I still haven’t accepted that the queen of Reddit, Serena Williams, who you know from destroying everyone at tennis, is a woman… I am still coming to terms with her being a mom, and not a man dressed as a girl to win at tennis… She’s the man – Amanda Bynes shit…. So here she is in a pic she posted up to get some LOLz as she tries to start her pottery career. I know some of you like this kind of thing, and that’s ok with me… It’s just weirdness! The post Serena Williams Takes on Pottery of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time when I thought Amanda Seyfried was one of the hottest actors out there, which isn’t saying much, since actors are typically not hot… I just liked that she did nude scenes and Disney movies at the same time..it was a good way to polarize her careee and pretend she has talent… But now she’s just a mom who has had sex with Justin Long and that is enough to ruin a bitch. I guess she posts on social media, as these people do to get cast in movies and make money….and this is the kind of shit she’s posting… There was a time she was dumpy as fuck for the paparazzi, looking like she smelled not showered with nothing to prove….but here she is uploading selfie content – ruining that too… The world is shit. Pop culture is shit and Amanda Seyfried is old and rich and doing what old rich bitches do…activewear. The post Amanda Seyfried Doing Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Twerking of the Day Kids Set Car on Fire Subway Passenger of the Day Shoes Get Eaten by Escalator Drunk Fight Woman Tries Forcing Sex on Man The post Boob Printing and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halle Berry, the cultural appropriator….the has a black dad she’s met once after she was famous cuz he wanted to borrow 100k to start a fucking food truck or some shit…the white girl, who plays the black girl, cuz she’s got the right features and because Hollywood has consistently been racist as fuck and only want to work with accessible black people, or white black people, because they don’t fear them…. It’s nice to see a hot black woman succeed in Hollywood, it’s just too bad the circumstances were that she was middle class and white… Still great tits though. The post Halle Berry Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire. IT’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dude is in his 80s and hot chicks like old dudes in their 80s to breed with…. SHe is a product of his later in life marriage / sex….a good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way… This girl is all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper… Yes…She is Dr Pepper’s baby….Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from. Not only can daddy finance movies she gets to be in, or vacations she gets to go on, and mansions she gets to live in.. But he can also finance panties and the selfie cam that takes those selfies… PANTIES! The post Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Allen got a new face… Lily Allen …. Uggghhhh…… The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming…. YUM. Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits. Here is her new face JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Remember Ashanti? Well she’s fat in a latex dress for Valentine’s Day because it is pink….I guess she’s in the Valentine’s Day spirit….now that she’s having a career revival thanks to the Fyre Festival documentary that forced all the young kids into social media to google who Ja Rule only to find her song with him….at least that’s my theory…and I’m sticking to it.. Chubby girls in latex dresses with their guts sticking out despite being sucked the fuck in…are not really my thing but people with Latex fetishes love that shit on pretty much everyone…to fantasize about watching the cum roll off it….sick fucks.. It’s nice to see everyone at every age can be slutty…it brings me hope… The post Ashanti Fetish Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Canada. So important that she should be on our money here. Even though she moved to Cali to live that Skater Boy life back in the 90s when she got famous….is coming out with a new Album that is sure to SUCK tomorrow…. I call it 10 years too late, but I guess she’s felt inspired or wants to make some money while money is still available to be made..even if she’s been lazy the lat 10 years… I wonder if she’s still going to be the 30 something dressed like a teen from the Ohio Hot Topic…you know cheesy and commercial version of streetwear….silly really… Based on this LOLITA album cover…sucking a loli…like she’s not 45….stealing her kids candy on Halloween and making some selfie porn with it for her internet boyfriend she met on Facebook…you know that she reconnected with from High School… But I bet some of you assholes find it hot… If only I wasn’t so desensitized from all the sex workers and self produced porno out there…I’d be able to feel something looking at this…something other than “this Avril bitch is reaching hard”…. The post Avril Lavigne Comeback Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ughhh…Angela Simmons’ got some Cellulite…making me think she should look into BURKINIS or anything with pants…maybe a wetsuit or somthing…to keep that ass in her pants…to not terrorize us all with her mom body….but then I realize when dealing with any woman, especially in this fat as fuck America we live in, a fat ass is what people want, the fatter the ass the more fun it is to bury your face into, even if it is so fat you can’t actually get your dick up in it….. Not to mention, she can have anything she wants, including cellulite and a massive ass, becasue she’s Reverend Run DMC’s daughter….and is rich as fuck….spoiled as fuck…new money that has always had money kinda lets her live a better life than all you fuckers…fat ass or not. I’ve been told by the internet that she’s a mom, I don’t really stay on top of Rich Hip Hop daughter gossip…so this is a mom ass, that looks like a mom ass, doing attention seeking, paparazzi things….so love it, stare at it, jerk off to it….that’s what it’s there for….it’s what she wants you to do… What I appreciate in this picture…is that aggressive WEDGIE PICKING…so thorough you can practically see her uterus…so efficient that she’s literally showing as much as possible without showing anything….an expert at pulling bottoms out of her fat ass cheeks…but not by my standards of wanting to see butthole…I mean we’ve got this far…let’s go all the way. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Angela Simmons Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Michelle Rodriguez has always been pretty fucking lesbian. There was a time people were into her and always would say how hot she is. I assume those people were closer casss Who didn’t know they were queer…or just someone who buys into any and all hype, so much so that it can dictate whether she is considered hot enough or woman:/:: Here she is flashing some tit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Titty Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
