Russian Tow Truck… Traffic Cop Gets Taken Down German Guy Jumps… Smaller Kid Takes Out Bully.. Man Catches Girl Cheating Couch Surfing…. Motor Cycle Cop Chases Through Shopping Center Road Rage of the Day These Saint Martin Plane Landings are Played Out…Every Drunk Vacationer things the Plane is Closer to the Beach than it has ever been… The post Porn Star Sings Pina Coladas and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap…. That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women… And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut… Funny how these things work out…for sluts. The post Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell is some hipster model, who befriended the Barbara Palvin girl from Victoria’s Secret, kind of like the weirdo latch on friend, who went to all the events with Barbara Palvin, and eventually got introduced to the right people at Victoria’s Secret, where I guess they sold her as the hipster, edgy looking model with a lot of instagram followers, who the kids are connecting with, since every walk down any street in America feels like a Urban Outfitters Coachella commercial, leading to her becoming the new Victorias Secret girl, despite not having much of a lingerie or bikini body to normal people, while looking pretty perfect to me, since I like skinny bitches, hate fat bitches, and encourage girls to develop eating disorders to become too weak to resist my romance… Here are some pics of her bikini modelng. The post Stella Maxwell Bikini Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Urban Daily reached out to “Pill Bill” Cosby game creator, Richie Branson, about why he made the interactive game. Though it may appear to trivialize…
The Carol’s Daughter brand will join L’Oréal USA’s long line up of beauty favorites that includes Clarisonic, Essie, Maybelline New York, NYX, and Urban Decay. But when…
I have very few friends in life…and one of them happens to be The Cobrasnake. We’ve been homies since the 2006s and he’s gone onto travelling the world, hanging out and having sex with some amazing looking young models, making billions of dollars doing it, being the documentarian of the hipster movement…and I’ve never left my soiled, ripped, disgusting couch that smells like my wife took a shit on it, because either she did- or the person who had it before I found it in a dumpster died on it…making fun of the girls he’s friends with…and takes pictures of… You know calling them out for being fame whores, or groupie sluts and their try hard and trying to make it hustle…that seems forced and as Authentic as Urban Outfitters products marketed to them..…but I’ve matured as a hater and I don’t hate anymore. I’m so out of touch and appreciate all girls…especially Sahara Ray even if she ignores me, because she’s got great fucking tits…and sometimes great tits are enough…and sometimes seeing her jumping around with her friends in panties…reminds me of that love…so I can’t hate…
