Her name is Jolina Pollex and she is a naked hipster. You like that don’t you. I bet you’re thinking “fuck I wish I could see her asshole”…or “I wonder if she has a fat hipster bush I can braid into my hipster beard, or my white dude with dread hair”…or “Why isn’t her ass spread, I thought this was art and asshole is art”… Because you’re a fucking pervert man. A fucking pervert. Leave Jolina Pollex alone with your objectification. The post Jolina Pollex is the Naked Hipster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is a fetish on so many levels, the most important being the whole getting away with kidnapping a woman who you can publicly put to work and make millions upon millions with, like the world doesn’t realize she’s even being held captive, cuz they are distracted by the light show….while Basement Baby or the dude the movie ROOM was based on is getting all arrested and shit and all the girls he held captive delivered was some useless inbred babies… POINT being, if you’re going to kidnap someone do it in front of adorning fans everywhere! You’ll never get caught cuz we too busy jacking off to the costumes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! F The post Britney Spears is Hot in Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Beer wants to show you the damage she’s got from being whored out by her mom at a young age on YOUTUBE before being whored out at her own volition to the media and Paparazzi in trying to make that legit career that people are getting from YOUTUBE fame thanks to the general public being fucking idiots who are obsessed with clickbait, memes and young girls showing their tits… Not that Cameltoe means big pussy, I mean it did with my lunch monitor who had 4 kids back in high school, frontal wedgie is what we called them back then….but when young girls have them….especailly skinny girls…it’s just the pants are tight, the lips are juicy…and showing off the pussy cleavage in style…any girl, thanks to their design can have one of these….and how many fingers or fists you can squeeze into them…doesn’t change how aggressive that cameltoe is…but it’s nice to pretend it’s from being banged out hard….real nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think that it’s asking a lot of me to post someone like Ashley Tisdale on her bikini party, day two, even after a weekend to reflect on it, and expect me to have some sort of life changing observation, when shit is played out, repetitive, boring even… I mean sure, she’s a girl from TV a few decades ago, in her 40s, wearing a bikini looking 20 pounds fatter than she was when she used to work out, before getting married and lazy as women tend to do, rocking bigger tits than she ever had due to a slowing down of her metabolism…. That makes her more interesting than all the women I saw in bikini this past weekend, who I realized for the first time, were wringing out their bikini tops, something I never noticed women do, and they do it by by squeezing their tits…which I guess is a wonderful thing to realize women do….45 years after first obsessing over women in bikinis…I’m late to the game…which I guess is how we feel about Tisdale getting slutty now…a little late to the game…but still half naked and ain’t nothing wrong with that. Here is her version of this for Instagram TO SEE MORE Ashley Tisdale – Doggy Style Bikini CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring. The post Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: TMZ / TMZ There are some people in life who have not only aligned themselves with the struggle but seem comfortable there as is the case for Orlando Brown . The former Disney actor, who was just bagged by bounty hunters in saggy underwear on a warrant this past April, skilled a court date for drug possession last week that sparked the new warrant. TMZ reports : A clerk with the Las Vegas Justice Court tells TMZ … Orlando was supposed to appear in court Thursday for his drug possession case, but never showed up, so a judge issued an arrest warrant. TMZ broke the story … Orlando was arrested and booked for felony narcotics possession along with misdemeanor charges of drug paraphernalia and resisting arrest. Seems Orlando hasn’t learned his lesson. The last time there was a warrant out for his arrest — just 4 months ago — bounty hunters stormed into a Vegas house and dragged him out at gunpoint … in his underwear. Hopefully, the bounty hunters won’t drag Brown out in his underpants again, or at the very least he has the decency to get dressed first. — Photo: screen cap
Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand… What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ashley Tisdale is never really important news. She’s got a huge or a significant fan base for being on High School Musical, despite being 40 at the time of filming. She had a reputation of being hot, but you know how rumors go, there is little truth to them, but she did spend a lot of time being fit, because you have to when you are 40 pretending to be a 17 year old… Well, she’s in a bikini, as these women do…I’m talking women of all sizes, shapes and ages…just so confident in getting naked even though they should be ashamed of themselves…I find it sad when fat people humiliate themselves for a cheap laugh…..like don’t they have it bad enough as is… Which is off topic, because Tisdale, despite being fatter than she used to be, is still ok…which was always my positive spin on her busted up face, the body…with muscle memory..will look good in 10 years…and when on all fours…face out of the frame….like everytime she’s ever had sex because no dude can stay hard with her O-Face….cuz it looks like a horror movie or like constipation….so they keep her like this…AS THEY SHOULD… As they should. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexandra Daddario is not hot, but she has tits, and tits are what people care about…which worked out well for Alexandra Daddario and she’s made a career out of it…from True Detective huge tits to Baywatch….to this selfie that sucks. My fingers are sore from typing all this bullshit and this pic doesn’t deserve any love, praise, just the disappointment it makes me feel cuz she’s looking deflated…and monstrous….and she’s not pulling out the tits acting like she’s too good for that when we only know her cuz she pulled out the tits…you know…sad times when a bitch gets too comfortable…just look at your fat wife’s gut hanging over her oversized sweatpants…and remember the time she dressed up in lingerie cuz she cared to get you off…instead of just giving up… All this to say there’s something fucked up with her head. The post Alexandra Daddario Scary Ocean Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
