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Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Do Carl’s Jr of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about that Sara Jean Underwood bottom feeding playboy trash whore…..her G4 TV nerd bullshit, and her implants fucking suck… However, I am a fan of Emily Ratajkowski ….even though she ignores me and I generally hate girls who ignore me….it makes me want hire bikers to “tickle” them with force….because tickle is the new rape…. It may have to do with her duck lip injections…or the fact that she looks perfect when she is NAKED….and I Mean PERFECT …. She’s not famous yet, only 5,000 people on instagram and twitter care about her…but she is gonnna be real fucking famous within a month…and I like that…even if it took riding Sara Jean Underwood to get there…. I like to think I was up on this first…but don’t like that I didn’t get up in this before it was too late…and it is alredy too late…she’s too big to talk to me…but at least I can always jerk off to her….she can’t take that away from me….

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Sara Jean Underwood: Attack Of The Nerds

I’m going to go ahead and assume that Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood went to Comic-Con the other day. Judging from this Twitter picture, I think that’s a fair assumption. I can’t tell if these nerds are male or female under those creepy costumes, but I bet their are a couple of nerd boners in there. How could there not be, the chick is hot as hell, I’d dress up in a stupid looking nerd costume if it meant I could rub myself up against her. Call me.

Top 10 Nude Doing Yoga

Here at Mr. Skin we love a good (one-handed) workout, and supremely flexible sirens like Monica Gayle , Anna Forrest , and Sara Jean Underwood are sure to make you choke up on your chakra. So just relax and imagine the positions you can hold with the ladies on our Top 10 Nude Doing Yoga.

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Sara Jean Underwood Loves The Twitter

I’m very happy I decided to follow Sara Jean Underwood on Twitter , not because she’s got some very interesting things to say in 140 characters or less, but because she seems to really like taking pictures of herself in hot little outfits. Amazing. I love this chick, she’s hot, she knows it and she’s not afraid to show off the goods. I want to marry her. Well not really marry her, just pretend to marry her, do sexy honeymoon things to her and then get on with my life. Call me.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Perfect Bikini Booty

Speaking of perfect Twitter pictures, J essica Simpson kind of nailed it earlier with her massive cleavage shot , here’s the new queen of the Twitter Sara Jean Underwood completely upstaging her with this amazing bikini hotness. Women love taking pictures of themselves on vacation, normally of their legs and feet with the ocean in the background, but anyone who takes a shot of their bikini booty like this is my kind of lady. Someone needs to rub suntan lotion on that thing pronto.

Jesus, Take the Wheel (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics

A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “Jesus, Take the Wheel” by Carrie Underwood. Lyrics: She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati On a snow white Christmas Eve Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline It’d been a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she didn’t pay attention she was going way too fast Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass She saw both their lives flash before her eyes She didn’t even have time to cry She was so scared She threw her hands up in the air Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can’t do this on my own I’m letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I’m on Jesus take the wheel It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder And the car came to a stop She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock And for the first time in a long time She bowed her head to pray She said I’m sorry for the way I’ve been living my life I know I’ve got to change So from now on tonight Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can’t do this on my own I’m letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I’m on Jesus take the wheel Oh I’m letting go So give me one more chance Save me from this road I’m on From this road I’m on Jesus take the wheel Oh take it take it from me Oh http://www.youtube.com/v/nSwM8TXGYlU?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See original here: Jesus, Take the Wheel (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics

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Meet My Future Ex-Wife Kaki West

If you don’t know who this Kaki West woman is, don’t feel bad, I just recently met her on the internet myself. Whoever she is, I want to marry her, then divorce her and have her take half my money. That doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, here she is stretching out her tight body before pretending to go for a run. I like it. Pretty face, perfect booty and big beautiful breasts…. I’m in love. I know that because of the strange feeling I’ve got in my pants.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Breasts Love Twitter

I don’t know what the hell this picture is all about, but I absolutely love it. Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her equally hot friend hamming it up for the camera in yet another sexy Twitter picture. I think the chick is obsessed with Twitter , or taking pictures of herself half naked. I’m good either way. Obviously this is some sort of inside joke that nobody else understands, but they’re drinking giant adult beverages in skimpy little bikinis so who cares. Enjoy.

Imogen Thomas’ Big Breasted Overflow

I’ve had this Imogen Thomas chick on the site before, mostly walking around in a bikini or doing calisthenics on the beach, but these shots have really gotten my attention. Here she is dropping a boatload of cleavage at a photoshoot for something, possibly lingerie or strawberries, I don’t really know. More importantly she’s squeezing together a massive amount of boobage and I for one am very proud of her. Well done.

Sara Jean Underwood Sexy Bikini Party

I’m not one hundred percent sure about this, and I don’t have any evidence to really back this up, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly why those nerds invented Twitter . Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her sexy bikini clad friends hanging out in their bikinis drinking mimosas. Thank you Twitter nerds, thank you.