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Miranda Kerr’s Ass for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is probably filling a few giant warehouses full of crates of money today…you know since 90 percent of people are done their Christmas shopping, and Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for these corporate monsters…this is what they work for….this is what their business revolves around…this is why they go to third world countries and abduct hot bust bitches who look good in push up bras for…you know like Miranda Kerr….straight from Austraila who they gave millions of dollars to and a celebrity husband who gave her a child….all for one small sacrfrice…showing the world her fucking knickers….if only stripping was this good for everyone….

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Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

You know what the world needs….more hot Jewish women…like this Noa Tishby bitch who is some actor and producer far better looking than other Jewsih actors of the past, you know like Sarah Silverman and Barbara Streisand….in fact she’s better looking that most Jewish women you see getting their hair and nails done at the high end salon’s while loudly discussing their high maintenance lives no one cares about, especially not their husbands they stopped sucking off when he put a very expensive ring on it and she’s far better looking than the Jewish woman I saw fighting with a guy for a parking spot for her Mercedes, the same company that enslaved her people before her spoiled ass was born and she had all the money she knew what to do with….all because there was 40 mins still left on the meter….. Either way, she’s born in Israel, has done some modeling and is now in America where she’s using her genetically coded business savvy producing shows on HBO alongside Marky Mark and the funky bunch…She’s balling out of control, hustling but that doesn’t make her stop showing her titties on Israeli TV….and here they are….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Noa_Tishby-2.3-times-a-week-S01E15.flv

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Noa Tishby Tits in 2.3 Times Per Week of the Day

Most Boring Winter Bikini Modeling of the Day

I am a firm believer that anything can be made interesting as long as there’s a bitch in a bikini….from med school to waiting in line at the fucking unemployment office…if there’s a half naked girl…it suddenly becomes good. I figure the trick to youtube success is always to put a half naked girl into the mix….I tell every girl I know if she wants to make money to get half naked on the internet….But it turns out I was wrong….get some hippie bitch talking about eating a raw food diet outside in the snow in a bikini and you end up with the worst fucking bikini video on youtube….seriously….I’d rather watch a fat chick in a bikini eating fried chicken and cake than this…

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Emma Forbes One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know about you, but nothing says hot like a middle aged woman in a one piece showing her husband how big a cock needs to be for her to feel anything inside her massive middle aged vagina….oh right…that’d doesn’t say hot…that says disgusting and justifies why you should never entertain marriage…save you 30,000 dollars it costs for the wedding for 3000, 100 dollar hookers….3 a week for the the 30 weeks motherfucker… The hottest thing I could find out about this bitch is that she suffured port partnatal depression after both her births…and there’s nothing like unstable women especially when they want to kill their babies for ruining their sex appeal and vaginas…provided they every had sex appeal…

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Emma Forbes One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Rita Rusic Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is 41 year old Italian pussy, Rita Rusic, squeezed into a bikini….sometimes being old and probably washed up isn’t as bad as it looks on paper…all it needs is to not be fat, to have a bit of a tan and some big old titties..who cares about what I have to say about fucking 41 year olds being some of the most easy going people about herpes outbreaks…..or how I feel nothing when I fuck them cuz I can’t touch the vagina walls thanks to the birthing process and/or my micro penis…or that the elasticity in their skin is like a stretched out went shoe that is two sizes too big for you…making me lose myself in their ass, literally cuz it is like a blanket….because this is an acception to the rule at least right now while I’m drunk so I’m posting it anyway….cuz shitty posts that make no sense are my fucking hustle….

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Rita Rusic Bikini Pics of the Day

Swedish House Band Bring the Tits in Video of the Day

This is not a paid plug…in fact this is what I wrote the person from the label who sent it into me because he knows I like tits…. Your video is gonna go up today for the simple reason that I don’t mind helping you out even though your company doesn’t help me out financially, while your artist probably makes a fortune and I suffocate in credit card debt I can’t pay off while living off an obese wife who covers my expenses and doesn’t get mad when I steal 40 dollars for drinking…do you know what it is like to prostitute yourself to an obese woman for a shitty apartment and 40 dollars of drinking money….it is fucking humiliating…not to mention I have to sleep with her sometimes….do you have any idea what it is like to eat out an obese woman…it doesn’t smell like the chocolate cake her diet consists of…in fact it tastes like feces and bacteria that I hope lead to me dying a painful e.coli death cuz it is better than this fucking hell I live….. trying to make ends meet…….Merry Christmas…. That said, this video is amazing, Asian stirppers with implants and some POV style shoot out insanity set to some high paced song that will make you want to jump around, ideally on a dance floor, next to women you can stick your boner into makes for a good way to wake up…..did I mention there’s Asian strippers with impants….Good fucking times…

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Stacy Keibler Does Mexico of the Day

So George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler to his Mexcio palace and she isn’t even walking around in heels and a bikini like the groupie whore who is out for herself trying to get knocked up by him in order to live the good life she clearly fucking is….It’s like if you’re gonna get an ex wrestler with great legs and a hot ass down to Mexico, you’re also going to have her suite filled with bikini of various levels of revealing, I mean unless you’re a queer and just into her company and the media attention she garners….which would possibly explain a lot about this George Clooney character….

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini in Cabo of the Day

If you are able to jerk off to these pics you are a strange mother fucker who can pretty much jerk off to anything…that makes you real easy to please or a scary sexual deviant who needs to be locked the fuck up cuz you won’t be able to control yourself when something moderately hot comes your way….I don’t even thing you need for the pics to be of a chick…you just need to see skin….unfortunately, I’m not easy to please…the only thing good about LeAnn Rimes is that she proved her Christian girl wholesome marketing campaign was just that….a load of shit middle america bought into…because nothing you see on TV is real asshole. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shakira’s Gold Underwear of the Day

I don’t think Shakira is as interesting, or amazing, or hot as all the perverts on Youtube….but I have POSTED ON HER ENOUGH to appreciate her ass shaking in video as much as I appreciate any bitch who makes ass shaking videos that go viral…whether hot, tight and South American….or big fat and black…shit always makes me happy….even when I go to strippers and I see the young bitches practicing their ass shaking in hopes of one day being a pro ass shaker I laugh to myself….cuz ass shaking is what life is fucking made of, too bad we’re all going to die this upcoming year…RIP us.

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Shakira’s Gold Underwear of the Day

Stephanie Seymour’s Old Lady St Bart’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Why bother looking at old Youtube videos of a model from when she was in her fucking prime back in the early 90s, when you can look at pics of her battered fucking mom vagina that has seen its share of dicks squeezed into a bikini, all old with less elasticity in her skin…I mean shit…old middle aged moms with 20 year old kids who were once models are hotter than most middle aged moms you see trying to stay fit at the gym…but no matter all the work they put into themselves..they are still disgusting….in the grand scheme of things…sure they do anal and are easy going compared to young bitches…but there’s a fucking trade off and here are some pics of that trade off… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Stephanie Seymour’s Old Lady St Bart’s Bikini Pics of the Day