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Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn.. You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”… Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

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Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat…. So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes… HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

It’s interesting how the human mind works.. What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash…. May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced… But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

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Kylie Jenner’s Teen Mom Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending.. They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

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Bella Thorne is a Stripper of the Day

THe same bitch that said she was taking a year long SOCIAL MEDIA break is back in some Atlanta stripped gear….because I guess this is her RAVER COACHELLA look…because it is COACHELLA TIME…and like clockwork, it happens every fucking year, and every fucking year a new group of idiots go to the festival to launch their festival career, now with more 40 year olds who still go after so many years, and think it’s some rite of passage or badge of honor that they’ve gone so many times….and it’s always the same outfits, the same nonsense, the same social media posts, the same outfits, the same events….over and over again…only now people like Bella Thorne get paid 65k to post it on their feed, where as 10 years ago…they just got paid to attend the events….so much has changed…yet nothing at all has changed.. What I find interesting is how boring and repetitive it is. Wouldn’t you want something new and different, rather than the familiar friendly festival you’ve experienced year after year…it’s like “been there done that” doesn’t apply to humans, especially not now in this social media era where you need to attend to be relevant…or with it…or for brands to want to work with you… Weird times…definitely…

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The Best Kept Secret on the Internet of the Day

There is a lot of hype around the evil that is the Social Media companies who make the billions of dollars a year off of all of our collective data and contribution to their platforms. This is something that I know you’ve all probably known about for a long time, because we are not idiots and understand how the system works…but for some reason people never boycotted the evil, and just continued to contribute to his wealth…which is crazy to me. That is why I have been pushing FUBAR . Why not meet and communicate with new people in a more fun way. Not for evil people. They say it is the best-kept secret on the internet and—as its name suggests—the first online bar to offer fully-stocked virtual drinks and gifts. More than your typical social network, FUBAR involves a gaming element and ranking system that makes meeting new people more exciting and a little competitive. You can start playing as soon as you get in and the more interaction you have with other members – the more levels you can achieve! It’s fun. It’s free. Join Now, Get Into It….because you can never be too addicted to interacting with babes…it’s really the whole point of the interent…even during this MeToo Movement…sexting lives forever… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR….THERE ARE BABES THERE…DID I MENTION THERE ARE BABES THERE… GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Shorts of the Day

Is this a big deal – or just a big ass – because Vanessa Hudgens is no longer a big deal – unless she is still a big deal – thanks to people being nostalgic, loving social media, and following these idiots until they are so dull, played out, exhausted on all levels, to the point where I can’t stomach hearing their name, yet brands continue to work with them…. But here’s Vanessa Hudgens anyway, High School Musical, Disney Kid, making big movies in short shorts with her big ass that you’ll all like for old times cuz you’re all old perverts who remember her when she mattered… The highlight of her career was that she was one of the first leaked nudes scandal…back when she was rocking a huge bush because she’s a hairy money…when nude leaked pics didn’t happen and it was semi magical…because I love bush, nude scandals…they are the only thing that really matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Isabella Gomez Got Them Titties on of the Day

Isabella Gomez is NOT Selena Gomez… I guess Gomez is a common name….when you’re hispanic….and she could be her cousin, her sister, her auntie, distant relatives, someone from the same housing projects, if Selena Gomez wasn’t all rich as fuck….who fucking knows I just know she’s out there, riding that Gomez name like she was Lottie Moss (Kate Moss’s fake sister), while showing off that ass…and it is a strategy that I think works great… From INSTA

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Lily Rose Depp Getting Deep Fucked by Bigfoot of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is everyone, and by everyone, I mean myself, because I don’t really give a fuck about any of you, you’re invisible, you mean nothing to me, you don’t even buy my books, or send me birthday gifts, or sign up to my patreon, you are assholes…don’t you realize we are supposed to be supporting each other, elevating each other, helping each other grow…and that is why you are dead to me… So let me rephrase…Lily Rose Depp is great, she’s a rich kid, she’s entitled, she doesn’t need to do much beside exist as Johnny Depps daughter and she gets paid for it, all while having this great face, this skinny body, and trust fund that allows her to just hang out and create which is really all you can ask of a rich kid…. She’s not as gutter as a Kardashian, and eager as a Hadid, as desperate as a Baldwin…but she’s in the same age range but comes across way cooler Whether it’s getting deep dicked by BIG FOOT…or just hanging around tit to tit with her friends…she’s got something special about her…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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