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Cindy Berthelot for Some Underwear Collection I Want To Lick of the Day

I don’t know who Cindy Berthelot is because the internet doesn’t really want me to know who she is…but I do know GOOGLE IMAGES HAS HER TITTIES …and knowing what her titties looks like is substantially more interesting and relevant and important that knowing anything else about her…it’s even more important than these catalog lingerie pics she’s taking for some underwear company that I’d like to lick and lick and lick until the acidity in my saliva melted the shit off her…even if it took weeks to accomplish…I’m just committed to random girls posing in their underwear like that…she’s a babe…I should find her on twitter and ask her on a date…I’m sure it will turn into a long winded romance than ends in a double marriage like all my tweets to girls I want to be smothered by….

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Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.

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Miley Cyrus Back of the Day

I am totally a fan of Miley and her Hip Pop hustle. I think it’s borderline clever, which is saying a lot for Miley, seeing as nothing she does is clever, she’s like a high school drop out with a good team of people telling her what moves to make, which I guess in and of itself is clever too, only those people have their hands in her pocket and are taking all they can from her… I am also a fan of her taking twerking to the mainstream, because seeing white college kids twerking, is pretty fucking funny and often times hot, because they get all horny knowing they are being watched by perverts like me while trying to be sexy… The funny thing in all of it, proven with this backless dress, is that Miley really has no ass, bitch needs some Brazilian Butt lifts, squats and maybe even some surf lessons…cuz this isn’t built for twerking, but luckily, it is built for fucking…but then again so is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Dildo in Space and Other Videos of the Day

Well if this isn’t the most romantic thing a lonely women who can only get off thanks to her rubber dick since no dude wants to fuck her…I don’t know what is… It’s like she can pretend her inanimate eblack dildo traveled through space and time to be re-united with her big gross vagina… Set this shit to some love songs and I feel like every lonely fat women with a black dildo will not have a dry eye… If you don’t like that, here’s some sneaking up on Crackheads…good concept but not enough cannibalism… This guy doesn’t like people who skateboard…because I assume a skateboarder fucked his wife… This guy built a pretty freaky ghost with a remote control helicopter thing you see virgin loser adults playing with

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Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people… I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people… Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk… I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

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Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop.. Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

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Kate Moss Never Wears a Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Victoria Justice is on All Fours of the Day

I don’t really know who Victoria Justice is, or what all the hype around her is, I just know she’s some Child star in her 20s, who older creepy dudes lust after, because she’s on TV, and I guess because when forced to watch kids shows with your kids, you start trying to find the one character you’d have sex with, which happened to be this one…. I also don’t really know why she’d post this pic of her on all fours, maybe she’s a cock tease, maybe she just likes being silly, but I do know that the dudes checking her out are fucking jokes…busted creeping’…it’s just too bad they aren’t real creepers jerking off to her antics….cuz that’d be a better photobomb….

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Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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