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Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out…. Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that… Sucking dick simulation gets hits.. The post Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well, these are supposed to be Cindy Crawford not photoshopped that some asshole leaked to embarrass her husband, the Gerber Baby, and herself, who should theoretically not be modeling under this disgusting to look at conditions, or she could always just accept being 100 years old, the hottest thing at one point in time who made a lot of fucking money and own that shit, so people don’t fucking expect the unexpected, like she is some kind of miracle sent from heaven, when really she’s just a fucking lie… The only interesting thing in all this is all the loose skin, it’s like a make-you-own-vagina project for anyone who gets their boners that close to her… The post Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alena for Treats of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked. Via TREATS The post Alena for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of Feb. 9th

Posted on February 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naked News bombshell Isabella Rossini gets back to the business of exposing Hollywood gossip, and herself, on the latest edition of Hollywood XPosed !

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Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shot by Mert and Marcus, who are seen as some of the top fashion photographers in the industry right now….Featuring models Anna Ewers, Molly Bair, Stella Lucia, Lara Stone and Guinevere Van Seenus…This editorial for W Magazine is creepy as fuck. There’s not nipples, there’s no vagina, there’s no masturbating to anything, unless you’re into this horror shit…in a sexual way, not in a “i like being creeped out so that the girl I am with has nighmares and I can try to fuck her” sexual, but in a you kill random stray cats to climax kind of sexual… Either way, I like em. The post Creepy W Magazine Editorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Biel is pregnant….but I am going to assume that before she was pregnant, she got a job, because she is Justin TImberlake, the Bieber before Bieber’s wife, and they are pretty connected in this whole entertainment industry, and I guess before she was a N Sync groupie, she had an acting career of her own…and I guess she wants to keep that going, or at least have one last hurrah…titties out in a bra…because she just wants you to know how good she is at getting into her role, because otherwise, she’s just Timberlakes broad shouldered wife who has nothing better to do than fitness in her times of bearding him… I mean, there was a time when she was on Seventh Heaven and did some sexy shoot and everyone went nuts….in the 90s….a long long time ago..but she’s still got big titties The post Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in…. She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest…. It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version… Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking… The post Nude Dakota Johnson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need… Apparently…she’e engaged: The post Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit… Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck… The post Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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