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Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period… Either way, here’s her ass.

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Dillion is the Babe of the Night

DILLON …if that’s your real name…when you look at me like that…dressed like that…you are going to attract the wrong kind of attention for a job interview and no one will take you serious at your job interview you…unless of course your job is getting naked and giving boners…because shit girl, I’m taking whatever that’s going on here, right now, in these pictures pretty fucking seriously…because DILLON is serious…so serious…she’s what legends are made of…and I endorse this kind of activity…always…and forever.. To see a more hardcore Dillon because you are a pervert Like me… CLICK HERE

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Happy Twerky Day Twerking Turkey Video of the Day

This is one of the dumbest thing to hit my Facebook feed since…every single girl posts her relationship issues, her health issues, her baby issues, her “life is great” motivational statuses, or statues announcing new jobs, vacations, moves, new houses…there’s just so much on Facebook to hate…including these people who got one of their friends, who I am going to assume is a dude, in a turkey costume, twerking, for Thanksgiving…this is some thematic photo op shit I’d expect from Courtney Stodden…done by normals..and it’s stupid as fuck…and since I hate you, I’m gonna share it with you..

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Angelica is Amazing Babe of the Night

ANGELICA is a glorious angel sent from RUSSIA in the form of nude and amazing pics I want to get my tongue stuck in, if they weren’t on my screen but rather actually ANGELICA because this girl has got it going on…She proves with her Russian conviction, communist values, and hard work, that with the right level of effort, which is actually very little effort, she doesn’t even need to get dressed, but is still perfect. TO SEE MORE OF ANGELICA HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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White Russian Girls in a Choreographed Twerk of the Day

This is pretty amazing…choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance…otherwise their family would be killed for them disgracing their country…their country depended on this… Sure it’s great, white girls in booty shorts, twerking as seriously as Russians take anything, and it makes me laugh -because Russian spies or not…good at twerking or not…hot or not….white girls twerking is just silly and whenever I see a white girl twerk, even if I want to fuck them, or want it on my face and even if they have great asses, I just assume they are college girls from Orange County trying to be Miley or pop relevant cuz pop is all they know… MTV TOLD ME TO DO IT… White girls are boring…but I don’t consider Russians white girls, they are their own breed, if shaking ass as focused and as technically accurate…as if they were the Baryshnikov of twerk…graceful and intense… Cuz that’s what Russians do…and that is why they are taking over the world… Fall of Communism, look at us now, watch out.

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The AMAS from Instagram of the Day

There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are. You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day… Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark… Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit… Here’s the Miley Performance… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF AMA PICS

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Even The Streets of Russia are Tough of the Day

Here’s a video of a Russian road doing what a Russian road should do and that’s not take shit from anyone or anything…and just blow the fuck up in rage…or not even in rage..just to show us that they can..because that’s what being raised on Communism is all about. If you don’t like that…here’s a pretty intense accident…from some POV shit that you can watch wishing you were driving the car…because your life is boring, your job sucks and driving into on coming traffic is your only hope… Or Maybe you like the pre-Surgery knocking’ himself out video he probably shot for Vine because the internet’s gone nuts and everything must be documented…

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Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Make an Appearance of the Day

Hayden Panettiere decided to put on a dress with a window built into it to show off her investment that was meant to balance out her really weirdly shaped body and massive back…but I can’t seem to focus on the tits, and possible nipples, because I am just trying to figure out her massive head. It’s like she’s a bobble head, the human form, but I guess that kinda goes for all midgets, but I never hear anyone every talking about Hayden Panettiere’s big head, but I guess, I also never hear anyone talk about Hayden Panettiere….. That said…I repeat..I think I See Nipple…

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Naked for 25 Magazine of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model who has been getting a lot of buzz…she’s been in the game a while…I’ve probably posted nude or at least topless pics of her before because that’s what getting famous as a model is all about…and now I can say I have seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me under an awesome hipster bush in an era when not enough pubic hair exists thanks to people like the Kardashians made girls think dudes don’t like pubic hair, making dudes not like pubic hair, making pubic hair seem gross because they are ..to sell product…even though it is glorious in a war on something that feels so good in my mouth…a war against something I hold so dear to me…I guess I know how the Jewish people feel now. Freedom has been attakced. Genocide’s never fun. But apparently, Abbey Lee Kershaw is…

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Graphic Gangnam Style Accidental Murder of the Day

This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance… Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker…./// Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!! If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….

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