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A whole new chapter in life is about to begin for Haylie Duff. The actress and fiance Matt Rosenberg are the proud and excited parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, the very first child for both halves of this cute couple. The child’s name is Ryan and she came into the world on Monday morning in Los Angeles. Duff has been open in the past about her health regimen while pregnant, which actually made Rosenberg “nervous,” according to Haylie. “He’s like, ‘Don’t push yourself too hard,’” Duff told E! a couple months ago. “I’m like, ‘I got it! I’m fine.’ I’m just trying to move. Go on walks. I’m not trying to put too much pressure on myself either way.” Duff and Rosenberg have no plans to get married any time soon, but Haylie thinks it’s “pretty cool” to know her daughter will be at the ceremony, whenever it takes place. We send our very best wishes to this couple and to all other famous couples who recently welcomed a bundle of joy into the universe. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2015
The deadliest villains in the DC Universe have assembled for the very first cast photo from ‘Suicide Squad.’ Here’s a full rundown of who you’re looking at.
In case you somehow haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde this week, and the Internet exploded in response. We may never know for sure why Kim went blonde , but we can be pretty sure the response has been a bit more negative than she expected. Kim has been the butt (pun intended) of even more jokes than usual lately and naturally, the social media geniuses of America have chosen to get their mock on using their favorite form of online humor – the meme: Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! 1. Kim Kardashian as Draco Malfoy View Photo The Kim-Draco Malfoy resemblance is uncanny. Does this make Amber Rose her Harry Potter? 2. Kim Kardashian and the Mean Girls View Photo Kim joined the blonde party a little too late in life. They’re all gonna laugh at you! 3. Kim Kardashian: Wannabe Beyonce? View Photo Is Kim going Single White Female on Bey? We’re sure Kanye wouldn’t mind! 4. Kim Kardashian as an Owl View Photo Kim looks an awful lot like this owl. So even though her hair is insanely unnatural, at least she was inspired by nature! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian as Simon Camden View Photo Someone on Twitter though Kim looked like this kid from 7th Heaven. The resemblance pretty much ends at the blonde hair, but we’ll take it. The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Some of the jokes are obvious. (She was begging for the Malfoy comparisons with the slicked-back coif and black velvet jacket.) There are others plenty of others, however, that we never would have thought of on our own. (Random 7th Heaven reference, anyone?) There’s even a meme that suggests that Kanye might be slowly turning Kim into a Beyonce doppelganger, a la Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo. That movie even features an actress named Kim making a big mistake by going blonde, but we’re guessing neither half of Kimye has seen it, so we’ll move on: The important thing is that we all agree Kim should go back to black before she returns to the US. Seriously, Kim, if you don’t have time while you’re in Paris, and you can’t take dye on the plane just bring some shoe polish on board and go MacGyver. America will thank you. Kim Kardashian Goes REALLY Blonde! 1. Kim Kardashian: Blonde and Beautiful View Photo Kim tried out a new hair color in Paris this week. Fans aren’t crazy about the look, but everyone agrees that the rest of her is on fleek, right? 2. Kim Kardashian: Blonde Hair and Botox View Photo Kim flaunted her new blonde looks for the paps, but there’s something up with her face. Did she overdo the Botox? 3. Kim Kardashian: Blonde With Kanye View Photo Kim and Kanye at Paris Fashion Week. The entire Internet seems to agree that the blonde hair isn’t working for Kim. 4. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Paris Fashion Week 2015 View Photo It wouldn’t be Fashion Week without Kim and Kanye. Fortunately, they left North home this time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian with Platinum Hair View Photo Kim Kardashian is dressed sort of like a cowgirl while spending time in London. Oh, she also has some crazy blonde hair on her head. The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian Goes REALLY Blonde! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Both the Internet and Karrueche Tran were stunned to learn this week that Chris Brown is a father. Turns out, the singer knocked up a model named Nia Amey early last year and is the parent to a very poor soul named Royalty . We’re praying for the little girl as we type this. But while Tran was steamed enough to dump Brown as a result of this revelation, she may be surprised to learn that many other celebrities are in the same parental boat as Brown. Including the Golden Boy himself, Tom Brady! 11 Male Stars with Love Children 1. Pauly D Pauly D produced a daughter named Amabella after a one-night stand with a native of New Jersey. He is active in his child’s life. 2. Mick Jagger Mick Jagger was married to his second wife when son Lucas was born to model Luciana Gimenez. 3. Bow Wow Bow Wow’s daughter, Joie, lives with her mother. The rapper initially denied paternity when the child was born in June 2011, only to eventually admit he fathered her in an emotional letter. 4. Billy Ray Cyrus View Photo Billy Ray Cyrus is the father of Miley and Noah… and also of Christopher. The latter was born a few months before Miley and was the result of an affair. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ludacris View Photo Ludacris has been in a long-term relationship with Eudoxie… but during a break a little while back, he fathered a childnamed Cai Bella with Tamika Fuller. 6. Gavin Rossdale Who knew?!? Gavin Rossdale, husand to Gwen Stefani, is also the father of model Daisy Lowe. She was born in 1989, prior to Gavin getting with Gwen. 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger View Photo We all know about this one: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child in May 2011… with his maid, while he was married to Maria Shriver. 8. Dwyane Wade View Photo Dwyane Wade says he was on a break when he fathered a child in 2013 with a woman not named Gabrielle Union. It hasn’t affected their engagement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Scott Disick View Photo Dude, put a ring on Kourtney Kardashian’s finger and we’ll take you off this list. 10. Chris Brown View Photo The news dropped in March of 2015: Chris Brown has a baby girl with a model named Nia! 11. Tom Brady View Photo Tom Brady has two kids with Gisele. Prior to getting with the super model, though, ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan gave birth to the quarterback’s first child. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Male Stars with Love Children .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Indeed, Brady is the father of three children, but only two wife hot wife Gisele Bundchen. Do you know the identity of his first baby mama? Click around the above photo gallery and you soon will. You’ll also learn what other singers, reality stars and former California Governors accidentally slipped one past the goalie at some point in their past. None of these celebrities bloodied the face of Rihanna, but all can relate to Brown on another level. And all can only hope to someday achieve the iconic fathering status of those featured below: 13 Dads Who Totally Rule at Parenthood 1. It’s All Good, Honey! Nothing to see here! Carry on with your day! 2. Who Wears Short Shorts? This totally awesome father wears short shorts! Much to his daughter’s chagrin. 3. Growing Paints Please, please, please tell us this was never painted over. 4. Calling Shotgun… … while his daughter calls her prom date and most likely cancels on him. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. In the (Red Riding) Hood! This is how you get into the spirit of things, fathers around the universe! 6. Just Trying to Help Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups do go well with ANYthing, right? 7. On Pointe Parenting Forget Position 1. This is Position… FUN! 8. Taking It for a Test Drive Gotta make sure it’s safe, don’t you? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Serenity Now! We hope this father has the eraser ready. This has to stop some time, right?!? 10. All Swaddled! I may not have thought this one through. Who is gonna let us out?!? 11. A Bit Sketchy This is pure genius. 12. Good Compromise? This father’s daughter asked for a six-foot teddy bear for Christmas. This is what she received. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Shaking It Off View Video No haters could possibly hate, hate, hate this father… could they? The End. Up Next: ” 13 Dads Who Totally Rule at Parenthood .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s the Oscars this weekend, which means we’ll be getting a string of hotties at pre-parties leading up to the big day, and here’s Serinda Swan at the “Icons of the Awards” pre-Oscar party. Now, I have no clue who Serinda is, so I’m not really sure what makes her an Oscar “icon,” but if I had to guess, it’d be the sweet cleavage she’s showing off here. Which also just landed her an invite to my big Oscar party on Sunday. Granted, no one’s RSVPed yet, but I’m banking on a big turnout at my mom’s basement from confused hotties thinking the “Big Tuna Oscar Event” is sponsored by StarKist or Chicken of the Sea. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m a little surprised I’ve never heard of Mariana Vicente before this, considering the Puerto Rican hottie placed in the Top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant in 2010, according to my research. And everyone knows I’ve got a thing for beauty pageant runner-ups — because unlike the winners, I might actually have 0.001% of a shot with them. So now that I’m seeing Mariana at the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, I figure I owe her a long-overdue date with the Tuna or at the very least, a Twitter marriage proposal. Better late than never, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
On Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 6, the quote-unquote celebrity couples strove to break down barriers in the bedroom. It’s as hot as you think it was. Which, if you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , you know is not very. Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 6 Online The first drill is a harmless game of spin the bottle, in which the bottle lands on a person, who must then draw a card and truthfully answer a question on it. When Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 6 got underway, the answers are relatively routine and honest until we land on Reid and Aviva Drescher. Asked “What do you want more of in bed?” Reid wants more cuddles. Is he full of it and trying to duck the question? Or is Aviva such a cold-hearted banshee that she never offers any real affection or closeness, even in bed? Either way, serious ridicule quickly ensues from their fellow co-stars. It gets worse. Asked what her pet name is for Reid in bed, Aviva looks mortified and comes up with … Monster. We don’t believe that for one second. Next, the couples are asked to make a sex tape with puppets. Seriously. The idea is to simulate how their sex life is versus how they would want it to be. Natalie Nunn’s puppets want to bone 24/7. At least Jacob’s does. Aviva and Reid are just cringing at the idea of this exercise, and she says she won’t do the puppet sex because she doesn’t want her children to watch it. Apparently Aviva Drescher throwing her leg at another woman’s face is okay, but not a discussion of puppet sex on A SHOW THEY SIGNED UP FOR. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt , meanwhile, have the somewhat unexpected problem in which she wants to hump quite often but he is rarely into it. He’s also deathly afraid of getting Heidi pregnant, so there’s that. Later, he comes clean about his depression with life, which may be the real issue: “We were operating at such a euphoric high of life and it just crashed so hard.” “I invested most of our money in room service, high end hotels, clothes and bodyguards. I don’t want to be a reality star but now I’ve been doing this so long.” “I don’t know what career I want to do,” Spencer Pratt laments. Heidi Montag is equally sad, crying, “It’s hard to forgive yourself. I thought I was to be the biggest pop star ever. Now, it’s like I just don’t feel like I have a purpose.” Deep stuff from Marriage Boot Camp, people. Deep stuff. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years 1. Spencer and Heidi on July 4 View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ring in our nation’s birthday. As only they can. 2. Spencer and Heidi: Photographers View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turn the tables on the paps. 3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss View Photo We’ve never seen Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kiss before. Oh wait, we totally have. Just not this morning until now. That would be the better summation. 4. 3 Boobs View Photo Yep, that’s pretty much what you’re looking at here. Three boobs and a lot of hot air. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Classic Spencer and Heidi View Photo These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it’s kind of gone to $h!t. 6. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on CBB View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Celebrity Big Brother. Look at them, doing their thing. 7. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools View Photo That doesn’t mean we don’t love these two, but let’s be honest. Tools. Absolute tools. 8. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Celebrate View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate getting back together (and banking another $10,000 for this photo shoot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Photograph View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate his 30th birthday party. Yes, they are still around. 10. Spencer and Heidi, Playboy Cover View Photo Spencer Pratt holds the Playboy cover featuring Heidi Montag. She’s not looking too hot, to be perfectly honest with you here. 11. Spencer and Heidi Image View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills and celebrity gossip fame pose for photos at the 4th annual “Road To A Cure” gala in L.A. 12. Another Spencer and Heidi Photo View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the hottest couple in the history of … well, they’re not really all that hot. Unless by hot you mean repulsive. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Heidi and Spencer Volunteering View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt volunteer on Christmas. 14. Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are doing well these days. It’s almost like they were never divorcing in the first place. 15. Heidi and Spencer in Vegas View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit Las Vegas for a special Valentine’s Day excursion. This is nauseating but hilarious at the same time. 16. Heidi Montag and Spencer Kiss View Photo Gross. We know. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Photo View Photo A photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in happier times. These two just work together, and will be together forever … oh wait, they’re reportedly splitting up. Knew it had to happen at some point. 18. Heidi Montag Nude View Photo Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you’re Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words! 19. Spencer Pratt, Director View Photo Spencer Pratt fancies himself a movie director now. He’s definitely an entertaining guy, at least. 20. Heidi Montag Playboy Pic View Photo Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria’s Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Spencer Pratt with a Gun View Photo It is what it is. Spencer Pratt with a gun. If that doesn’t strike fear, or laughter in your heart, we don’t know what will. 22. Heidi and Spencer Pratt Picture View Photo Spencer and Heidi Pratt are somehow still around … and married! The End. Did you like Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? 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