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Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time… I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rihanna Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect…… Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar…. There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores. Here are her tits on New Years JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Fat Milk Tits of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff is a sexual deviant, probably a bi-product of being a child star, sold off to the industry by her parents, given fame and money and excess at a young age, proven in that she’s fucked a hockey team before getting knocked up the first time, and then she fucked a bunch of random dudes, some on payroll to fill her void, before landing this dude who she got knocked up…a woman with two kids, with two dads…so modern for a rich, controlling tyrant… Well, she posted her tit on the instagram for attention and this make-out scene that I am sure you all can jerk off to because you still have Hilary Duff Fetishes…cuz you’re weird and overlook the fact that she’s not some 18 year old anymore, but rather a thirty year old mom with 30 pounds of fat on her, 15 of which seem to be on her tits. This is from days ago, I am not current. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Hilary-Duff-@hilaryduff-•-Instagram-photos-and-videos.mp4 The post Hilary Duff Fat Milk Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….Who is also a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird to me….because I come from a school of thought, or maybe it was from an era, where you do Playboy when you’re on the decline, or you do Playboy when you’re trying to get discovered for a Reality show or Baywatch…. I am not from a place where a Playboy model graduates, like she’s paid her whore duties, and invested her whore energy in her nakedness and half nakedness….through social media or any other media…at the level where the Mall brand reaches out and says “we could use that one to sell our products”…mainly because Victoria’s Secret has for years pretended to not ruin marriages, pretended to not be porn, pretended to be high end or luxurious….when we all knew the truth…the girls they used were all the same as Playboy models…their stories were just spun different… It is still weird to see a Victoria’s Secret model who has done Playboy….and I feel there should be some discrimination, you know so that I can categorize my whores the best way possible, rather than meshing them all together into one stew or hodgepodge of whores….it confuses me when I am judging them for using their tits to get ahead whilst jacking off to them. What I am saying is that I like my whores segregated. This one from Playboy, This one from VS, This one from SI, This one from Movies or TV, This one from Music, This one from Instagram, This one from the Strip Club, This one from Craigslist, This one for Backpages…you get what I am saying… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Gale Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”… I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases…. I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits. The post Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Golden Globes Roundup of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Golden Globes happened yesterday, which is hilarious to me, only because I had no idea that the Golden Globes happened or were on. I try to avoid the internet on weekends, and pretty much all the time, and despite having a celebrity titty site, I don’t give a fuck about the celebrities, Hollywood, or anything going on in that industry and space. I do not encourage brats getting awarded when they already won, and already shit on us everyday with their nonsense… I also am current in that Award shows are a waste of time, for old people, and I like to digest the content of old people, I like to focus on the content the girls I’d like to have sex watch, so that I am current when I cat fish them on the internet…. There’s no “Hey did Lady Gaga win for being a scammer in a scamming industry used to distract you”….. It’s more “Did Archie and Jughead fuck on Riverdale yet”… You know the things that matter…. Elizabeth Moss, adding to the inclusion ratio with her handicapped looking face. Sarah Hyland, letting us know TIMES UP on her kidney Lili Reinhart aka Betty possibly pregnant and flashing her panties TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE Lady Gaga and her sloppy tits Kristin Cavallari in some see through shit showing off her bolt ons Kristin Bell still boring TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE Kate Mara with the tits Kaley Cuoco for the nerds Jenna Dewan looking like she also doesn’t know what she’s doing there.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE Irina Shayk Mail Order Bride Heidi Klum showing off her Eugenics Here are her tits at the after party.. Halle Berry practising her white face TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE Emmy Rossum still not hot Christina Ricci is still alive Charlize Theron still old TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE Ariel Winter lets her titty pop TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Golden Globes Roundup of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is living the dream. Not bad for an affirmative action waterheaded retard with a hot body. The girl who Sports Illustrated went inclusive with, but luckily it was an era where inclusivity wasn’t every fat bitch with access to a triple XL bikini….when inclusivity meant “use the retard with the fit body and tits”….you know because her body had to adapt to her retardation and give her fitness and strength in what otherwise would have meant not standing a chance…plus if you pretend she’s from some immigrant company, people will just think her retard twang with her retard speak is an accent and not a retardation…. She’s managed to take that retard head and hot body to Leo DiCaprio’s homosexual cock, cuz these rich people who have fucked everything, need to fuck weird things to see what it’s like… Now she’s fucking some rich kid, also weird and into retards, who’s mom is Christie Brinkley, so he’s used to the fake model life and the circles they sex work in….so it’s a match made in heaven, she’s on her best behavior, cuz she’s 30 and even retards know “Put baby in belly by rich man to continue living this life”…. And that concludes today’s Nina Agdal clickbait pic for attention post. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Still Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Shakes her Tits of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora is on vaction…a vacation where her dance involves slapping her fat tits on her social media feed for the perverts who only follow her because she has fat tits…since everything else about her is uninspiring, uninteresting…so much so that she’s been trying to be a legit famous person for a fucking decade at this point and has only now got a hit record. This is after years of hanging out in the industry, going to all the right parties, letting all the right people cum on her tits, from Calvin Harris to the Kardashians…she’s been doing it, she’s been in the scene, she’s been existing…and she’s been to every single fucking party…and still isn’t that famous…or relevant..or a hit…or famous… It’s like Rihanna made one song and existed forever in our hearts while this bootleg table scraps last week’s kitchen garbage sort of floats on the top of celebrity like that film of oil on the toilet after you take an extra fatty shit…. But at least she’s shameless in her self promotion…slappin’ them titties like one of the many men who she fucked to get wherever it is she’s at… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Shakes her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland was in a bikini before the Golden Globes and apparently….her Kidney is trying to escape her body via her uterus….because whatever the fuck this body is…it’s weird… I’ve thought Sarah Hyland was a creepy fuck for a long time….as long as she’s been famous I’ve thought something ain’t right, and not just because her boyfriend is a homosexual riding her celebrity wave…it’s good for his life, business, future after she dies and he inherits the house…. I’ve thought she looked like an adult child for the majority of her celebrity, then in the last year or so with all her face injections, she looks like a 65 year old woman…in a “something ain’t right”….but at least she’s got tits, and a willingness to show off those tits on social media – where the fans are supportive of her… These are some of the weirder bikini pics on a celebrity…and I’ll just post them up for you to jerk off to in confusion….we all know you’ve jerked off to far worse…. Here she is showing her tits and possible nipple off for the Golden Globes TO SEE MORE SARAH HYLAND AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES SHOWING THEIR TITS OFF CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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