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Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago: When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential I’m glad she listened. I am so influential… Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for… These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

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Lisa Rinna See Through Dress of the Day

I never know why I post on Lisa Rinna, I just know that I’VE DONE IT A LOT OVER THE YEARS ….. I don’t even know what she does, is she an actor? Was she just a store owner in LA, who hacksawed her face, and jacked up her lips into something I’d love to put my dick in, but instead that she televised getting reduced……still making me wonder what her other lips look like…before remembering SHE DID DO PLAYBOY ….and now she’s in a see through shirt….a dirtbag bottom feeder who has enough money to not be a dirtbag bottom feeder…but who chooses to be a dirtbag bottom feeder…and I’m not complaining…I like tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing…even when Victoria’s Secret limit her potential as a hot as fuck model…but photoshopping out the see through and the nipples….in order to maintain her lingerie pics to look like she’s in a bikini and her bikini pics to look like she’s in a bikini….and her in a bikini…even if Christian Shareholder friendly….you know to keep sales up…still works for me…but only cuz SHE GETS NAKED IN HER OTHER MODELING JOBS ….cuz that’s what models fucking do. Victoria’s Secret is that she fucking sucks.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Ellen Pompeo isn’t hot…but she’s in a bikini and luckily as a man married to a fat as fuck bitch…I find happiness in a skinny, lifeless ass…it is probably the reason I have so many dead heroin addict hookers in my basement….no, I have those for sex. I know dead hooker jokes have lost their appeal now that people are actually podcasting necrophilia on the internet…it’s the hottest shit in the gay community….and will eventually trinkle into the straight world like it was anal sex…. But if a bitch looks like a zombie or a corpse…with a lifeless ass on the beach…something I’m not used to while surrounded by obesity…I have no choice by to go down that dead hooker road…but only cuz a dead hooker is probably hotter than this shit…even though I’m not into dead hookers….but I am really not into Ellen Pompeo.. This post confuses me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ellen Pompeo Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Bekah Jenkins in her Bathing Suit for Elle Mexico of the Day

Bekah Jenkins is some model I’ve never heard of from the USA, born in 1985, who has done random shoots I’ve never posted, probably some nudity if you look for it, cuz she’s old enough to know that she better get fucking bigger gigs before 30, otherwise it is over for her, and the only way to do that as a model is by getting naked…..unless you think doing Elle Mexico is a big deal…when the Mexican version of everything, except maybe Coca Cola cuz they use real sugar and authentic tacos is usually the lazier, less effective, slower moving and not taken seriously….especially when talking about Mexican bloggers.

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Bekah Jenkins in her Bathing Suit for Elle Mexico of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Titty Flash on Set of the Day

Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash….. Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook… make animated gifs like this at MakeAGif I’m still a fan of Lohan and appreciate her struggles that aren’t real struggles, but more importantly, I’m ready for the comeback….the oscars. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bathing Suit Top of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bathing suit picture that I assume is of herself to twitter…revolutionizing the whole self-shot duck face in front of a mirror for your myspace profile picture…into something even more fucking self involved cuz it involves photographers, lavish scenery, and a production crew to make it perfect…..taking it to a whole new level of vanity that is a little obnoxious, but still hot, cuz it is her life…but I think it’s be a little more fun to see a little more personality…cuz we all know the bitch is hot…she can afford to make stupid faces, show off her food baby after a big meal, or do other things mocking her hotness….it would make me like her more….even though I like her just fine…..thanks to being superficial as fuck….and not too interested in personality….

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Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bathing Suit Top of the Day

Julianne Hough’s Spread in Underwear of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Julianne Hough or her attempt to crossover into mainstream acting after a career as a professional dancer that annoys me cuz it doesn’t involve stripping – the only professional dancing I acknowledge….cuz it is bouncing on my dick while titties are in hand at 10 dollars a song… I just think it is funny that bitch is spread in Interview….rocking a position her “boyfriend” Ryan Secrest gets grossed out in seeing and when she is in this position he asks her to close her legs… cuz he’s more into Dick….Clarke….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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Rihanna Hot in Esquire of the Day

I did a post on RIHANNA TOPLESS IN JUNE’S ESQUIRE already….but I just came across the rest of the pics and the video….and since I am a fan of Rihanna partially naked because I think she is hot…I like that now that she has made it and the industry works for her, she’s embraced her slut roots….and that is amazing….more girls should take her lead….and will cuz she is an icon to little girls everywhere….good times to come…

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Rihanna Hot in Esquire of the Day