Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work to date hasn’t been grinding a married dude at an award shot. It was not spitting on her fans…or killing off her dog…or proving her team are drone puppets who do what they say. It was not destroying the youth with her bad influence…and shitty candy-coated content they eat up… The most offensive thing to date has been this picture of her showing off her grimy little hand in a grimy little hand job position. This is the equivalent of her simulating a blow job, as she’s done, only it looks far more abrasive…bitch needs to moisturize or take care of those farm hand looking things…seriously…this is the worst I’ve seen her…I’ve had better looking hand jobs from homeless chicks who used the slimy greasy sludge filth from not washing as lube…
The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content… I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on… ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes. Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show… Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show…. Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s…. Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect. It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.
I am friends with a great photographer called THEHEADHUNTR , I’ve been on some of his shoots, I’ve touched some of his models inappropriately, and he took these pics of this model AMANDA WOLF …. I guess she’s some alternative, inked up, dark as fuck, horror movie caliber creepy as fuck but still hot as fuck…The kind of girl who you don’t know how many people she’s killed, you just hope she kills your penis in a good way and lets you live to tell the story…. She’s one to look out for, and these pics are scary, hot, some kind of fetish going on…just not sure what that fetish is…
I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty fake tits and dye jobs, because it was what guys liked and it worked for her…something girls today still fucking do, which kind of amazes me since it’s such a trashy and dated look…. But I guess she’s a legend and as a legend, a pro, an expert at this nudity thing, it is part of who she is and she should be showing off her ass until the day she dies even though no one really wants to touch it – thanks the the Hepatitis…except maybe the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape who I guess she met at a sex tape convention…and married a few times… I guess the sick thing in all this is that I like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rose McGowan is one of the more interesting people to follow on Facebook. She’s pretty fucking active. She posts interesting stuff. She’s all around a cool girl to anyone who was in their 20s during the 90s. She’s like a little bit punk rock…a little bit gothic…a whole lot of awesome, opinionated, edgy, and most importantly busty. It’s the kind of girl who seems to read, seems to think, and who posts selfies for the sake of letting us know she’s also someone you’d want to have sex with. I just think she’ got a cool dynamic, even though I don’t care for old chicks, but after spending time with 20 year olds, really dumb, mindless 20 year olds…addicted to their phones and Jimmy Fallon 20 year olds…I am far more drawn to a hot old chick with substance…like Rose McGowan…but maybe I’m just into it cuz I masturbated to her tits in 1996. Either way, this pic killed the selfie bikini game this week on social media…kind of like how I want Rose McGowan to kill my face with her genitals.
His funk degraded the explosives… Underwear Bomber’s Plan Thwarted By Length Of Time He Wore Weapon Someone was a little over-zealous about their mission. Via MailOnline : The notorious underwear bomber’s plot in 2009 to blow up a plane on Christmas Day failed because the explosives became ‘degraded’ after he wore the same pair of underpants for two weeks, according to a U.S. official. Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was on a suicide mission when he attempted to detonate a bomb in his underpants as the plane, en route from Amsterdam, approached Detroit. The bomb however failed to detonate aboard the flight, which was carrying nearly 300 people, but caused a brief fire that caused burns to his groin. He was sentenced to life without parole in February 2012 after he pleaded guilty to all charges on the second day of his trial the previous October. The head of the Transportation Security Administration said this week the bomb failed to detonate because of how long Abdulmutallab had been wearing his underwear. John Pistole told the Aspen Security Forum: ‘The bomber had had the device with him for over two weeks.’ Mr Pistole was then asked whether the bomb had become ‘damp’, to which he replied: ‘Let’s say it was degraded.’ During his trial, Abdulmutallab said the bomb in his underwear was a ‘blessed weapon’ to avenge poorly treated Muslims around the world. After the bomb failed to detonate, passengers pounced on Abdulmutallab and forced him to the front of Northwest Airlines Flight 253 where he was held until the plane landed minutes later. Well that’s what his dingy azz gets! He may not have downed the plane, but we’re sure he still managed to make the innocent passengers’ flight at least a bit uncomfortable by lighting his barely-washed butt cheeks up in smoke.
Sahara Ray Sahara Ray is one of those instagram models who works. It’s like every once in a while these girls come out of the woodwork, establish a fan base, and have amazing tits that they aren’t shy to show, carry them into an actual career…and a lot of the times when that happens…I think the girl is overrated and it isn’t justified…like with Emily Rat-Cow…It’s like stick to working retail, or being a bottle service girl, your quest for VOGUE and celebrity isn’t holding casting calls at the Urban Outfitters you work at…but every once in a while…I fall in love and write poems for these girls…poems I want to get made into movies because they are so fantastic…and by poems I mean porns. Autocorrect Fail. Anyway…Sahara Ray is the gold in a world of low level try hard losers with cameras staging photoshoots… These are done by someone named JAI PHOTO check ‘em out…when you’re done staring at this greatness… The black model is BRIANA KING , I’ve never heard of her but assume she’s Martin Luther King’s Grand Daughter and Rodney King’s Daughter…because they have the same name… I am more into Sahara Ray, but not because I’m racist, I love black girls..it’s just I love Sahara Ray more…you know about the desert more than the people living on the desert…that was a little blacks are from Africa and This girls Name is from Africa geographic humor that wasn’t funny for you. I’m so versatile…
