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Top Inked Pornstars of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck would I care to see pornstars not getting fucked in video, at least that’s what I’m thinking…and for the most part I don’t even like watching pornstars fucking in video and prefer the pussy I watch get down to be amateur…I generally hate that pornstars are famous, I find them average looking at best, their troubled pasts can be grounds of almost being hot, but you can find dysfunctional bitches everywhere…..like at any city bus station…. Either way, INKED, a tattoo magazine, did a feature on Teagan Presley, Tori Lux, Akira Raine, Daisy Marie, Krysta Kaos and Juelz Ventura, whose names really don’t matter, and yes they forgot Belladonna, but I figured I’d put it out there, even though I hate girls with tattoos, find tattos kinda lame in general but more importantly, despise real pornstars, because you don’t and I work for you… Not to mention these gutter sluts actually look kinda hot when you get a decent photographer, lighting, make-up, etc. Enjoy. Visit Inked Mag for More GO

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Irene Lopez is Banging Macaulay Culkin of the Day

I read that Macaulay Culkin was seen out at a sex club with some pornstar named Irene Lopez. My first thought was who fucking cares who Culkin is fucking. Seriously. Dude hasn’t done a movie in years, the one movie he did do, he played an annoying queer who for some reason influenced all the local loser party kid….dude’s just living off the stupid money he made as a kid who got fucked by Michael Jackson….and the only reason his name came up is that I was into seeing Mila Kunis naked…..who he may be staging these pics to piss off… but who cares about their bullshit personal issues…cuz my second thought was find videos of his porn bitch naked and getting fucked….

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Megan Fox Prison Tats in Underwear of the Day

Megan Fox has already posed in her underwear for Armani but apparently she’s doing it again…. I can’t really tell if this pic is old or ner and I don’t really document Megan Fox in her lingerie intentionally or carefully enough to remember anything I’ve ever posted about her, but I figure you won’t be complaining with any Megan Fox lingerie pics, cuz you are a pervert and have trouble getting over people even when they get married, retire from their shitty acting career, and fade into obscurity…It’s that type of commitment that will land you in prison when a girl you like wrongfully labels your passion as stalking…forcing you to teach her what crazy really is…some people just never learn…and it’ll be a great opportunity to stock up on Megan Fox tattoos…..cuz you’re that motivated of a fan…..

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Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipple of the Day

Here is some Zoe Kravitz nipple. I am only posting it because I resent her for blocking me on TWITTER killing all chances of me fucking her up her cunt asshole. I am also posting it because her mom, Lisa Bonet, was the first negro woman I jerked off to, back in the Cosby days….she was like the gateway negro woman cuz her skin was pretty light skinned…. Not that it matters…

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Jessica Stroup Covered Up in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some 90210 trash not remembering that she’s on some bottom feeding show that will eventually be cancelled leaving her and and her gang of rejects who think they are hotter and more important than they are thanks to all the attention they get and the money in their bank accounts out of work….cuz if she remembered that obvious fact that she’s got a seriously fleeting career she’d be fucking diddling herself in her bikini for the paparazzi and not covering her shit up..all to stay relevant…. Here are the pics…

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops… That’s all I have to say about that… Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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Martin Huang Picture

The student is now sueing famed plastic surgeon Dr Martin Huang, 49, and his clinic, The Specialist Surgery Laser Centre at Paragon, for pain, suffering, extreme mental distress and trauma as a result of the incident. A 17-year-old girl claims that she was stripped of her underwear and that nu-de shots of her lower body were taken despite her protests prior to an operation. The unnamed girl had gone to Dr Huang for a scar revision and contouring of underlying fat on her upper left thigh on 29

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Amy Adams Flashes The Muppets Her Undies

I haven’t seen a Muppets movie in decades, I thought they were still lost in space, but I know for sure that they weren’t very sexy films. Until now that is. Here’s Amy Adams flashing her underwear while filming scenes for the latest installment in the franchise. First Katy Perry’s fat boobs sex up Sesame Street and now this. I guess if you’re going to throw away what little career you’ve got with a Muppets movie, might as well flash your ass for the kids. Can Muppets get boners?

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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