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Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

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Gigi Hadid for Love Magazine Advent of the Day

Gigi Hadid is the relatively new it-girl model thanks to being born to a rich family with the right team hired to promote her to the mainstream…to give her family the ego booster they need because they live in LA, they are surrounded by Kardashians and other young girls who are being celebrated for no real reason other than being young and rich in LA…because when you’re young and rich, why go to school, you have a trust fund coming your way, and you can just sit around and be celebrated for being cute, and every bratty girl loves that…. All this to say, here she is in the LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR …. that has nothing to do with Christmas…at all…because Christmas doesn’t even have anything to do with Christmas…but everything to do with making year end sales…using guilt as a leverage point…or to me…it has everything to do with sad, lonely, single girls…who need dick to fill the void that is having no boyfriend, husband or family like all her friends…Tis the Season..

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Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her…. Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…

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Christie by Ellis Scott of the Day

I don’t know who this Christie girl is. I just know I stole the pics off some website that credited a dude named Ellis Scott as the photographer. The back story is that she is a model, they are in a relationship, as models and photographers often do, since they get each other’s businesses and like to feel like they are muses or have muses, as it is the “artist” plight….and the reality is if you have a camera and a girlfriend willing to get naked for said camera…especially when she’s hot…take the fucking pics…share them with the world…let dudes jerk off to your girl..it’s the whole reason I started this site…and if you don’t believe me – you can read my first post from 10 years ago…I am too lazy to find it – but click the numbers at the bottom of the page and you’ll find it…think of it as the most boring of scavenger hunts on the internet…while I stare at this dude’s awesome girlfriend…I’d like him to share with me….more literally.

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Mel Sykes Topless Pic of the Day

Mel Sykes….who apparently also goes by the name Melanie Sykes….fascinating…is some UK host who you’ve never heard of. She’s in her 40s, she’s part indian – dot not feature – and she’s topless on the beach for a tabloid, in a picture I figure I’d post, even though she clearly knows she is topless, this isn’t some old school invasion of privacy paparazzi shot, this is like “call the camera dude, and pull this off for the media” topless pic, that bores me, obviously, because it isn’t authentic, it lacks soul but the desperation and nipple make it all ok…It’s amazing how I just power through these things…

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Party Girl Got her Lean On and Other Videos of the Day

Plane Drops Landing Gear Truck Tire Exploding Girl Stealing things with her Vagina Security Teams Fight African Kids Know it’s Christmas Suicidal Girl Gets Saved Drunk Kid Knocks Himself Out

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Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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Crotch For Cash: 50 Cent Signs $78 Million Deal To Promote $100 Underwear

D-d-d-d-draws UNIT! 50 Cent Closes $78 Million Underwear Deal Via CNBC Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson has closed a $78 million deal with FRIGO Revolution Wear to promote men’s underwear. The famed rapper announced the deal on Instagram on Monday before appearing on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” to endorse the $100 briefs. 50 Cent admits that the product was designed prior to his involvement, but he is quick to defend the hefty price tag. He told Meyers, “Women spend so much money on lingerie; it’s the right project for men.” Read MoreJessica Alba: Business is hard! FRIGO Revolution Wear boasts that their products “were created to revolutionize the underwear industry by offering men optimal comfort, moisture-control and support, with style and practicality in mind.” The company has partnered with former Yankees short-stop Derek Jeter and current New York Knicks player Carmelo Anthony. This isn’t 50 Cent’s first foray into the endorsement business. In fact, the rapper owes most of his wealth to the $100 million sale of his stake in VitaminWater. Forbes estimated that the rapper was worth $140 million in April of 2014. That figure has likely increased now that he has signed with FRIGO. Fellas, would like to have 50 Cent wrapped around your package? Image via Getty

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Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson is on a TV show…I just assumed she was still locked up in the farm up in Canada with her Star Wars boyfriend who robbed her of her youth like he was Britney’s parents, preventing her from having fun, slutting out, and flashing pussy outside night clubs, like all the other girls from the time she was first famous were doing…..and now he’s polluted her vagina by making it a mom pussy…with his sperm….because that’s what you do when trying to trap a girl forever…just ask David from 90210…he’s on the same hustle, but with Megan fox… All this to say, she got in a bikini pre-pregnancy….I assume…and these are the pics that are going viral…

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Justin Bieber Shows Off His Booty in Jax

Are these magical pants that defy gravity?! How do they stay up when he dances?!?! Are they attached to his underwear somehow??? Bieb, WHAT’S YOUR SECRET?! J… http://www.youtube.com/v/8NbAehFWUxY?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read more from the original source: Justin Bieber Shows Off His Booty in Jax

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