pussy. Which is really all that matters. The post Gigi Hadid in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celebrating 1 million followers with a green jumpsuit! ???? Thank you everyone, you are lovely, positive, funny, inspirational ???? Good vibes all around ???? #milestone A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Feb 18, 2015 at 12:32pm PST I guess when Kate Hudson isn’t making Owen Wilson, or whatever other dude she’s rolled through, try to kill themselves because she’s a harlot, thanks to being the celebrity daughter with access and a cute ass, that people want to fuck, because she’s easy and I guess reminds them of when they used to jerk off to her mother…she’s making instagram videos showcasing her ass to celebrate 1,000,000 followers…because followers on instagram matter to people who not only are slated to inherit a ton of fucking money, but who also worked in movies when movies paid a ton of fucking money…I guess money isn’t everything when it comes to filling that void of wanting to be desired….liked…the whole reason any of these idiots do this shit… If she really wanted to celebrate or reward her fans…there are better outfits that she could have busted out…but we take what we can get because we are low expectation pathetic people who feed into these idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER AT A FASHION EVENT CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass Has 1,000,000 Followers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
