Ursula Karven is some German actor who I don’t know anything about other than that she’s got a great fucking ass….and good tits too….and she’s showing them off for April’s Playboy Germany….and that she’s a mom of two pushing 50 who had a 4 year old drown in Tommy Lee’s pool….maybe I know all there is to know about her… I also know that this kind of woman shouldn’t exist, she is that good….so good that it makes me wonder if this was all part of Hilter’s master Aryan race plan, was his goal to get rid of the ugly chicks so all Germans looked and aged like this, is she a product of his Aryan race lab project 20 years after the war ended…cuz she’s gotta be genetically modified…. I just don’t have those answers, and I don’t think genocide is the right, but maybe he was onto something, cuz the world would be a better place if all women looked liked this…something even those affected by World War II can’t deny. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kim Kardashian is shitty and I’m not just saying that cuz she is brown….she’s just a urinal in a public washroom in a housing project of a person…with nothing of substance to offer the world…not even a decent porn perfomance….and if anything she’s just ruining the youth….the same youth I plan on fucking when they turn 18…and that makes me mad….Die Kim Kardashian…..you media whore no one should be talking about… She posted this shitty topless pic that was clearly shot in photo studio cuz no one wants to actually see her slob ass in bed…with this life changing caption on twitter last night… “Can’t sleep tonight …” I hate when fat chicks try to be sexy or erotic…it’s just awkward… Either way, She’s fucking tacky as fuck in what looks like an erotic pic a wife gets taken by a shitty photographer at the mall for her husband on their white trash 20th wedding anniversary….ain’t nothing hot about that…. Here is a picture of her and her pig sister out of the barn and in lingerie….celebrating the fact that photoshop exists…cuz they don’t look like this….even the monster one looks like a woman…that doesn’t make sense…they is so photoshopped it should be classified as a drawing not a fucking picture…but at least these slobs don’t look as dumpy as they are…cuz that shit’s just depressing and I like the lie that they got famous cuz they had something to offer…like hot bodies…even if I know it is a lie…it makes them easier to stomach….instead of fixating on their sloppy stomachs….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that we need to make these bitches disappear….
You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck… I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.
Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…
I like model Crystal Renn …..cuz she shows her titties for fashion….it’s like give this bitch her day rate and promise her it will end up on a prestigious enough magazine….which will look great in her portfolio on her quest to the top…and she’s putty in your fucking hands…you can do anything you want to her…just tell her it is for the sake of really pushing her as a model…when really it’s just for the sake of personal enjoyment of owning a slut and making her jump through hoops like a dancing monkey….a dancing monkey with titties….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…it’s why I love models so much…they are like strippers without all the negative implications of being a stripper…
There’s a movement called the 5 second film festival that I think is genius because my attention span is 5.5 seconds…so this is the perfect amount of time to suck me in and win me over….like this entry…showing the best magic trick ever…one I am sure husbands and baby daddy’s everywhere wish they knew the secret of….cuz staging a car accident or pushing her down the stairs…or faking a violent dream….or drugging her and dropping her off at the abortion clinic is far less effective.
I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies….. She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it….. Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t give a fuck about Questlove. He was one of the first people to block me on twitter after I made fun of him being a bootleg Jay-Z, trying to get up in Beyonce’s sister, that already had a kid, because fat dudes, even when in successful bands, and when those bands are on TV every night, still run after the table scraps…. I do give a fuck about funny fucking videos and seeing him cross the street with this little chick in tight pants, was like watching an A&W rootbeer commercial in the early 90s. Shit’s hysterical….but probably not as hysterical as the awkwardness that happens when she tries to mount him in the bed, legs unable to really reach around his body, dick that probably splits her in half…pain and struggle worth the child support she will rake in when she tricks him to cum inside her “Of course I’m on the pill….”….. We’ve all heard that before….well I haven’t….cuz no girl in her right mind, or even in a state of crazy would let me knock her up and I’m ok with that as long as they let me try…. Groupies will fuck anything….”sure Questlove is a monster, but he’s way better than Tommy from psych class, that guys not on TV”….and sluts are sluts….always opportunists. Sometimes it is the little things that bring me joy, other times it is the very big things doing very insignificant things….like right now….good times.
Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it….. Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me… Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete… TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society… The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding….. See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn…. Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok…. I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts…. So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable…. Here’s the video…. TO SEE PICS OF HER PERFORMING THE OTHER DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK
