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Return Of The #NudeApocalypse: Celeb iCloud Hackers Put KeKe Palmer’s Nudes On Blast

SMH! You never know who’s next… KeKe Palmer Latest Victim Of Celeb Photo Hack Just as the iCloud photo scandal was dying down, the hackers have once again begun sifting through the iCloud accounts of the famous and sharing their findings . Just weeks after making her Broadway debut as Cinderella , KeKe Palmer is now the latest victim of the hacking scandal. Many of the leaked photos are rather tame — KeKe lounging in bed in her underwear and a tee, rocking a pretty serious foundation garment (maybe to go beneath her Cinderella ball gown?), and smiling gleefully in a little black dress. However others showcase the starlet’s under-breast tattoo and nipple piercings, and one — taken by a second party) — even shows her texting/playing on her iPhone 6 while sitting naked on the toilet. Poor thing! This leak only hit the web this evening…we wonder what super-outspoken KeKe will have to say about all this in the morning. Hit the flip to take a peek at censored pics from the hacking scandal.

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Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift. I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents… Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair… Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer. Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

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Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

Sara Malakul for Nate Walton of the Day

American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL , who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean… Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants… Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

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Jessica Buchanan in a Bathing Suit for 2Bandits of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Buchanan in a bathing suit for some Jewelry company pictures that aren’t that amazing – but that are good enough for me to look at and support – because I am get up with catalog pictures being the boring studio shit that Victoria’s Secret has raped in efforts to sell product and become 99% of the underwear market in the world…I’m talking every panty every person wears is probably from their factories and sweatshops workers – because that’s how big evil business works… So instead of looking at their played out hooker models, I prefer the more under the radar girls, with a lot more realness to them, making them more interesting to want to make sweet love to, because it seems like there is more hope for you…but trust me…there isn’t…all girls think you’re pathetic, it’s just how it is… And these pics are just how that is… As a side note, I goggled Jessica Buchanan, and apparently she was rescued during the Somali Pirate / hostage situation…. I feel like they aren’t the same jessica Buchanan, which is unfortunate, but I guess this Jessica Buchanan still has a whole life of becoming a potential hostage ahead of her – especially as she gets more and more famous.

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Jessica Buchanan in a Bathing Suit for 2Bandits of the Day

Daisy Lowe Brings the Daddy Issues of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is not her great tits that she’s shown before, I mean even some of these “leaked Nudes” are from a shoot I’ve already posted JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is that she grew up without a father, only to have her bio dad go through a series of paternity tests and legal bullshit to claim her, when he was already married to Gwen Stefani, before his whole tranny sex scandal hit… I just think having a famous dad who denies having you for 14 years – does some damage and when he tries to right the wrong by getting her gigs modelling and sending her money – despite her stepMOM hating her – the damage is done… And that’s lovely…she’s hot as fuck, but I’d expect her nudes to be more hardcore considering her fashion stuff is just as naked….

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Selfie Girl of the Day

I am going to assume that this video is shot on purpose by a couple of girls just trying to make a social commentary on how narcisstic and self obsessed people are…because people are that narcisstic and self obsessed. I always ask girls who post amazing pics from the right angle, how many other versions there were of the pic that they didn’t use. They always smile, knowing that there’s probably 100 fucking pictures snapped just to get the right angle. It’s like they spend hours trying to get a perfect shot of themselves for their social media where people they don’t know judge them…like they are little low level celebs in their own right… When you think about it, it’s absolutely fucking insane… So real or not, this should speak to all of you….

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Hipster Boobs by Paul Franco of the Day

With all these celebrity tit pics and their lawyers running after us to delete them off the internet – instead of just letting them live on the internet – even though they are going to forever be on the internet – because that’s is what the internet is – it never forgets… The real issue with these people is money. They are all money grubbers and they don’t care their nudes are out there, they love attention, they just want compensation for it – because their egos tell them their nudes are worth more than a normal girl’s nudes… Well, I’ll say that a normal girl’s boobs, are far more fun to look at…because they come with hope that they belong to a fun, easy going girl and not a vapid fame whore cunt who is all about money, fame and their ego….even if that’s what this model is all about, we’ll never know, but we do know that if she does get famous, she won’t be whining about tit pics existing – because they are just tits… Pics by PAUL FRANCO

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Sofia Vergara Lies for Shape Magazine of the Day

There are paparazzi pics floating around of Sofia Vergara leaving the Botox clinic, which would be more shocking if she didn’t look like she got Botox, or more importantly, if everyone didn’t get Botox. I’m talking there are 25 year old girls getting Botox, so for a 45 year old starlet who only got famous at 40 getting Botox, it almost makes sense. It’s all part of the lie that is Hollywood…. To perpetuate that lie, here are some pics of her for Shape Magazine that apparently hits news stands November 17…because I’ve been to the future and now I’m back to deliver these to you…because it’s important to stare at Shape pictures that have historically been the worst or most obvious photoshoppers. You know taking girls are rebuilding them into something that isn’t’ the middle aged, single mother, who fucked her way to a hit show thanks to the help of her drug running family from back home…because hollywood loves a few things…tits and coke..and she comes with both…while making you come… Good girl.

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit. So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

Luma Grothe for PULP Magazine of the Day

Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…

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Luma Grothe for PULP Magazine of the Day