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Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s Secret, who has since been forced to figure out this cold scary world all alone, if you consider dating billionaire boyfriends who probably pay her lots of money, thanks to having some level of success, fame, money and child support, of her own, making her essentially a prostitute….I think she’ll be ok…at least looking at her ass in Glamour Spain…

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Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

Dakota Fanning Doesn’t Cameltoe of the Day

This may not be exciting developments in Dakota Fanning’s career, but I like to think it just contributes to how creepy she is. You know the fact that her tight pants don’t get jacked up her vagina like tight pants do to every other girl in existence…I know because I stare at vaginas…when other guys stare at tits and asses…because Vagina Definition excites me…which in and of itself may be as creepy as Dakota Fanning not having a vagina….because she’s a robot we should have been aware of when she was roboting back in the 90s when she was 3 and acted 46….it was like she was programmed to be human adult, while being in a kid body…and now we find out she’s got no genitals….weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Dakota Fanning Doesn’t Cameltoe of the Day

Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America… The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that… But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it… I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE

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Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old… Either way, keep up the good comedy…

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Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely… Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing… All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

Alyssa Arce Naked for James Banasiak of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some busty Playboy chick, who I guess is just a Playboy chick and supposed to be naked, but I guess is redefining that Playboy stereotype by working with fashion photographers who are into working with girls who are willing to get naked, rather than the skinny models, who are willing to get naked, because it’s the 2010s and every motherfucker gets naked… All this to say, these naked pics are recent, they aren’t exciting, they don’t involve fisting, but she’s got big tits, that may be real, and we all like big tits…because we were raised that way… I’m more into her pubic hair.

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Alyssa Arce Naked for James Banasiak of the Day

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:44am PST This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

Emily Wickersham’s in Esquire of the Day

I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies… That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…

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Emily Wickersham’s in Esquire of the Day

Topless Girl on the Mechanical Bull and Other Videos of the Day

Piss Drunk Russians Drunk Guy Falls 8 Floors onto a Car and Walks it Off Backed Up Sewer of the Day Angry Man Likes Saying CUNT Hundreds of Topless Protestors Man VS Fridge Another Topless Activist… Tenderizing the Meat at Lucky River Restaurant in San Fran Baltimore Junkie on the Bus Fight

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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever. Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina…. Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day