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Emily Didonato’s Bikini Pics for H&M of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the beard of my friend Jake Gyllenhaal …the dandiest pansy dancing like a stripper for a bunch of dudes around…Emily Didonato, a model who is taking advantage of his rich kid brat turned celebrity thanks to his dad but more importantly, his homosexuality, by linking herself up with him, so the media talk and when the media talk, she becomes a celebrity too. It’s all a fucking lie, but the only thing that’s real, or at least that feels real, or at least that I can pretend is real is that she’s half naked in these pics, whether she’s photoshopped or not….it’s good enough for me, but then again, I have no standards.

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Nude Commuter of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it. If you’re on mobile – this video should work….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/naked-commute.flv

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Nude Commuter of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it. If you’re on mobile – this video should work….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/naked-commute.flv

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The Miley Cyrus Nipple Shot of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am still recovering from the Miley Cyrus and now these outtake shots have come out with her nipples all over them, or shadows that look like nipples, which in my life is good enough to be a nipple, because what difference does it fucking make, it’s not like I can even jerk off to this shit, but I would if I was 15 and she was my high school girlfriend or some shit when nipples, or shadows that look like nipples gave me boners…. I would love to K-Fedding her, if there is one thing we can learn from celeb gossip the last decade, it is that K-Fed is one of the smartest men in history – at least when it comes to his career and retirement….use that sperm strategically…he has it all figured out… I guess I’ve also learned that I would love to smear my genitals all over Miley….because Miley wins…as long as she’s not talking.

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Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit. Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip…. I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….

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Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit. Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip…. I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….

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Maria Fowler for Loaded of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free. So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits. So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do. Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Sets Off Some Red Flags of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel’s mom celebrated her birthday yesterday, so everyone wish the uterus that built Candice Swanepoel, instead of aborting her, a happy birthday. Her vagina was ravaged in the making of a vagina you all masturbate to, and she should be celebrated for that. That said, looking at her picture and using my scientifically backed “Looked at the bitch you’re fucking’s mom before getting too serious, because the chances are she’ll end up looking like her, acting like her and aging like her because mom, although fat and scary now, was once young and vibrant, like the pussy you are sticking your dick in”…..leading me to think Candice Swanepoel may not be what she is now, in 20 years, but the good news is the world will probably blow up by then and we’ll never have to see it, so until then, Candice is toned and not muff gutted, her gunt is glorious not menopausal, so whatever she’s gonna age into doen’t really matter, because what she is today is all we care about.

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Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous… What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it. This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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Vanessa Milde For Treats Magazine #5 of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you don’t know, Treats Magazine is some Fashion porn magazine out of LA, started by porn guys who realized mainstream advertisers like fashion nudity, not Sasha Grey getting throat fucked nudity, and there’s more money in a Mercedes ad, than a porn membership at. So they figured to hires awesome photographers and aspiring models who are already with agencies but not getting anywhere, making them eager and willing to do whatever it takes to get out of their low-end competitive modeling, world and next level that shit. You know, really make a name for themselves in some hot erotica that can be spinned into nothing deemed trashy. So it’s like two winning situations, coming together, to make you come together, but luckily at different computers, in different buildings, because that would be gay. Think about that next time you cum, somewhere in the world, another dude is busting at the exact same time as you, like your orgasming bredren, you may or may not know, in some seriously homo shit, that’s really not homo, like getting a blowjob from a tranny with tits, as long as she keeps her underwear on…..Out of site out of mind bro

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