It sucks when your life is falling apart and everyone around you is happy and married and kissing and shit.

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Jessica Simpson: Third Wheel
It sucks when your life is falling apart and everyone around you is happy and married and kissing and shit.

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Jessica Simpson: Third Wheel
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip
Tagged alcohol-as-well, alcohol-content, food, Hollywood, life, loko, pains-talk, the-watermelon, usa, while-tasting, your-life
FOOD BUZZ : You'll forget Sparks ever existed. So I'm back from a whirlwind cross-USA tour, and I think we generated more press for this alcoholic beverage than for the actual band

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Four Loko
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Tagged alcohol-as-well, alcohol-content, food, Hollywood, loko, pains-talk, the-watermelon, usa, while-tasting
Miranda Kerr is one of the hottest and most in-demand super model these days and quickly became famous around the world through her outstanding career and her angelic beauty. She was born in Sydney but raised in Gunnedah, New South Wales, a small rural town. Her first big break into fashion modeling is when she won the 1997 annual Dolly Magazine/Impulse Model Competition at age thirteen Continue reading
Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny… Pics via Bauer

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Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged country, fetish, fetish-leather, Gossip, Hollywood, Legs, letting-the-kid, lifetime, usa, virginity
If you have to talk about how hard you’re partying, you’re probably not doing it right, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Miley Cyrus in “Party In The U.S.A.” Photo: Disney Here’s the thing about “Party in the U.S.A.,” Miley Cyrus’ plasticized ode to, well, partying in the USA: It is exceedingly patriotic, but it is not a great party song
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Miley Cyrus And The Perfect Party (In The U.S.A.)
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Tagged artists, eddie-murphy, Hollywood, miley, mixtape-daily, Mtv, Music, news article, port-at-people, time, usa, words
Here is the new thing for you to worry about, in terms of your own unavoidable violent death: Al Qaeda is now smuggling bombs inside their rectums. There is no hope of detection until it blows. Here, let CBS just clarify it for you : “Absolutely nothing [can detect these rectum bombs] other than to require people to strip naked at the airport,” said Yates
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There Is No Stopping Al Qaeda’s Booty Bombs
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Tagged bombs, fear, internet, posts-tagged, rectums, technique-via, until-it-blows, usa, violent-death, ways to go
Beyond Reality – Celebrity Apprentice Recap 3/22/09 Shoutout to Irelandman! Last time on Celebrity Apprentice Tom Green was fired. Teams meet at Capitale. Joan will be gone all day
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Beyond Reality – Celebrity Apprentice Recap 3/22/09
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Tagged beyond-reality, boardroom, bryan-mcknight, capitale-joan, Celebrity, claudia-dennis, green, natalie-gulbis, project, usa
This is a cover of Miley Cyrus' Party In The USA that's been blowing up on YouTube. This version > > > Miley's.

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"Everything’s Gonna Be Okay"
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Tagged been-blowing, even-though, Hollywood, love-the-original, miley, party, secretly-love, the-original, usa
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There’s a new reality show coming to Fox that attempts to capitalize on the bad economy while broadcasting poor souls’ pain at being told they’re out of a job. Called Someone’s Gotta Go , the show will let real small business employees see their coworkers salaries and vote on who will be laid off. It’s like Survivor meets The Office .

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New Reality Layoff Show Coming to Fox
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Tagged boss, chief-executive, Hollywood, laid-off-worker, network, News, participants, People, people-involved, photocase-de, usa, women