Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters…. What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics… The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash… Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere… Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided. My friend posted a few more of the pics –
Last night was a hilarious and drama filled episode of “Basketball Wives LA”. The girls were continuing their relaxing Hawaiian vacation and still unveiling new drama that Jackie caused. In an attempt to smooth things over with Jackie at the beginning of the episode, all the ladies meet during breakfast to try and confront Jackie about her manipulative ways. Nothing gets resolved in this confrontation however, as Jackie comes in the room already on the defense and ready for whatever the girls had to throw at her. After a brief shouting match, the girls realize that it’s no getting through to Jackie and decide to go clear their heads by doing a little shopping. Now, I don’t know about you, but picking out cute shoes with the enemy doesn’t make things okay! Jackie seemed confused that there was still tension in the air between her and the girls during their shopping outing, and continued to try and find someone to pull to the side and talk about how fake every one is, although it seemed like this time, none of the girls were actually listening. Later on in the episode, Malaysia gets a phone call from another “basketball wife” who dishes on what Jackie has said about each and every girl on the show. At this point, everyone has had enough of Jackie’s ways and they collectively (yes, Draya included) decide to vote Jackie off the island and send her packing back to LA! Ouch! Here are five reasons why Jackie was voted off the island on last night’s episode! 1. Because she is the island! Prior to Jackie’s exit, she stated, “me voted off the island? I AM the island!” Anyone who thinks they are the whole island of Hawaii deserves to be sent home. I’m just saying! 2. Because she’s “tacky Jackie”. After the girls decided to send Jackie packing, Draya said, “Say goodbye to tacky Jackie!” The nickname itself pretty much sums up reason number two why Jackie should have been voted off the island. 3. Because she brought her husband on the trip. Where was Doug Christie hiding all this time? He just randomly appeared during this episode only for us to find out that he has been on the vacation with her all this time? I thought this was supposed to be a relaxing GIRLS vacation? I guess it’s a good thing that she brought her hubby along so he could help her pack those bags when her time was up! 4. Because shes “coo-ky” and she’s like 59 and a half (in Laura’s voice). All this drama was so unnecessary. The back and forth, he said she said, it was enough to make me crazy! It’s no reason all that drama should have occurred during a vacation in paradise and it all came from Jackie. I would have sent her packing too and went back to sipping Pina Coladas on the beach! 5. Because her horse sensed that she had a bad vibe. When the girls went horse back riding, the horse that Jackie chose to ride seemed to sense that she had a bad vibe. According to Draya, horses can sense when people have evil spirits surrounding them. I wouldn’t want anybody with an evil spirit close to me during my vacation! Why do you think that Jackie was voted off the island? Laura: “You’re Like 59 1/2, Get the F*** Outta Here!”, “Basketball Wives LA” [RECAP] Draya: “I’m Not The Sex Crazed Female That People Think I Am” [EXCLUSIVE] “I Don’t Think The Drama’s With Me, She’s Got The Drama”, “Basketball Wives LA” [RECAP] Why Does Everybody Hate Draya? “Basketball Wives LA” [RECAP]
Keeping up with the vacation theme this week, on “The T.O Show”, Terrell (or should I say Milk Dud) and his two sidekicks go on cruise to the Bahamas along with their significant others (minus Terrell’s). As excited as they are to be going on vacation, one thing Kita doesn’t do is water! “I don’t do water. I’m a black girl, I don’t swim, I don’t want to get my hair wet. I should have known,” Kita says as they arrive to the ship. Once everyone gets on board, Kita refuses to take off her life vest, even though the boat hasn’t even left the dock yet! Her boyfriend Joe, being the supportive and loving man that he is, wears his life vest too so Kita doesn’t look silly by herself, “We’re in this together,” he says (awww). Later on, everyone hits the beach and T.O’s choice of swim trunks is rather, interesting! They’re like a mix between boy shorts and booty shorts. Terrell calls them “Euro” but Kita call them a “no-no”. After playing a little beach football, the crew takes a trip to go swim with the dolphins. “I don’t know why I didn’t realize that swimming with dolphins meant I actually had to get in the water with them” Kita explained as she pulled out her plastic Target shopping bag to protect her hair from any moisture. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, okay! *high five* Kita didn’t have time to secure her “swim cap” before T.O pushed her in the water and her life flashed before her eyes! After she realized she was still alive, they all had a great afternoon swimming and playing with the dolphins! (so cute!) Later that evening, everyone headed to dinner to celebrate Princess Kita’s birthday. That’s just how she was treated too, like a princess, as Joe pulled out a beautiful shoe and placed it on her foot like Cinderella. After giving her the shoes and roses, he got down on one knee and… yup you guessed it… he proposed!! The ring was BEAUTIFUL and Kita couldn’t stop crying as he expressed his love for her and asked her to marry him. Mo and Terrell were beyond shocked as Terrell fell out his chair from the surprise and couldn’t stop throwing back drinks at the table. Could it be that Terrell is finally realizing that he should be the one Kita will marry instead of Joe? Something to think about! But back to that Target swim cap, Kita you’re killing me!! LOL What did you think about this episode? Mo & Kita Of The “T.O. Show”: “Evelyn Is Like A Walking Yeast Infection” [VIDEO] T.O: “A Rack Of Weave Coming At Me Is Not A Pretty Sight”, “The T.O Show” [RECAP] Kita Makes An Appearance With Her Battery-Operated Boyfriend On “The T.O Show” The Best Moments From Last Night’s “The T.O Show” [RECAP]
People always hate on the skinny chicks…those people…usually fat chicks… I’m married to a fat chick and there’s nothing nice about it…it feels gross, it looks gross, and if she’s fat enough, it smells fucking gross… I wish that she took some of these starving girl lifestyle choices, cuz it’d make my life that much better…..cuz everytime I see her eat, I want to throw the fuck up….it’d be nice if she was just a little anorexic…you know if she stopped eating fucking donuts… Years ago, I found some real weird anorexia fetish site…and pleaded with women to take their lead….cuz the Kim Kardashian / fat ass movement was messing everything up….so it’s nice to see Ali Lohan doing things lean and right….it is inspiring… Now someone, make this girl more famous. TO SEE SOME SKINNY TEEN GIRLS NAKED – CUZ IT IS A FETISH FOLLOW THIS LINK
People think I hate Sofia Vergara cuz I always talk shit about her, calling her out for being a single mother who whored out to get famous and it worked, but they don’t realize, I love girls who whore out to get anything, especially things I can afford… It’s just obvious that someone like her, you know the chosen one amongst millions of immigrants coming into Miami, Texas and LA on Raft or in the back of a van, had to work extra hard to get noticed that or she was in with a drug cartel that hooked her up by threatening to ruin people… See, she does have awesome tits, and she does look good for a 45 year old mom, and maybe that’s enough…but I don’t know, all the hot illegals I know are strippers or chamber maids, so maybe I just don’t get this “Pretty Woman”, saved by Richard Gere, shit.. it’s not really my scene… But I do know staring at tits is my scene…so I’m digging this vacation….and you should be too. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
What has happened to Rihanna ? This is not what I like to see. She’s normally all tarted up in sexy little outfits or lounging on the beach in her bikini, this looks like something popstars wear on heavy flow period days. Not good. Leather pants are not supposed to look like this. I guess I shouldn’t be giving fashion advice considering what I’m wearing right now, but this post isn’t about me is it? Maybe she’s feeling a little down now that her vacation is over, we all are, hopefully she’ll be back to her old self real soon. Cheer up princess.
Cassie teamed up with Fabolous on “Radio” a cut off the Diddy and DJ Prostyle-hosted mixtape “Bad Boy Presents THE PREVIEW .” Cassie covers Mobb Deep’s “Shook Ones.” The laid back tune has a feel good vibe. Cassie Covers Idoll Magazine’s “Illuminati” Issue BFF’s Cassie & Christina Milian Vacation In Ibiza [PHOTOS ] Listen Below:
Those sneaky Knowles-Carters apparently enjoyed themselves an early getaway a week before BeyBey showed her baby bump to the world. The couple snuck off to Barbados by private jet for a week to stay in a private villa at The Sands, an exclusive property in St. James on the island’s west coast. Here’s a lil more info about the property : This elite gated community, the Sands, is located in Saint James. The Sands is an exclusive luxury compound adjacent to the wondrous Sandy Lane Beach and is made up of eight super-size luxury villas. The houses range from 8,000 to 9,500 square feet of living space in addition to private terraces and communal areas outdoors. These opulent residences are magical throughout with vaulted ceilings, spiral staircases, marble floors, and the decorative touch of various internationally renowned interior decorators. Lucky residents of these deluxe single-family mansions also tap into all the amenities of the five-star Sandy Lane Hotel , including the Tom Fazio-designed Green Monkey championship golf course, year round. The Sands is among the most elegant properties ever built in Barbados. Sounds fancy… Who needs a suite when you can rent a whole 9,000 sq. ft. mansion? Check out some photos of the Sands when you continue.
RihRih has been having a good old time gettin’ it in with gal-pals while vacationing abroad. But just how far has her girl love gone? The singer was snapped Thursday smoochin’ one of her homegirls during an alcohol fueled boat ride in Sardinia, but beyond that it looks like it’s just been a lil wild partying in the clubs by night and shopping the high end stores by day. Rihanna spent a good part of Friday tweeting photos from her drunken night out on the town, then the rest of the day hitting the water and then Gucci and Prada with friends. Check out the tweets and photos: Shots from Sardinia when you continue
With his latest film, the well-received four and a half-hour opus The Mysteries of Lisbon , still in theaters stateside, Chilean filmmaker Raúl Ruiz has passed away in Paris following a lung infection. The director, who had made over 100 films in his nearly five-decade career, was 70.
