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Tati Cotliar’s Tits for Exit of the Day

Here is Tatiana Cotliar a 20 year old model from Argentina who at such a young age realizes the importance of getting topless for her craft….it will make her stand out from the models who don’t go topless…not that there are that many of those…making following fashion not as gay as your construction buddies may think….not that I follow fashion, I just keep track of some of the many tits…and this is me keeping up that trend even though I have nothing interesting to say about it….

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Tati Cotliar’s Tits for Exit of the Day

Katie Holmes Brings Some Legs at the Gold Globe Award Nominations

I hate all award shows with a passion. The reason is not because they don’t invite me to attend or that they don’t even give me press access. It’s just that I don’t care to see an industry reward itself in some big scale event that people watch cuz they think it actually matters. It’s all bullshit and I don’t know who was nominated, I do know they know they probably already know the winner, because that’s just how these things worked as everything is paid of and staged….cuz the judges are all insiders….and I just don’t like partcipating in that kind of propaganda bullshit…so if you’re interested in knowing who is nominated because you drink the kool aid and are into this kind of thing you’ll have to use google…I’ll just look at the legs that were at the nomination presentation event…because they belong to Katie Holmes and I think it’s always worth celebrating when a bitch who’s tits I loved in some movie she was topless in is let out of her cage… Bonus – Some Gia Mangina Mantegna bitch was also there and luckily she brought her legs too. I have no idea who she is, but you can look it up while checking the nominations, you popculture brainwashed homo.

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Katie Holmes Brings Some Legs at the Gold Globe Award Nominations

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us. I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second. That said, here are the pics.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me. Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do. So here is her back for you back fetishists…

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January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now. This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

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Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Chantal le Fevre is Hot in L’Officiel Singapore of the DAy

This bitch is my kind of model. She’s young, she’s tight bodied and she’s doing the Asian modeling scene hoping to get some traction to make it in the US market. She’s from Amsterdam and I’m a fucking fan. Seeing her in these pictures that look like those pedo Calvin Klein from the 90s ads, all black and white and in her underwear that hug her twat and shit….not literally and I’m spent. Seriously, this is what I look for in a bitch, all round awesome, and this is my way of helping her get where she’s gotta be, even though my site has little to no power and I don’t make stars, I just make the occassional lesbian cry. Keep your eyes out for Chantal Le Fevre cuz when you look like this, this is just the beginning…I have a sixth sense about this bullshit.

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Chantal le Fevre is Hot in L’Officiel Singapore of the DAy

Kim Kardashian Gets Recognized for her Business Skills of the Day

What people don’t seem to understand about Donald Trump is that as much of a business man as he is…he is that much of a showman. Meaning dude’s in it for attention and that is what makes his fucking business. So associating or inviting Kim Kardashian onto the apprentice is in no way a “high five” about her business skills or intelligence…but is totally about getting ratings to his show…because everyone knows that Kim Kardashian success came with a great publicist and a sex tape scandal. She’s a fuckin’ pornstar and nothing but a pornstar and as the days go by and her work and revenue comes from legit sources…she’s still a fucking pornstar….when you lower yourself to be in the sex trade…you are always a tainted fucking pussy…..and in Kim Kardashian’s case…also a urinal. I just had to put this out there, cuz people tend to forget…and trust me if this was your girlfriend…and you found out she used to be a prostitute…you would think about it everytime she slide down your dick….and you should have the same anger towards this twat. End of story. Here she is in a tight dress.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Recognized for her Business Skills of the Day

Emma Watson in a See Through Dress at the Harry Potter Premiere of the Day

I would have posted these pictures if she was wearing a fucking snow suit. Not because I like Emma Watson or think she’s hot, but because you do. See this is my scam to get people to the site cuz I know that there are millions of Harry Potter fans, who have been obsessed with the shit since the first movie, and who live and breathe the shit in anticipation for the sequels, making a lot of people fucking rich. I also know that those same perverts pretty much watched Emma Watson grow up, thinking “she’s gonna be hot when she’s older” to justify the fact that they were jerking off to a 12 year old and they still haven’t stopped cuz that loyalty justifies the dirty things they did to themselves while watching a little kid in action….the beauty of the Sci-fi and Fantasy club is the loyalty those motherfuckers have to the things their socially awkward, nerdy asses find cool. So here she is for the nerds…

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Emma Watson in a See Through Dress at the Harry Potter Premiere of the Day

Eva Mendes Plays with a Penis Shaped Muppet of the DAy

I don’t know what this is all about, but I think it’s safe to say that it’s an performance art piece that Eva Mendes came up with to represent the launch of her career, from poor hispanic girl who was destined to strip for 10 dollars a song to rich hispanic girl who ended up stripping in movies for lots and lots of money….you know one of those off broadway shows she wrote to really express herself as an artist….tackling to tough issues in life…like developing relationships with the right penis that lead the a place where the world can jerk off to her titties….I mean what else could this possibly be…. Bonus – here she is dressed like the rainforest where she is from, or maybe it’s a flag from her country of origin, or maybe she’s in blinds her tacky latina grandmother had in her house that she wears for good luck,or to remind us how much better she looks nude…. doin’ some import car modeling,..unfortunately with Will Farrell cuz I hate everything about that guy….His face just makes me want to run him over and over and over until I am sure I have rid the world of the cancer that is him. Real Bonus – Here she is Slutting Out in a Movie GO

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Adrianne Curry Exposes Her Tight Body

I started writing this post about Adrianne Curry before even looking at the pictures, let me guess, they’re shots on a camera phone of herself she put on Twitter … Shocking. I’m not really all that upset about it, she’s in her underwear and her body is pretty damn impressive, so why the hell not. Her body better be tight, all she does is workout, go to nerd conventions and take pictures of herself for Twitter . Keep up the good work.