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Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

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Exgirlfriend of the Day

The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them… Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday… It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping… Crazy.

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Exgirlfriend of the Day

Jennette McCurdy: "Ratchet Ho" PLAYED Andre Drummond … Charlamagne tha God Says

Jennette McCurdy is just a “ratchet ho” who played Andre Drummond like a tune to boost her own celebrity status … according to MTV star Charlamagne tha God. The Charlamagne & Friends star says he believes the NBA baller, who insists he did not leak the Jennette McCurdy lingerie pics that hit the web this week. Charlamagne tells TMZ Sports that the proof is in the pudding. First off, the actress publicly engaged the Detroit Pistons player on Twitter after he named the iCarly and Sam & Cat cutie as his “Woman Crush Wednesday.” “She’s clearly a ratchet ho,” he says, explaining that this was all her plan and that “social sexual networking hookups are for regular people not celebrities.” The couple had a brief relationship that fizzled out, after which the 21-year-old blasted Andre Drummond on a podcast out of the blue last weekend. McCurdy then pointed the finger at him after the racy pictures (below) mysteriously surfaced online within 24 hours, with Charlamagne calling BS on her. “I bet ten other guys have the same pics Andre has,” he says. “She’s an idiot.” And/or a “ratchet ho,” whatever that is. Urban Dictionary defines “ratchet” as “a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that [believes] she is every man’s eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.” It defines “ho” as … well, you probably know that part. Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jennette McCurdy Underwear Pic This appears to be a photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear. The only question: Who leaked it? View As List 1. Jennette McCurdy Underwear Pic This appears to be a photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear. The only question: Who leaked it? 2. Racy Jennette McCurdy Picture Did someone leak this racy photo of Jennette McCurdy? An ex-boyfriend seeking revenge, perhaps? 3. Jennette McCurdy in a Bra How did this Jennette McCurdy photo hit the Internet? That’s the question, folk. That’s the question! 4. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Jennette McCurdy shows off her cleavage in this sexy selfie … wonder who leaked that. 5. Jennette McCurdy Bikini Photo A nice Jennette McCurdy bikini photo from the Internet. Andre Drummond, you had your chance. 6. Jennette McCurdy Picture Jennette McCurdy shows off her legs in this sexy selfie … sorry it didn’t work out, Andre Drummond.

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Jennifer Lopez in Possible Nipple Pic of the Day

I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes… What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..

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Winona Ryder for Old Times of the Day

Winona Ryder is on a comeback, after years of living in a cave, after being the hottest thing in Hollywood only to do nothing for a decade or more, apparently, and she’s doing a magazine spread to announce it, a spread where she’s hiding her big tits….and here I am thinking where did she go, I didn’t realize she disappeared…it’s like she never went away… Wait a minute…Who the fuck is this Winona Ryder…the name sounds familiar…but the face doesn’t ring a bell..maybe it’s the botox…

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Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

I still appreciate Candice Swanepoel’s ass even though she’s old, played out, and not even in a bikini or lingerie in this shoot, which is pretty much her thing…more importantly, she’s not even naked for fashion, showing her nipples all trying legitimize herself as an actual model, but in leggings and boring…but not boring enough for me, all because I am easy to please, I have no standards or really have anything else going on…you know where shitty pics are better than nothing.

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Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Ariadne Artiles in Some Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Ariadne Artiles is some model I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much since I don’t even remember my own name, and I have facial recognition blindness, leading me with one and only one way to recognize if I have talked to or about a girl, and that’s with her vagina and I am not even joking. If I fuck a girl I’ve already fucked but forgot I fucked her, or if I am at the strip club, and don’t recognize the girl on stage, even if I had a lap dance and heard her life story for 10 dollars a song, the second the panties come off I know if I’ve been there…leading me to assume that this babe from the Canary Islands…and in some bikini catalog pics that don’t really matter…has never been naked on the site before…but there is hope for a brighter tomorrow. All this to say, the name Ariadne is weird, but her body is not.

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Ariadne Artiles in Some Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Olga Kurylenko for Tatler Russia of the Day

Here’s a hot shoot of Olga Kurylenko for some Russian Magazine, making me assume these pictures were taken for another magazine a bunch of years ago, but are just being re-used lby Russia, like they were a pair of Levis Jeans, or Michael Jackson back in the 80s. You know always 10 years behind thanks the the iron curtain of communism… You know, take old pics of a Russian who escaped Russia and show them to Russia, to let them know there is hope, that if you sign up to the right mail order bride agency, you too can be fee and glamourous like this babe…

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Jennette McCurdy Slams Racy Photo Culprit, Points Finger at Andre Drummond

Jennette McCurdy has taken to Twitter to do her best Shaggy impression. Simply put, the actress says in regard to racy selfies that hit the Internet last night, it wasn’t me . A trio of lewd  Jennette McCurdy photos (below) were leaked online yesterday, with many folks believing ex-boyfriend Andre Drummond is the one to blame because McCurdy blasted him for being a bad kisser over the weekend Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jennette McCurdy Underwear Pic This appears to be a photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear. The only question: Who leaked it? View As List 1. Jennette McCurdy Underwear Pic This appears to be a photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear. The only question: Who leaked it? 2. Racy Jennette McCurdy Picture Did someone leak this racy photo of Jennette McCurdy? An ex-boyfriend seeking revenge, perhaps? 3. Jennette McCurdy in a Bra How did this Jennette McCurdy photo hit the Internet? That’s the question, folk. That’s the question! 4. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Jennette McCurdy shows off her cleavage in this sexy selfie … wonder who leaked that. 5. Jennette McCurdy Bikini Photo A nice Jennette McCurdy bikini photo from the Internet. Andre Drummond, you had your chance. 6. Jennette McCurdy Picture Jennette McCurdy shows off her legs in this sexy selfie … sorry it didn’t work out, Andre Drummond. Drummond has denied this accusation, however, saying he had “nothing to do” with the leak. But now McCurdy has jumped online and made it very clear who she thinks is responsible for the world seeing her in lingerie. “To anyone disappointed: I sent those pics to 1 person,” she Tweeted earlier today. “You can connect the dots. Shocked someone would stoop so low. I just speak w/ candor.” We’ll give you three guesses to whom McCurdy is referring, readers… and the first two don’t count! Still, the 21-year old is trying to remain calm and collected about the scandal. “In related news, I’m blasting ‘Let It Go’ on repeat,” McCurdy wrote as a follow-up Tweet.

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Emily Ratajkowski in S Moda of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it. All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.

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Emily Ratajkowski in S Moda of the Day