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Lingerie Company’s Weird Web Campaign of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Lingerie Company’s Weird Web Campaign of the Day

I like tits and since I can’t land a fucking advertiser for this garbage website I spend my days writing, I figured I’d write about bullshit ad campaigns these corporations who are trying to take over the internet are running in efforts to be “Viral”. This one is for Canadian lingerie company called La Senza and they’ve created some Christmas piano the makes sounds of moaning pussy in lingerie, something I’ve tried to recreate in my basement, much to the three girl’s I kidnapped disappointment…. I don’t know what that means, but here’s some viral bullshit campaign for you to jerk off to. These fuckers should be paying me. But they aren’t. I’m too porno for a fucking panyt company. Fucking mooching Assholes. To See The Ad Campaign – Follow This Link GO

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well. I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

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Liz Hurley Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Liz Hurley Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Aged or not…when you fill out your dress like this…it just doesn’t matter. If anything being old is an advantage, cuz the only 18 year olds hormonal enough to pull off this kind of cleavage is usually not on that sized of a frame but instead in line at McDonalds for seconds cuz the first double Big Mac wasn’t enough for her….It takes years of getting fucked to blossom like this and when it comes to middel-aged pussy, there’s a sweetspot where they aren’t too old, or overly sloppy and disgustingly aged living in an Old Folk’s Home, where you’d only fuck them if you were working the old folks home late at night and their hearing aid was off for bed so she couldn’t hear you moving in on her, or remember the next day cuz of senility, and even if she did, she’d appreciate your cock, cuz it has been 20 years since their husband died and they just couldn’t bring themselves to move onto someone new….I mean….Liz Hurley hasn’t completely lost her sex appeal, even to guys who like bitches under 25… I’m not even a tit guy…I’m just a guy and if a 70 year old retarded girl with AIDS in a ski helmet was banging her head against the wall long enough for me to mount her, stacked like this or not, I’d mount her but then again, history has proven that I would pretty much fuck anything that has a vagina and that isn’t “that” dead…

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Rihanna Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Rihanna Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Here are some grimey pictures, probably shot by Terry Richardson, of Rihanna showing off her gutter tattoos in her underwear like the gutter trash she is and I like it…. I don’t know, I’m inconsistent with this bitch, I went through a period where i thought she was hot when she was doing the pop tart thing, then I started hating her after she sold out her man for putting her in her place, and her shit became more and more fucking dull to me, but then she performed on TV, she tapped into her island, raised in a shanty to a garbage man, sucking off dudes at 14, woulda been a mom of 12 if she never left hustle. I keep playing that American Music Awards dance routine out and whenever I hear the song I see the shit… As far as I’m concerned, she’s back, for now. TO Watch the Rihanna AMA Performance That Made me Fall in Love FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are her GQ pics doing good enough for me…

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Eniko Mihalik Tits for Antidote of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Eniko Mihalik Tits for Antidote of the Day

This Eniko bitch is clearly the fucking future….She isn’t necessarily the hottest out there…she kinda reminds me of some Norweigian runaway turned Canadian prostitute who looked like a husky…but she gets topless for photoshoots and she’s been doing photoshoots on the fucking daily…or at least to the point where I recognize her name cuz I’ve heard it enough…and there’s gotta be longevity in that… Here are her tits for Antidote magazine…..

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Jessica Whites Big Tits Aren’t White of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Whites Big Tits Aren’t White of the Day

Here is crazy Jessica White, some busty SI model who was recently arrested for throwing down with some bitch and pulling her hair, probably because they were fighting over the same pro Athlete, leading to many fantasies for many people, because recently, I discovered people jerk off to chick’s fighting and don’t find it really fucking frightening like I do…and who really cares about her personal life, when we can just stare at her tits in this see-through outfit while ignoring her gutter lookin’ crackwhore lookin’ mom of 8 kids with different daddies face…. Here is her 2009 SI Body Painted Video…for old times….

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Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Flaunt of the DAy

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Olivia Wilde’s Ass in Flaunt of the DAy

I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is. So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this: Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers. Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.

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Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore a see through shirt when she pretended to go to the gym. I guess it was to show off her cleavage to distract from her short, fat legs and wide stance you know she got by not actually going to the fucking gym…cuz pigs don’t work out…they just know how to hang in sewage water, eat and get fucked by other pigs….so I guess Kardashian’s living up to our expectations of her lazy porn past…I wouldn’t expect more from her…cuz she’s pretty much bringing “A LOT”…if you know what I mean…get it, cuz she’s fat. AMazing. I know. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Erica Leerhsen Ass and Titties in Lonely Joe of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Erica Leerhsen Ass and Titties in Lonely Joe of the Day

Her name is Erica Leerhsen. She is an A-List actress no one has ever heard of because her choice in movies has been pretty shit. You know from Wong Turn 2, to Blair Witch 2, to this nude role in Lonely Joe from last year…. I am only posting it cuz I like naked bitches tryng to launch a career that for the last decade of acting has been real fucking shit…you know so bad porn is probably the next viable step….but also because her father is a celebrity editor at Us Weekly. Meaning, there is a chance he stumbles about this shit, cuz all those celeb magazines troll the blogs to find out what to write about…even this one..and I want him to know just how much a little slut his little baby is….cuz I know at least one person is masturbating to this clip right now…. Now onto more relevant shit….

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Bette Midler’s Ass Flash on TV of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Bette Midler’s Ass Flash on TV of the Day

This is the post of the day….maybe even the post of the year…Bette Midler was on The Grham Norton Show. She fell off her chair and flashed the world her ass in a fuckable position…Now, Bette Midler is notoriously ugly and annoying, her music irritates and is reserved for Jewish Funerals, but this is still pretty fucking amazing…It made my hungover day. So y’all enjoy now, you hear….

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