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Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

Interesting…. which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER …. I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits… I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact… TO SEE THE REST OF ThE PICS TARGET=”_blank”> FOLLOW ThIS LINK

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Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

Amanda Bynes Does Instagram Right of the Day

You know what I like? Amanda Bynes…. Child star who has fallen off and lost her mind like every fucking child star…..Drug addicted, unstable, long legged, reckless driving angel….all posting cleavage to instagram…cleavage that I’d rather be a spread vagina….but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, she just kinda seems like she had, but we have a few more feet to get…and luckily…I generally take what I can get..so this cleavage is good enough for me…even if I have no idea if it is actually hers or just a pic she posted of someone else…and really…it doesn’t matter…cuz like all girls I fuck from behind…they can virtually be anyone my imagination makes them….

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Claudia Romani is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

Claudia Romani is a virtual unknown to me….but I love her fucking ass…I feel like it may be my soul mate…that we have spent eternity together…fighting for our freedom….meeting obstacles and conflict…but always finding each other….even from across the world….me and this ass are meant to be together…whether Claudia Romani is involved or not….nothing is going to get between me and this ass…and I see us having a double wedding, Claudia and her Rich and Famous boyfriend….and me and her fucking ass….Together we will inspire the next american love story, even though neither of us are american…. I’ve never heard of her, apparently she lives in Miami, so this bikini in Miami thing is kinda common, and I guess we can thank Jesus for that…it’s a fucking CHRISTMAS MIRACLE …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue of the Day

People like JENNIFER LAWRENCE …..and I don’t really know why.,..I mean I guess in this Vogue Shoot she looks her fucking best, since when I last saw pics of her she was in a bikini, and looked dumpy as shit….you see cuz life is not a Vogue shoot…and the paparazzi aren’t Vogue photographers….and dumpy can’t be photoshopped out…. I kinda hate her, because she’s a fucking sell out….and I’m not punk rock about shit, I don’t shit on anything mainstream, I just think if a girl gets nominated for an Oscar at 15, she can ride that and produce actually quality movies, and still make real fucking money…but instead she signed up to some candy coated billion dollar franchise pile of shit that has little to no integrity…clearly for the money and to become an It girl…and that’s just fucking weak sauce… But at least she has tits.

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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Guess who’s on the beach of St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret….Candice Swanepoel…cuz Victoria’s Secret fucking own her…and may have even made her in an African lap somewhere…you know like some kind of billion dollar robot that won’t age and that will never leave them…and investment that helps them make 30 billion dollars a year in sales….which is totally fucking ridiculous if you think about it…that’s like 2 billion pairs of underwear a fucking year….do people really need that many pairs of underwear…..I mean I’m not complaining cuz the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret has given me this lovely angel to make love to myself / my screen / my MONKEY SPANKER to….which is enough distraction for me to furhter investigate their criminal human traffic robot making practices…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is… That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Factice of the Day

In some horrible decision making between the creative director, editor in chief and the marketing department over at Factice magazine’s morning meeting….Kim Kardashian’s fat body was shot in lingerie….and unfortunately, not with a fucking elephant gun. She got half naked, in what would be sexy outfits, if it was on some hot, tight bodied girl, waiting for you to come home from work….or even on your dumpy ass wife who has given you the gift of children and who you are codependent and in love with enough to see past the fact that she’s ravaged her body…from vagina to GUNT to tits…..all for you…and appreciate her putting on something to add some excitement in your otherwise boring as fuck relationship that is comfortable…and that you are used to….but when it is on Kim Kardashian, someone who no one finds hot, who has had her time to shine, and who likely offends 98 percent of the population who know she exits, this has gone too far and has gone on far too long, and should never have happened, and should never happen again….. These pics remind us that she should retire gracefully, even if you’re a pig who can’t be graceful in anything you do….she’s got all the money in the world, and doesn’t need to be humiliating herself while irritating us, and above all…she’s got a sister she can exploit who is built like an actual model, who we’d all rather see half naked… Get it together. you prime example of the horrible side effects of positive affirmations…. Here are some pics…they depress me.

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Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Factice of the Day

Jerry Hall’s Bush in an Upskirt of the Day

There is something amazing about bush…I figure it is because the bald pussy really got played out over the late 90s and 2000s…making it standard and repetitive for those of us who see and eat pussy…making the random bush you come across, or cum all over exhilerating and exciting….you know something different, something original, something natural and traditional, something that hasn’t been ruined by Kim Kardashian or the cast of Jersey Shore like it was a Brazilian wax… Unfortunately, old lady Jerry Hall isn’t really helping my case here, because her bush is on an old lady, as most bush should be, thanks to old ladies being from the Bush generation, moms before the whole bald pussy thing really happened, so she’s no ambassador here, she’s just like every over 45 year old who thinks Bald pussy is creepy….but let me tell you, bush on a 25 year old, who is going against the grain to have bush, because they get the importance of decorating a pussy like it was a Chirstmas tree the way nature intended, is fucking awesome… Either way, here’s a great pantyless, hairy pussy, old lady upskirt….

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Jerry Hall’s Bush in an Upskirt of the Day

Jerry Hall’s Bush in an Upskirt of the Day

There is something amazing about bush…I figure it is because the bald pussy really got played out over the late 90s and 2000s…making it standard and repetitive for those of us who see and eat pussy…making the random bush you come across, or cum all over exhilerating and exciting….you know something different, something original, something natural and traditional, something that hasn’t been ruined by Kim Kardashian or the cast of Jersey Shore like it was a Brazilian wax… Unfortunately, old lady Jerry Hall isn’t really helping my case here, because her bush is on an old lady, as most bush should be, thanks to old ladies being from the Bush generation, moms before the whole bald pussy thing really happened, so she’s no ambassador here, she’s just like every over 45 year old who thinks Bald pussy is creepy….but let me tell you, bush on a 25 year old, who is going against the grain to have bush, because they get the importance of decorating a pussy like it was a Chirstmas tree the way nature intended, is fucking awesome… Either way, here’s a great pantyless, hairy pussy, old lady upskirt….

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Jerry Hall’s Bush in an Upskirt of the Day