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Nicole Neal Hairy for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read. Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts. But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable… Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety. Weird.

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Shakira’s Fat Ass in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly…and ass… I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal, if anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on the voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adorned even when obese, because their fans are latino and latino people are used to fat chicks, but more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money…it’s a scam…like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Aubrey Plaza for GQ of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is. I know I did a post on her yesterday, she was talking about masturbating on set or some shit, but even that wasn’t all that memorable,because these bitches are a dime a dozen, there are just so many want to be famous, who get some work, and who land some magazines…and even if they were masturbating on a porn site, spread pussy, inserting household objects in themselves, we wouldn’t bother with them, but cuz they are in a movie…or GQ..we’re supposed to think they matter… The fame game confuses me, but here’s Aubrey Plaza, luckily not Aubrey O’Day in GQ in her underwear…anyway…I think because I am just happy it’s not Aubrey O’Day…or Aubrey the rapper known as Drake.

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve lost interest in Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know why, but I am going to assume it’s over exposure. I also hate the brand she is owned by and everything they represent, in their evil sweatshop manufacturing, overpriced garbage, that they sell to middle America way. Sure they book hot bitches to pose in the shit, but everything they shoot is so fucking boring, they photoshop out nipples, and they are the fucking McDonalds quality of photoshoots, you know manufactured, robotic, and garbage…and I don’t care how many big macs a motherfucker eats, I’m not touching that plastic shit. If you know what I mean… And my hatred for Victoria’s Secret, spills over into all the other work their bitches do, because I know they sold their soul to the devil, and I get that it’s about making money and getting as huge as possible, but I prefer my hot bitches a little less desperate to be at the top…and a lot more desperate to get to the top they have no chance of attaining but that they’ll suck my dick for me to post about them as part of their efforts…if you know what I mean… This Candice bitch is done, over, and sure she has a great body, there’s very little in it for me, especially when she’s not getting naked and let’s face it…this life that I’m living is all about me…and this twat serves no purpose in it unless she’s showing nipple. Bye bye.

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Taryn Manning Titties for TV of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time, not that long ago, when Taryn Manning was my internet homie. Where we shared glorious internet time together…. It was before she booked this Orange is the New Black, female prison rape show that I’ve never seen, but that people are loving, because people are all fucking drones and do what they are told. A show that may or may not make her a bigger deal, you know her big break. It was back when she was in transition…between jobs…and I guess bored enough to hang on Social Media, you know before she got too famous to give me any attention. I’ve seen it before with some many second or third string famous people, all awesome in the beginning, but when they finally hit something good, they disappear. I guess it’s true what they say, there is no loyalty on social media with people you’ve never met…and that internet love affairs are not real….but fantasy… Either way, here’s the last message she sent me…back in September 2010…I have no idea what it was in reference to or why she blocked me but I am sure it was cuz I was being awesome and hilarious and she was taking herself too seriously, as they often do… Tayrn, if you’re out there, I hope we can learn to love again…

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Aubrey Plaza Talks About Masturbating on Conan of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…but now I do and all because she is talking about masturbating, and proves that despite not being hot in any way beyond having a vagina, I can still get interested enough to listen to her talk about masturbating…because girls masturbating is a fetish of mine, probably because growing up, every girl denied ever doing it, but now, thanks to progressive society and the internet, every girl doesn’t just admit it, but usually goes into detail about it, giving me something to masturbate, in a masturbation circle of fucking life that just never ends because everyone is too busy masturbating.

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Frida Gustavsson Hot in a Bathtub of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The first and last 2 times I have posted on Frida Gustavsson , a 19 or 20 year old model from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls has small tits, and unlike most 19 year old girls, is making money modelling…and living the good life…probably fucking rockstars and famous people…polluting her vagina since no one uses condoms anymore…and climbing up the ladder before landing a topless video like she was Emily Ratajkowski propelling her to the next level of babe…but for now…she just kicks it in the bathtub in bathing suits for fashion..all wet and shit…pretty sleazy…cuz you know somewhere, someone is jerking off to this, and if you don’t believe me, email me and I’ll send you video proof.

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Kimora Lee Simmons Topless on a Yacht of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Korean / Black Gold Miner…which to those of you who don’t know is a professional Gold Digger, the kind of girl who goes for the real payload, and who invests all she has into prospecting, we’re talking any heavy machinery possible, because digging is for amateurs, this bitch required heavy machinery… She was a fashion model at 15 in the late 80s, because she’s 6 food tall… She was Russell Simmons’ bitch when she was 17. Which is illegal if you’re not a multi millionaire 35 year old black dude at the time. They were married when she was 23 and divorced at 31…which was a perfect amount of time to amass a hefty monthly child support payment, alimony payment, and half of the 140,000,000 dollar Baby Phat / Phat Farm empire…. It all worked out pretty well for her, and here she is at 38, living the fucking life, topless on a yacht, a life that only happened because she was 6 foot tall…which when you think about it, is fucking crazy. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day. So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days…. To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Katee Sackhoff in her Underwear for Twitter of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katee Sackhoff was at Comicon, and for those of you who have never heard of Katee Sackhoff , like me, she’s from some bullshit nerd shit called Battlestar Galactica, something’ I’ve never seen, because I have sex with girls. She’s also been in such hits as “Sexy Evil Genius”….”The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia” and “Campus Killer”…We’re talking so low level, I am shocked her panty pics to twitter aren’t spread vagina pics with a neon sign she got custom made that read “look at me, I’m spreading my vagina, look at me, I was on TV, look at me….please someone…please…look at me”…. Especially now that she’s pushing 35…she’s gotta make moves quick cuz it’s almost over for her…but at least she’s on the right track. Getting into her underwear on the internet is step one to a life decision of whoring yourself out.

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