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Evan Rachel Wood Little Titties for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood showed her titties for FLAUNT MAGAZINE ….and this isn’t the first time that she’s GOT HALF NAKED FOR FASHION PHOTOSHOOTS ….she’s one of those artist, fashionista, hipster, goths who takes herself too seriously…I know you know what I mean and I know it probably stems from Marilyn Manson ruining her with his penis when she was 18….making her watch obscure things and have obscure conversations and read obscure books cuz that’s what identity crisis people do…just go to any coffee shop and listen to the lesbians in conversation….it is annoying…but watching her fuck in NAKED IN MILDRED PIERCE wasn’t…and looking at her little nipples and little tittes for some fashion magazine isn’t either…. Here are the pics…

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Evan Rachel Wood Little Titties for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards… The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat…. Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind. That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

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Julia Stegner Vogue Germany Titties of the Day

Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010 ….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”… I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am…. Either way, this bitch has been toples in and and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated.. That said – here are the pics….

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Vanessa Hudgens Continues her Leggy Slutting of the Day

You know what’s getting really fucking obnoxious….these consistent staged pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in shorts or fuck me boots….hugging up with her boyfriend all in love…all the time…like she’s some kind of needy bitch thanks to her parents exploiting her and selling her off to Disney to make her do her part to contribute to the mortgage….especially cuz these pics aren’t as nude as the last time she staged pics for attention…. This shit annoys me, but not as much as her recent weight gain probably annoys her…so we’re all losers here…especially you.

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Vanessa Hudgens Continues her Leggy Slutting of the Day

Shauna Sand and Her Male Prostitute of the Day

I don’t know what’s scarier…Shauna Sand and all her plastic surgery, looking like some kind of living corpse walking around in stripper clothes…..or the fact that she pays male escorts who are likely gay and from a modeling agency to escort her around like she’s some hot piece of ass they crave…mainly cuz her pussy smells like a giant asshole and she’s got a good budget and promises of paparazzi exposure…or the fact she’s a mom to daughters who will grow up with her as an role model…or the fac that she has a SEX TAPE ….that someone actually paid her to do….or the fact that I jerked off to her video… I’m thinking all are equally amazing….cuz she’s a joke, she’s a novelty act, she’s an atttention seeking whore who did playboy decades ago and she’s one my nobodies to watch fuck so I suggest you GET THE SEX TAPE HERE IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME if you’re not a broke ass loser…..which I’m sure you are….

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Shauna Sand and Her Male Prostitute of the Day

10th Annual Xbiz Awards Hotties

Sadly I wasn’t invited to this year’s Xbiz Awards , I’ve never actually heard of them so that might have something to do with it, but I love when a whole gaggle of hot pornstars get together for a party. Here are a bunch of the girls on the red carpet looking glamorously trashy. These are nice and all, but I think I’d be more interested in seeing these exact same girls at the after party all intoxicated and with their breasts falling out and confused as to where they left their underwear. Hot.

10th Annual Xbiz Awards Hotties

Sadly I wasn’t invited to this year’s Xbiz Awards , I’ve never actually heard of them so that might have something to do with it, but I love when a whole gaggle of hot pornstars get together for a party. Here are a bunch of the girls on the red carpet looking glamorously trashy. These are nice and all, but I think I’d be more interested in seeing these exact same girls at the after party all intoxicated and with their breasts falling out and confused as to where they left their underwear. Hot.

Kate Beckinsale Signs Autographs for the Nerds of the Day

I amazes me how much nerds love Kate Beckinsale….I mean I can see that bitch is one of the hottest 40 year old mom’s out there, her body is fantastic, but for some reason, they just fucking can’t get enough of her….I mean I don’t leave the house very often and I’ve heard at least 4 or 5 different sci-fi nerds of all ages, I’m talking 15 to 40 talking to their friends about the new underworld and how they can’t wait to see this bitch squatting in leather pants…It’s like her body alone must be responsible for vats an vats of semen if all the motherfuckers who jerked off to her, kept it in a collective place…I’m talking swimming pools of cum….but that’s not new to her….cuz apparently some got stuck to her uterus…hence the whole motherhood shit… Anyway, she did some late night TV in a tight dress….and here are some pics for you virgin collector weirdos…

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Inspirational Message from Miley Cyrus’ Hot Cleavage of the Day

Here’s a vdeo of Miley in concert the other day in South America…..she leaves the crowd with some inspiring words of wisdom with her hick accent….after thanking the crowd for making her dreams come true…she makes the bold statement that her purpose in life is to “spread a message of love”…..and if that’s not some hippie shit to warm your cold black heart with self righteous bullshit she spews….then maybe her push up bra amazing cleavage is….cuz I know I’ll embrace whatever level of crazy a bitch talks while showing off titty…cuz I’m always just in it for the titty….

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Inspirational Message from Miley Cyrus’ Hot Cleavage of the Day