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Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

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Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

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Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends…. and that is why she’s amazing. Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

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Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretsky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends…. and that is why she’s amazing. Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

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Diana Farkhullina is Hot and Half Naked for L’Officel Ukraine of the Day

Diana Farkhullina is a model. She’s from Russia not that that is really impressive with the whole fall of communism and fact that any hot bitch can get out of the country without a struggle, escape or being mail ordered / traded in the illegal sex trade….but she’s still fucking hot, topless, hiding her nipples in L’Officiel Ukraine, but still only 21 with so much potential to do many nude fashion shoots before fucking a pro soccer player or celebrity and ending up the next Irina Shayk…..the formula to success is almost text book and I’m just happy to see girls using their brains to exploit their bodies for personal gain because the minute humanity loses that…humanity loses everything..

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Kelly Brook in Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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ESPN Body Issue of the Day

I hate fat chicks so much that I am starting to really appreciate fit chicks who have some muscle definition from hard training and not from being on drugs or rocking an eating disorder…sure for the longest time I was into soft, doughy, busty chicks but they all turn into fat chicks, but then one day I fucked an athlete and after coming to terms with the fact that her rippling back was a little too dude-like, I just laid back while she rode me like a piece of exercise equipment and from that day on I was hooked…the high testosterone levels make them horny and they are good for when you need help moving furniture and their only real flaw is their ability to out run/beat the fuck out of me….but the hottest thing about them is that they aren’t fat or lazy…. ESPN does this thing called the body issue, where they get athletes to show off their ridiculously sculpted naked bodies, and they dropped it recently, so I figured I’d plug it to encourage you slobs to work out instead of sitting there eating processed foods…. Fitness can be hot…especially on other people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Bottom Volleyball Ass of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is living the beach life because she’s a millionaire bikini model who has been told how good she looks in a bikini via million dollar paychecks….leading to the confidence to take off her jean shorts that so many bitches have a hard time doing…especially after they’ve abused their body through marriage and baby making…but unfortunately for the rest of us, those are usually the bitches who do take off their shorts at the beach, because part of giving up on life is not giving a fuck what people think of their disgusing mom asses, something often confused with confidence or finally finding a place of secuirty in ones self, when it is really just one step away from suicide in self hating, and wanting the rest of the world to suffer with them…..it is never the hot assed 18 year olds who have great asses that’s why I called them hot assed….who jump into their bikini bottoms for volleyball…and that is a huge flaw in the way our world works… To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day

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Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil. Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30…. All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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