We all know that Kate Upton ‘s busty enough to start a five-alarm pants fire whether she’s wearing a tight t-shirt or lingerie . And this latest shoot she did for Guess is definitely giving us a good look at Kate’s sweater mounds. But unfortunately, it’s not quite enough to help her reclaim her former status as my favorite busty blonde. Only another set of bikini pictures can do that. Well, that or finally agreeing to take me out motorboating. I promise to sign whatever waivers or non-disclosure agreements it takes and make sure to wear a life jacket. Safety first.
This photoshoot makes me laugh because I spoke to someone in Miami who was involved in it, and she kept going on and on about how nice Kate Upton was, but how fat and amazed she was that she was there doing a campaign….you know the kind of model who requires serious photoshop and staging so that her belly doesn’t split the sample sizes they’ve already taken out to fit her massive body… Now I don’t hate Kate Upton, I don’t care that she’s a rich kid who had the right support, I don’t care that her dumpy body and sloppy tits went viral to the Nascar / Carl’s Jr / White trash male crowd….I actually like the stories I hear about her being an exhibitionist, who loves being naked on set, and loves fucking everyone… But I do find this a funny way to use her, knowing she made 100k or more for this…it’s like a girl posed as unsexy, unrevealing as possible…because she’s no Victoria’s Secret model…. Either way here are the pics:
We never thought we’d say this, but… move over Kate Upton ? Breast-obsessed fast food joint Carl’s Jr.has released its annual Super Bowl commercial early and, as usual, it takes aim at potential male customers. Following in the scantily-clad footsteps of famous spokespeople Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian , and Heidi Klum, Guess model Charlotte McKinney is featured in the spot. She’s shopping at a farmers’ market… and she’s wearing very little clothing. Charlotte McKinney Carl’s Jr. Ad Innuendo all over the place, the ad touts how McKinney loves to go “all natural,” as she saunters around in what appears to be her birthday suit. Following an obligatory cantaloupe melon shot, McKinney is soon revealed to be donning a bikini top and boy shorts. We know, fellas: darn it!!! “I think everyone knows what Carl’s Jr. is all about,” AdWeek’s Lisa Granatstein tells ABC News of the R-rated footage. “Those ads aren’t going after women, they’re going after men. They are not afraid of the controversy. The more controversy the better.” And the more boobs the better! Yum. 31 Crazy Commercials We Love (or Love to Hate, or Just Hate) 1. Kate Upton Hot Pockets Commercial Hot Pockets are the perfect snack. Even Kate Upton knows that! Check out this awesome commercial starring her, Snoop Dogg, Larry King, and Bow Wow.
Some obscure magazine, that I don’t actually think is an actual magazine, called Manic Magazine, put out some pics of Kate Upton, and anyone who knows anything about Kate Upton will tell you that she’s an exhibitionist slut who loves to fuck everyone, but more importantly, they’ll tell you she’s fucking fat, disgusting, a monster and has no business being a model, but the companies use her and try to rebuild her in post production, because she’s hugely popular, her tits gets hits and action for them, and it’s worth paying photoshoppers to work on her… So either these pics are very fucking old, or very fucking doctored…but they are in no way representative of Kate Upton…but I’ll post them anyway, because people love this bitch.
Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.
Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits… All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me… Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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I’m not usually a big fan of Mother Nature, and like most bloggers, I tend to think that fresh air is seriously overrated. But these pictures have got me changing my tune, because here’s Kate Upton fighting a losing battle against the wind at her latest photoshoot. And you know what, I think I finally understand why people call it the great outdoors after this. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Is it just me, or is Kate Upton starting to get a little chunky these days? Here she is out in New York, and I know she’s wearing a see-through shirt, so it might take your eyes a while to be able to focus elsewhere. But I think it might be time we got Kate on the Tuna Diet. See, it involves doing 30-45 seconds of strenuous cardio with yours truly at least once a day, but she can eat whatever she wants on it and I can guarantee results. Well, for me, at least. Photos: Fameflynet
Obviously these pictures of Kate Upton at the “2nd Annual Fashion Media Awards” are no where near as good as those alleged leaked nude photos that were circulating last week, but she did manage to squeeze those huge boobs in a tight white dress. Speaking of boobs, after viewing those nudies, I’m not so sure if Kate’s are 100% real. In any case they are 100% awesome! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
