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Hayden Panettiere Is Still Short

Here’s my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere outside the Jimmy Kimmel show signing a few autographs for some really creepy middle aged men with pictures of her dressed as a cheerleader. She looks pretty damn hot in those Gap Kids short shorts and pocahontas boots of hers

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Hayden Panettiere Is Still Short

I Wonder If Letterman Tapped That Ass Too?

Now that Dave Letterman has admitted to being blackmailed for 2 million dollars and come clean about having a few affairs with some of his employees, he can get back to work hitting on his big assed guests.

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I Wonder If Letterman Tapped That Ass Too?

Audrina Patridge’s Sleepy Hotness

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge looking well, like she always does, kinda hot and more than a little sleepy. She’s got a good body and a nice set of fake boobs, but I just can’t get passed those lazy eyes of hers. Wake up!!! Imagine being in the middle of throwing her a hump and she constantly looks like she’s about to doze off.

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Audrina Patridge’s Sleepy Hotness

Kim Kardashian Is On The Prowl

Here’s newly single Kim Kardashian ho’ing it up in some f-me boots while club hopping. All the fat booty lovers must be jumping for joy now, waiting for their chance to get sat on. But don’t get too excited just yet, Kim works fast and will be suffocating a new man in no time.

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Kim Kardashian Is On The Prowl