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Conrad Murray’s Wife in her Bikini of the Day

Since TMZ writes about this guy so much that I feel like I am supposed to care who the fuck he is and wonder whether he killed Michael Jackson or not, when I really couldn’t care less about these black people issues, especially when they are white collar black person issues, but that was before I saw his baby momma Nicole Alvarez aand her ripped body in a bikini…something that always makes me care….and here are the pics…to keep it all gully…. Pics via Fame

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Conrad Murray’s Wife in her Bikini of the Day

Some More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

I guess when you have kids, you start to grow extra ass cheeks and when you’re Alessandra Ambrosio, that really doesn’t matter, because you still get paid huge to wear your bikini. I had the option to post this, or pictures of Hilary Duff and her new found manly shoulders from working out to please her faggot fiance, and the new mom bikini model won. You should thank me for that…and you should thank Ambrosio for taping down her newly formed mom pussy….cuz we all know how meaty babies make vaginas… Here are the pics…

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Some More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

Montana Fishburne’s Sex Tape Preview of the Day

Let’s take a minute and reflect on one simple thing….If you have a kid and you don’t want it to end up doing porn, or stripping, you don’t name the bitch Montana. I guess Laurence Fishburne thought that he had enough money to carry her thru a life without selling her little whore body, but I guess he didn’t realize that Sex Tapes and porn would become the new Hollywood. The world is so porned up, that if you do a porn you get a career cuz all we really care about is watching a bitch fuck…that’s the only reason we watch them sing, dance and perform in movies… So here’s the Montana Fishburne preview pics…..I think she looks a little too much like her dad to be exciting…not to mention she didn’t spend enough effort on her bikini line wax and that her tits are really stretched the fuck up like some kind of pregnant crackwhore….and she’s fucking a white dude…but whatever…her dad is famous…and she’s getting naked…so she deserves some love…even if this shit is censored… Go to Vivid For More GO

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Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream of the Day

Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as the tongue action she uses when eating Seal’s shit off the floor while dressed like a leather clad dog, cuz she’s German and that’s what German’s call foreplay….makes this pictures worth really looking at…you know by putting your whole body into it…if you know what I mean…which you do… Pics via Fame

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Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream of the Day

Amy Winehouse Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

I don’t really know what these are pictures of, they have something to do with Amy Winehouse pulling an all nighter, that’s probably why she looks a little distraught, even though she always looks a little distraught, that’s what hard drug use does to a bitch, and it’s also what makes a bitch hot, cuz it’s that desperation and near death look and feel that makes a girl feel attainable, throw in some money and some fake tits with a voice like a black slave in the fields and you got yourself a damaged, broken, goldmine you may not want to stick your dick in, but you’d be an idiot not to jerk off all over….and I guess that’s why Amy Winehouse is porn to me and by default so are all pictures of her as she rots away… Pics via Bauer

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Amy Winehouse Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

Panty Pictures to Help Keep Kristin Cavallari Relevant of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear which means she’s doing her best to stay relevant now that her only gig has finally dried up…and she knows better than the rest just how hard the real world is cuz she actually tried to run out on her own once before….so stripping down in pictures while people still remember her is critical cuz otherwise she’ll end up stripping on stage for people to help pay her baby formula…but I have a feeling that’ll never happen since she probably has rich parents and that’s how she got on TV in the first place and really I have no idea why I bothered writing all this about some useless cunt who’s cunt I should have already seen in some boring pictures….when I coulda wrote about the young pregnant girl I saw earlier today, or even the security guard pushing 30 with a legit combover, or even about how I wish everyone posted pics of them having sex on twitter and facebook, but instead I did this…I am a disgrace…

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Panty Pictures to Help Keep Kristin Cavallari Relevant of the Day

Amber Rose Thick Arms of the Day

If you’re wonderin why Kanye is so into this Amber Rose pig, it’s becasue her shoulders and arms are jacked and they remind him of the arms of his favorite gay porn actor, or at least allow him to imagine he’s fucking a dude when he has her on all fours and he’s fucking her up the ass a lot more easily, cuz we all need love sometimes…and in Kanye’s case, he can’t get the love he wants because it would ruin his career as a rapper, since no rappers are openly gay, so he has to do his best with this droppy scrotum pussied cunt he has on payroll for public appearances and the whole thing is boring. Pics via Fame

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Zsa Zsa Gabour is Easy of the Day

For those of you who have jerked off to Zsa Zsa Gabour back when she was young and hot, whether it was in reruns or looking at old pics, cuz you like your masturbation to have history, or whether you are old enough to have jerked off when the shit was happening, you know like Miss Hungary beauty contest in 1936, or her other acting gigs through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s, cuz she was the hottest immigrant pussy who married many times cuz she was the kind of immingrant pussy people liked to pass around…this is for you….only instead of jerking off to her hot tits she is known for, you can jerk off to rape fantasies of having your way with her cuz she looks a little too weak to run….but you better act fast cuz she may die before you cum. Pics via Fame

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Blake Lively Nice Round Tits of the Day

I hate Blake Lively for winning me over. She makes me feel like a very weak fucking man who just caves in when I hate a bitch, just because she started showing off tit. I feel like Hollywood is so uninspired and that nothing new is coming out of Hollywood, that I’m stuck with little to get off to or even be stimulated by. At least the music industry has people from all levels producing enough content to never get bored, but TV and Movies are so expensive that shit is limited and controlled but what must be a bunch of morons, cuz nothing is good and the people they cast aren’t good making me think it may be time for me to turn this site into a local acting troop blog, where I write about the aspiring weird actor girls no one will ever know or want to know, who even their family and peers hate knowing.. but at least they’d be some new blood instead of this repetition that drives me insane. Here she is doing some Sex in the City the Younger Years bullshit that I like all because she’s showing off some tit. Pics via Fame

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Shitty Paris Hilton Topless Tanning of the Day

Not only is Paris Hilton at the age where girls stop giving a fuck about what people think, at 30 girls generally get less shy about going topless at a beach, or having a nipple fall out cuz either they’ve had kids and have shown their junk to rooms full of people or they are sluts who have shown their junk to many different rooms filled with one or two people, but she’s also Paris Hilton and never really gave a fuck about what people thought, she just wanted to make sure that they noticed and in getting them to notice she had sex on camera, flashed her body parts, and really just annoyed the fuck out of everyone, naked or not….and here she is tanning topless as expected…cuz toplessness always gets attention….even when the quality of the pics fucking suck.

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Shitty Paris Hilton Topless Tanning of the Day