Meet Chiquinquira Delgado . She’s a Venezuelan TV host, model, actress and the newest babe to enter my late night/early morning fantasies. I’m not sure how well she speaks English, but I believe with her two very big talents she has what it takes to make it in the USA. So if ChiChi, needs an English language tutor/manager/masseuse/handbra expert/boyfriend I’m more than qualified for all of those positions. Call me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiquinquirA1_Delgado
Controversial college basketball standout Marshall Henderson has been suspended by the University of Mississippi for reasons not made public. Fox Sports hottie Erin Andrews promptly took a shot at the notorious hoops hothead on Twitter, and Henderson was none too pleased about it. There was no indication of how long the suspension will last or if Henderson, who would be a senior guard, will be allowed to play basketball next fall. While it’s not clear why he got suspended, Henderson was already considered one of the NCAA’s most abrasive players, so few were surprised. Erin Andrews certainly wasn’t, and the two traded barbs after the reporter re-tweeted a CBS report alleging that Henderson failed a drug test: USA Today recalls (via this great GIF) that Henderson executed an incendiary, mocking Gator Chomp during Ole Miss’ game against Florida this year. Andrews, a Florida graduate, was not a fan. Henderson has pledged to mock her a second time now … but it’s far from certain when he’ll get back on the basketball court in order to do so.
The things tired “Triple Threat” Latinas from the Latina fad sings happy birthday to some Turkmenistan dictator Gurbledonguly Birdmanrishnakhov…why, because she got paid a lot to do it, and if you got money, honey, she’s got her dancing monkey shoes on, because you know that’s kinda the whole basis of her existence, and in these times of her not mattering anymore, she has to take any paying job she can get to feel validated and like she matters, unless of course she’s a spy, in what would be the most annoying spy the USA has ever created, building up some ghetto chick from the Bronx and making her into a popstar so she can infiltrate governments in her 50s, on her retirement cash grab tours… Here’s what one report had to say… The singer and actress performed in the former Soviet bloc country on Saturday night. A statement released Sunday by her publicist to The Associated Press said the event was hosted by the China National Petroleum Corp. and wasn’t a political event. … Lopez’s publicist says the event was vetted by Lopez’s staff: “Had there been knowledge of human rights issues any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.” The birthday serenade was a last-minute request made by the corporation to Lopez before she took the stage, and she “graciously obliged,” the statement said. I think the real tragedy here is not that she’s entertaining an evil person, but that they didn’t kidnap her and hold her hostage, but I guess that would go against terrorizing the world, since we would all get up and celebrate her absence…right?
Dirty…and not just because she looks ethnic, or native, and like she’s been on a gas huffing bender that has led to drinking rubbing alcohol because she needs booze in her veins so bad…but because of that nipple… I mean is that even just one nipple, or is she built like a cow, or dog, and has nipples along her milk chain, you know not quite as evolved as the rest of humans…or is it just her shirt…maybe she’s got a nipple ring…whatever it is, she should try to dress around that flaw, and not accentuate it…like she is in this pic… Not that I’m against birth defects, a lot of times that shit is hot to me, especially when it comes in the form of two vaginas, no wait that’s not a birth defect, that’s all girls, thanks to their asshole. YAY.
The biggest tragedy in Iggy Azalea’s career is that she blocked me from social media right before she got famous. Back when she was in Canada getting her citizenship to work in the USA, I tried to organize a “Movie Date”, but got rejected and blacklisted from her life…which just goes to show you that I am on top of the shit before it gets famous, a sabotage my chances, and these people have no need for me to help them make it… The biggest tragedy in this FRONT photoshoot, is that Iggy Azalea is not showing her booty, when her big white ass, is the only reason she’s got black producers up on her bullshit music… But her video “WORK”….celebrates it enough for me…. Here are the photoshoot pics…that aren’t as good as the video….#epicfail The reason it is an #epicfail is because when you have an eager bitch in your photo studio ready to get famous..or more famous…you make her work…work…work..workin on your shit…naked.
Trio is slated to perform at the Miss USA pageant on Sunday, where they will preview the tune. By Jocelyn Vena Jonas Brothers Photo: Victor Chavez/ WireImage
Last week, I gave Miss Nevada the Hollywood Tuna bump to help her bid to win the next Miss USA , but that was before I saw these pictures of the bikini preliminary competition. Also she failed to recognize my shout out on Twitter, so I now have a new favorite; Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord . Go check her out on Twitter and make sure to follow her because I have a feeling that she’ll be our next Miss USA. In fact, I know she’ll be because I’m one of the judges. So Mary, if you want that dream to become a realization I think it’s best you sleep with me. Ok, as you guys know I’m not really a judge, but I think after 7 years of being in the business I should be.
Tiger Woods has seen and heard it all, but a question from an unlikely member of the media – his niece – still caught him off guard this week at the U.S Open. “The U.S. Open is usually one of the most grueling weeks of golf,” a young female golf reporter amid the mob in the media tent said to the World #1 . “So what will you do off the course in order to be at ease and relax?” When Tiger saw it was Cheyenne Woods, he beamed with laughter: Tiger Woods, Niece at Press Conference “Didn’t expect that,” he said. “Well, off the course, we have a great crew at the house and we’re going to have fun. Tomorrow, make sure you’re – is it 6:30 dinner?” “Is that all right? Okay. Perfect.” Cheyenne flashed a Cheshire Cat grin of her own, even after the press dispersed. Tiger was caught unprepared, and she seemed to revel in that. “I don’t think he knew I was going to be at the press conference today,” she told a few reporters as she exited. “I think I was the last person he was expecting.” Cheyenne Woods, 22, majored in communications at Wake Forest and is writing for a golf website, Back9Network, which is affiliated with USA Today. Also an accomplished golfer and an aspiring pro, the youngster qualified for the U.S. Women’s Open last year and played in her first LPGA Championship. She will be covering the entire U.S. Open this week … and unlike most of her media counterparts, it sounds like she’s having dinner with Tiger Woods. Presumably Lindsey Vonn will be there too. Not a bad gig.
The first step towards some long overdue justice… Cleveland Kidnapper Ariel Castro Indicted On 329 Counts The charges against Cleveland area kidnapper and future registered sex offender Ariel Castro have finally been handed down and from the sounds of things, he’ll soon be getting exactly what he deserved for putting those young girls through living hell for all of those years. via USA Today Ariel Castro, 52, the former school bus driver accused of holding three women captive in his Cleveland home for a decade, was charged late Friday with murder and more than 300 counts of [forced sex] and kidnapping. The Cuyahoga County grand jury’s 329-count indictment charges Castro with one count of aggravated murder for allegedly terminating one of his captives’ pregnancies, 139 counts of [forced sex] and 177 charges of kidnapping, seven counts of gross sexual imposition, three counts of felony assault and one count of possession of criminal tools dating from the time of the first woman’s disappearance until February of 2007. The indictment charges Castro as a “sexually violent predator” who committed the murder and [forced sex acts] in the course of a kidnapping.The murder charge is tied to one victim’s fourth pregnancy, the indictment said. The County Prosecutor’s Capital Review Committee will consider whether prosecutors should seek the death penalty if Castro is convicted. Castro, who was fired last year from his job as a school bus driver, is being held in the Cuyahoga County jail on $8 million bail. A judge will arraign Castro on the new charges next week, McGinty said. This sicko will surely have his day in court. Justice is just around the corner. Continue reading →
It’s my favorite time of the year again: time for the 2013 Miss USA contest. Or to be more specific, the part where all the contestants show off in bikinis. And here they are taking part in some kind of paddleboard race. Anyway, it’s a solid field this year, but if I had to pick an early winner it’d have to be Miss Nevada Chelsea Caswell . So feel free to let her know on Twitter that she’s got the Tuna stamp of approval and who knows, maybe I’ll even get lucky and be able to convince her I’m an official judge. It’s gotta work one of these days, right? » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
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