Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy… Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off to be pregnant as fuck for the last 3 years… I mean she gets paid a lot to be naked and pose slutty, and I got nothing better to do than look at it….and I guess either do you…..we are in this together.
Hayley Kiyoko is some dyke looking hipster girl that you’d expect is an artist, gender fluid, trans, pan sexual, feminist, or whatever… Apparently people are calling her the “Lesbian Jesus”…..and since my name is Jesus, I think it’s safe to assume they mean the other Jesus, not some mexican pervert. I guess she’s a singer, she’s 27, she’s an it girl, here to notice and rememebr ,talking to a generation of people…all with her nipples out… I don’t bye into anything that I am fed, I feel it is all bullshit storylines designed to sell records, and make people rich as fuck, so that they can live the good life with their egos massaged…whether it’s with this lesbian, or anyone really, it doesn’t even have to be about her sexuality, but they make it about her sexuality to sell fucking nonsense to us, when no one cares what she shoves into her vagina or what gender the person shoving it in her vagina is…but they for some reason want us all to know…pretending it is empowering not shameless…like these nipples exposed in some hipster trash magazine.
Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, becaue at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans, so that they never knew what true whores they were… But they were always whores, and now they are given instagram power to produce and promote content in ways that they know how, that is close to their hearts, like whores… It’s like when you give old people technology, they try to do what the youth are doing and end up on facebook and shit….posting selfies..in what will always make me feel uncomfortable.. The fact is that January Jones came up from not having any ties to fame, then ended up on tv, with fame…and an illegitimate child…which to me sums up the kind of person she is nicely… Here she is dressed like a 15 year old showing off her 50 year old ass
Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life.. They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists.. It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce…. Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…
Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank. I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst… Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…
Last week, Mandy Moore wore this dress and I said to my wife, I wish her nipples were hard in the dress, because hard nipples make a woman more interesting, more compelling, more worthy of being masturbated to…even if hard nipples are becoming common place now that women don’t wear bras….I still remember the first time I saw a girl in my high school with big hard nipples, and loving every second of it, jerking off to it in the woods behind the school, fucking walking around hard ever gym class she was in with me, seeing her playing basketball or volleyball…getting hit in her face with her big tit and hard nipple…it was magical…it played out in slow motion…it tapped into my soul on a primal fucking level…and despite the feminists trying to take that excitement away from us, they never will, because it’s printed in our DNA…so hard nipple all you want…normalize all you want…dudes…real dudes will still get boners from it.. I mean not necessarily when it’s Mandy Moore’s hard nipples, I mean she’s really never been that hot or interesting to me…but I know she’s got a very fucking creepy fan base…and really it’s still hard nipples….and isnt’ that what it’s all about… IT IS.
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom
