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Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it… She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…. I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics… All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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Ariana Grande is Shows her True Colors of the DAy

It’s always amazing when these Disney Starlets, who you know are total diva cunts with too much money, show their true colours.. Marketed as these sweet virginal flowers, by people like Scooter Braun, who is posing in this picture with her, who is the criminal mastermind who is barely 30, but who owns all these kids and gets 10 percent of all their earnings as they mastermind the youth market, like a bunch of perverts who know the complexity of seducing little kids into buying shitty product…you know paving the way for young idiots to be dumber and dumber each generation… But really just the fucking devil… It makes me laugh. See HER at some WHITE PARTY Performing Slutty Enough…if you care… CLICK HERE

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Ariana Grande is Shows her True Colors of the DAy

Naked Ninja and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a car blowing the fuck up… Dude Harassing Girl Gets Knocked Out Worker at News Station Tries Not to be Caught Bull Invades a Hospital

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Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister… I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them… Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

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Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some portuguese water dog model with a great ass, who I assume was a fisherman before being sold off to the evil billion dollar panty corporation…who have lent her out to other panty corporations because they probably manufacture their bullshit for them in their sweatshops all you middle american assholes who like Victoria’s Secret support when you buy their shitty overpriced smut that you think will make you look like one of their models…when really all it does is smell like a poor Indian child’s tears and sweat… I also assume, that despite not being with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I don’t think loves the ethnic ones, is not quite a hooker yet, even if all modelling has a whole lot of prostitution to it…. Catalog Pics are always dull…but here they are anyway.

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Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

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Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Jennette Mccurdy’s Side Profile of the Day

I know very little about Jennette McCurdy…her face is too mangled for me to really bother with…the kind of babe who looks like she was hit in the face with a school bus, you know swallowing her face, looking’ like she’s got no chin, something I find disgusting….to look at but that she’s clearly not aware of, thanks to all the positive affirmation she gets from all her fans, that leads to her not realizing she’s garbage… I know she’s on some kids TV show and that creepy dads like you like her…because their kids make them watch these shitty shows…or because they just like watching kids shows… I also know she leaked erotica…in efforts to get noticed, to pull a Miley, to generate scandal to make people care, when it should been a sex tape…and not PANTIES but there’s still time for this little attention seeker and her parents who made her into this revenue generating machine…. Here are some pics…. Here she is singing or something…

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Karlie Kloss in a Shitty Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are… Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

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Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up. You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane…. Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

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Nina Senicar Boring Fucking Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve been doing this shit too long, or if bikini companies fucking suck, I just know that I haven’t been inspired about a bikini campaign pretty much ever…I mean pre-porn years, I could jerk off to a good bikini catalog or swimsuit issue, but these days, every fucking girl who isn’t fat posts pics of their bikinis, and shit is usually higher concept and more interesting than these campaigns, because I can actually email the bitch and tell her I’ll make her famous, or that I’ll pay her 100 dollars for her dirty panties… It’s like this Nina Senicar doesn’t fucking matter, there are a million girls as hot or hotter doing this shit for free, so the ones getting paid, are like hookers…turning a good thing that should be free into a fucking business… Here’s her campaign…

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