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Liz Hurley’s Valentines Day Porno of the Day

Liz Hurley is just way out of control with her social media account, it’s like this woman still has it in some capacity at the age of 50, posting her half naked pics, and probably loving every second of it, because she gets that instant feedback of 50,000 people liking her half naked pics, hours after she posts it, it’s good for a woman who has dried up thanks to biology, menopause is a real thing, but not after dropping at least one golden egg with the help of really rich guy sperm…that keeps paying the way for this OG sugar baby…. I’d be more into seeing the sex tape, when is that going to happen…probably never, she’s too rich, but there is hope, you know more and more topless seems to be her thing, eventually we will see the vagina tranny loving Hugh Grant made exist in the 90s…hopefully it doesn’t looks like a tranny’s vagina… I’m probably just wishful thinking, not about seeing a tranny vagina, but Liz Hurley Vagina, after all these years, it’d be a nice gesture for still paying attention to her, but woman just likes half naked cock teasing….and it’s not so much a tease anymore…but she’s trying so we should look…. The post Liz Hurley’s Valentines Day Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day

Don’t let Valentine’s Day get you down… If you’re alone, be excited about saving the money… If you’re eager, hit up the dating apps or instagram, there are bound to be lonely girls who are eager to get fucked to make them feel better about their decision of choosing casual sex over relationship… If you’re like me, and you hate your wife, or if you’re someone I idolize who doesn’t have a wife, GET YOURSELF the Valentines Day gift idea from The Hand Pilot …. Make no mistake, we are in a new era of sex, a sexual revolution if you will, where girls, pretty much all girls have their vibrators, and we as men have our MASTURBATORS They’ve tried to make us feel like lonely perverts for owning these, just because they are jealous of these, knowing they can be replaced…. The way I see it, jerk off tools so that no matter how horny I am, I don’t have to lower yourself to fuck your wife….is a win…and jerk off tools to make you not bite the bullet and ruin your life with a wife…is a good thing… So here’s my Top 5 Reasons a Pocket Pussy is better than a real pussy of the Day 1- Doesn’t Say No – is always in the mood. 2- Doesn’t get Yeast Infection – or it’s period 3- Doesn’t remind you of all that has gone wrong as it ages 4- Doesn’t nag you to shower, or clean up, or put on pants 5- Doesn’t get mad at you for fucking a different pocket pussy or pressure you to propose… I mean do I really need to continue….we all know MALE MASTURBATORS WIN IN THE GAME OF LOVE – SO GET YOURS NOW So Don’t make hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, waste your money on flowers or chocolates….SING YOUR 80s ROCK BALLAD LOVE SONG TO YOUR MASTURBATOR – SHOP NOW CLICK HERE The post The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Who Is Pixie Lott of the Day

Pixie Loot or LOTT isn’t naked enough, therefore not living up to her name that you may or may not recognize…..since we aren’t too sure who she is… But we do know that one thing I’ve learned as a man on Valentines Day and really on EVERYDAY is that these girls don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but if they are thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass……I like em! And Pixie Lott, despite being under the radar in terms of her celebrity, does know how to dress semi scandalous enough to possibly jerk off to if you’re desperate enough to jerk off to someone with a record contract rather than a porn contract… Here she is in SWIM SUITS… Here are some pics….of her….in a magazine The post Who Is Pixie Lott of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Ward Girl of my Nightmares of the Day

Maitland Ward is a rumored sex worker, who uses social media to get more attention, to increase her prices, and it’s really a disgusting, display of a sloppy, old lady who was once on TV….. The weirder thing about her, is not the person who takes her pics, like who the fuck is that guy, it’s the fact that everyone seems to fucking love her, despite her being disgusting. Maybe it’s the “girl next door”…in her late 40s…looking like the wife you never had….I just don’t know, but seeing her pussy flashing selfies for her feed is beyond fucking weird, yet kind of awesome, even if terrifying…I mean I want everyone to flash me their pussy, only, fat, shameless, fat, whatever….I’m into it enough to look at it…but will question what the fuck is it because I’m confused by this. The post Maitland Ward Girl of my Nightmares of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Pussy Hole of the Day

Irina Shayk is a little thicker than she once was, you know before she seduced a Hollywood celebrity and notorious womanzier into knocking her up so that she would be set for life. That kind of security is important to a Russian immigrant who used her looks to live the good life as a model, a life she wanted to maintain as her looks dwindled into nothing….something that may not ever happen, but has started to happen by her standards… But I guess that doesn’t mean she can’t get on the runway during fashion week to relive the glory days as the old timer, but more importantly to show off her pussy hole, one you’d expect to be much bigger after all it’s been through, but that’s just little and likely a product of her not fitting into the size she pretends she is – I mean look at them thighs. Here’s that pussy hole… More pics… Here she is flashing her bra More bra….bad girl…. The post Irina Shayk Pussy Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Ass in Jeans vs her Tits Working Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland is trying to be hot, which is weird since she looks like a horror movie troll… She has also taken too much of a liking to her instagram stories, she just talks and talks and talks about herself while laying there watching TV, which I guess is voyeuristic and hot to weirdo Sarah Hyland fans, but I find fucking annoying, yet I watch them…and I don’t know why…I blame the internet. I know there are people who think she’s hot cuz she’s on TV, or maybe because she’s got some kind of weird disorder that has left her looking like some kind of deformed teen…or maybe they like watching a girl grow up on tv…or maybe they like any pussy…or maybe they like her tits on her small frame…and ignore her face… I don’t have the answers. Here are her tits pushed up to her chin while she works out Some videos: See her in a sports bra CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Ass in Jeans vs her Tits Working Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day

Halsey’s got a pretty good front ass…that she is showing off at some Fashion Week bullshit…. I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just ask Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…because fat is in, while Halsey maintains her weight…thanks to doing coke and cock on a boat in Miami a few weeks ago, I am too lazy to look for it…. We still don’t really know who Halsey is, but we’re into this panty flashing….because why the fuck not…next time just don’t wear the panties. It’s in our best interest. MORE PICS OF HALSEY AND OTHER BITCHES AT THE AMFAR GALA CLICK HERE The post Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day

Halsey’s got a pretty good front ass…that she is showing off at some Fashion Week bullshit…. I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just ask Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…because fat is in, while Halsey maintains her weight…thanks to doing coke and cock on a boat in Miami a few weeks ago, I am too lazy to look for it…. We still don’t really know who Halsey is, but we’re into this panty flashing….because why the fuck not…next time just don’t wear the panties. It’s in our best interest. MORE PICS OF HALSEY AND OTHER BITCHES AT THE AMFAR GALA CLICK HERE The post Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Got Them Titties on of the Day

Bella Hadid is good marketing. Sure her career was basically jacking her sister’s existence that their creeper model fucking father bought for them, you know when you’re rich enough you get access to all you need, and you can basically buy the cover of magazines, that are influential magazines, since everyone is a whore, especially in the fashion industry, especially these rich kids….who are raised in elegance, yet so trashily… She’s good at marketing cuz she pushes them titties out, to distract from her bird-like face….or is it rat faced…who knows, I just know it’s not hot model face, it’s hard tranny in the German sex club about to rape me face…I don’t like it…but I don’t mind the tits….because I’m simplistic like that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid Got Them Titties on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day

Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also… Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere.. Thank you, Mariina Keskitalo, and your immigrant work ethic, for your contribution to the world. I like it. The post Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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