It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Caroline Flack slips a nip while sunbathing ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Drunken Stepfather’s Top “More Famous Than Me Bitches” ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emma King is a beautiful naked Nordic siren ( egotasticallstars.com ) Bad Girl Bryci is boob-a-licious! ( boobieblog.com ) Solveig Mork Hansen has big bikini tubes ( lastmenonearth.com ) Four movie resolutions you should make in 2016 ( doubleviking.com ) Anastasia Ashley spent New Year’s Eve scantily clad on a bed with alcohol ( steakwood.com ) To make a great Noir, all you need is a hot Femme Fatale ( fleshbot.com )
She’s got a mighty big one-piece to fill, but Kelly Rohrbach seems up for the challenge of playing C.J. Parker, the role originated by Pamela Anderson , in the upcoming Baywatch film! Hit the jump for more info…
Tila Tequila might be insane. We don’t mean she’s a little quirky, or a bit eccentric. We mean she’s the type of mom to put a Hitler mustache on her baby , post the pic on Instagram, and then wonder why everyone’s so upset. She could be mentally ill, or she may just be the ultimate troll, but either way, Tila’s latest Twitter rant might be one of the great social media meltdowns of all time: Now, before you read any further, it’s important to remember that Tila’s Nazi views recently got her kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, which meand it’s possible she actually believes this crap. So, we guess…trigger warning for mind-boggling idiocy. Are we doing that right? Anyway, the following is a bunch of tweets that Tila posted in the past 48 hours and still has not deleted . Enjoy: “Sometimes I like to kill things just to see how it dies.” “If you need a wheelchair to go grocery shopping because you’re too obese to walk, you deserve to die.” “ALL HEIL #HITILA you know the Nazi’s actually won the war in another parallel that dripped over right?” “Is it just me or does everyone struggle w/vibrating at such high frequencies that it becomes hard 2 stay in your meat suit?” “My apologies about the @MileyCyrus penis ordeal. That happened because I’m always talking about how big my dick is so it manifested.” “Rihanna is a replica of me. I was a ‘Good girl gone bad’ way before she was born. I also drowened [sic] in the bathtub.” “Everyone really deserves to die.” If you can spend your Government cheese feeding that fat ass but cannot afford a healthier lifestyle, you deserve to die.” A great #AtomicBomb in the horizon! The future of mankind shall be incinerated. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust #TheEnd “Remember when I used to call myself #Tilisis? Then a few years later they ripped me off & called the terrorists Isis!” Believe it or not, there are many, many more where that came from. We have to hand it to her – we didn’t think it was possible for anyone to make Amanda Bynes’ tweets seem like a collection of rational, well-reasoned arguments, but Tila pulled it off!
From the moment news broke that Dean McDermott was cheating on Tori Spelling with a Toronto-based mistress named Emily Goodhand, rumors began to circulate online that the whole thing was fake. Too many details just didn't make sense, and to this day, Ms. Goodhand remains the Big Foot of celebrity side-pieces. No one has ever even seen a photo of her. Tori and Dean deny faking the affair for publicity, but we're pretty sure the number of people who believe them is exactly zero. Thankfully, Dean's first wife is a real no-nonsense type and she's been giving some awesomely revealing interviews to Radar Online to promote her upcoming memoir. Today, Mary Jo was asked for her theory on the elusive Ms. Goodhand, and her response is amusing, if not exactly surprising: “It just seemed like it was not true. It was just pretty hilarious, because apparently what I heard was that the press was so bad for her, she had to leave Toronto and go to Paris and start a life all over again. “Which made no sense to me. And you know those mistresses, when they come out of the woodwork, they get a vodka deal or something happens. They leverage it. It just made absolutely no sense.” Watch the clip below for more of Mary Jo's thoughts on her douchey ex and his trainwreck wife.
