Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian concrete block to become a “top” model I am a fan of her both pre and post opportunist uterus being put to good use…I mean why else do you have a uterus…to bring your stability in your life that’s been unstable…especially at 30…when it is theoretically coming to an end….even though she’ll keep looking good…it’s a Russian thing…the ugly ones all died off during communism and that’s why we’re left with these soulless robots and their seduction..half naked…money grubbing hustle… She’s on vacation, because her life is a vacation now.. The post Irina Shayk is on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Right now, it feels pretty safe to say that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are never, ever getting back together. But like, for real this time. They originally broke up back in the summer of 2015, after Scott was photographed canoodling with another woman. Kourtney started hooking up with Justin Bieber , Scott went off the deep end … it was a bad time. But eventually, the two of them were able to work things out a bit, at least enough for them to be able to parent their three children together. And although Kourtney began doing whatever it is that she’s doing with Younes Bendjima last fall, there were several reports that she and Scott were considering getting back together , even up until this January. What happened in January that caused everything to change? Complete and utter chaos, that’s what. The whole Kardashian klan went on a family vacation to Costa Rica then, and Scott came too. He brought along some girl, but he kept her hidden away in his hotel room — until Kim found her. Kim lost her mind, called the girl a whore and then called Scott the same thing. He got fed up and left the vacation early to go to Miami, where he kicked off his latest bender. He began drinking lots and hooking up with various women, and that behavior lasted for months — as far as we know, it’s still happening . And Kourtney is officially over it. But, as a source tells Hollywood Life, Scott still doesn’t get that — and he especially hates Younes. “Scott really isn’t happy about Kourtney dating Younes,” the source claims. “He hates the fact that Younes is younger and hotter, and it drives Scott crazy that Kourtney is clearly really into him.” The big problem is apparently that “Scott has always assumed that Kourtney would be there waiting for him, no matter what.” He thought that “he could go off and party, hook up with other chicks, and disappear for weeks on end, and that Kourtney would just take him back.” … Yeah, that’s not exactly how things work, buddy. Especially when you’ve got three kids. The source goes on to say that it’s been “a really serious shock to Scott’s system to realize that’s not the case, and that Kourtney’s moved on.” It turns out that, just like the rest of us, he’s been seeing lots of photos of the happy couple, going on vacation together or just walking around town, and it “cuts Scott like a knife.” But, as this insider points out, “Scott had his chance, many many times, and each and every time he blew it, so he has no one to blame but himself.” Have truer words ever been spoken? Meanwhile, Kourtney is “truly done with being taken for granted and treated like a doormat.” “She’s really happy with Younes , she’s happier than she has been in years in fact — Younes treats Kourtney so well, and makes her feel really good about herself once again.” Hilariously, the source adds that “Scott can sulk and bitch all he wants, Kourtney’s done with him once and for all, and he has no one to blame for that than himself.” So basically … you’re just gonna have to get over it, Scott. Our condolences. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com #RelationshipGoals… Gabrielle Union And Dwyane Wade Vacation In Greece Gabrielle Union and D. Wade are currently vacationing in Greece and posting pics of their romantic getaway. The couple is currently making Instagram swoon with their coupled up cuteness from their beachside coupledom… to their interrupted club shenanigans. Gabby’s also setting her slim fit baaaawdy out in a pink ‘kini. Must be niiiiiice. More Gabby and D Wade on the flip.
Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com #RelationshipGoals… Gabrielle Union And Dwyane Wade Vacation In Greece Gabrielle Union and D. Wade are currently vacationing in Greece and posting pics of their romantic getaway. The couple is currently making Instagram swoon with their coupled up cuteness from their beachside coupledom… to their interrupted club shenanigans. Gabby’s also setting her slim fit baaaawdy out in a pink ‘kini. Must be niiiiiice. More Gabby and D Wade on the flip.
I like watching piss drip off a bikini bottom…it turns me on, like some really horny young pussy all eager and excited to be penetrated, or just a girl who can’t control her bladder, or a slutty girl with daddy issues pretending that she’s squirting – when really – she’s just pissing all over the place….it’s exciting…even when it is just water from her being on the beach dripping off her as she gets out…it doesn’t matter… She’s in the Barbados, she’s on the vacation, her boyfriend is Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie… She’s a model, she’s 17, you’re a pervert… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Isn’t Ireland Baldwin just the best? Sure, we usually only ever hear about her when she’s nude or nearly nude , and yes, she’s the spawn of Alec Baldwin, which isn’t great, but still. She’s a gem, and she deserves to be treated as such. While Ireland gets the most attention for being super hot, it’s important to note that she’s got more going on than just her beauty — and she proved it in a moving Instagram post she made earlier this month. Along with the photo above, she wrote “This is who I am, take it or leave. I am not going to be body shamed for being pale or not stick thin.” “I’m not going to beat myself up for not looking like someone else. I’m not going to be told that I’m damaged goods because of my tattoos.” Hold up, there are people in this world that actually have negative things to say about Ireland Baldwin’s appearance? Who are these people and what is wrong with them ? Should they even be allowed to live on this planet with us? In the post, she admitted that “Most days I’m self conscious, but today I love every curve and edge.” “Your body should be treated with the dignity and respect it deserves.” She explained that she wanted to be “as real as possible” with her followers, because “what is even the point of social media if you can’t be who you truly are?” “I’m not here to mindf-ck all of you into believing I am something that I’m not. I’m forever on a journey of finding my better self and I will continue to work as hard as I can to make MYSELF proud.” She finished her lovely little message with “Today I hope everyone is proud of who they are and can recognize what they can accomplish!” So sweet, right? And in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight, Ireland decided to get even more outspoken about body shaming. “I just think a lot of people get shamed for being who they are, and there’s nothing wrong with being who you are and looking the way you look, as long as you’re healthy and happy,” she says. “So, I felt the need to say something that week, so I did.” “I got a really positive response,” she continues. “A lot of poeple I know needed to hear it that week, for some weird reason.” “So I don’t know. I was kind of a voice for some people, some friends of mine that were going through something personal, and I was like, I have to say something.” And if you’re looking for some more words of wisdom from Ireland? She says that she feels her best “Just when I’m in my happiest state.” “When I’m doing yoga, when I feel good about my body . Not necessarily punishing myself, or doing anything to harm myself. Just when I’m in a really happy, healthy frame of mind, you know?” Yeah, girl, we know. But feel free to keep sharing selfies, just to drive the point home.
From the moment the rumors first began to circulate online, Kailyn Lowry’s third pregnancy has been fraught with speculation, drama, and intense online scrutiny. Now, just weeks away from becoming a mom for the third time, Kailyn has clearly made the decision to devote some time to herself with a relaxing vacation in one of her favorite destinations – Puerto Rico. Unfortunately, there’s a tinge of sadness to the trip, as Kail is reportedly traveling solo. Lowry is no longer dating Chris Lopez , the father of the child, having parted ways with her fellow Delaware State University student after a fling that lasted only a few weeks. Currently, her two sons are both visiting their fathers, which means that when it came time to get in one last vacation before welcoming another bundle of Joy, Lowry made the decision to go it alone. “She wanted to go back to Puerto Rico before the baby comes,” a source close to Lowry told Radar. “The boys were with their dads so she went for a few days.” No word on how she got down there (Many fans have wondered if Kailyn is flying during her third trimester.), but it seems the 26-year-old is enjoying her “me time.” “Baby Lo and I just went for our first ocean swim of the summer,” Kail tweeted. “I should’ve bought my GoPro so I could be entertained while I’m in the water by myself.” There’s a note of melancholy in some of Lowry’s social media posts that creates the impression she would prefer to have a traveling companion. A recent Snapchat photo featured a plate of pasta with a caption reading, “Dinner for one.” Kailyn’s conflicting emotions may have to do with the fact that she’s coping with a breakup and preparing for the pressures of becoming a single mother of three at the same time. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life “She wants to give him the opportunity to see his child being born,” says one insider on the subject of Lowry’s breakup with Lopez. “She never said Chris couldn’t be involved with his child. She would hope he would want that, but she won’t force it or chase him to do so.” Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the emotional rollercoaster that brought Kail to where she is today.
For the past week, rumors that Farrah Abraham is pregnant have been circulating non-stop on social media. Part of the reason that the unconfirmed reports refuse to go away is that Farrah’s number one coattail-rider, Simon Saran, insists on dropping hints that he and Farrah are expecting a child. So far, he’s favored relatively subtle methods, such as posting photos in which it looks like Farrah might be sporting a baby bump , but today he decided to kick it up several notches: Asked by Radar Online if Farrah is knocked up , Simon responded, “Yes, she’s 26 and pregnant.” Now, before you get too excited/devastated about the prospect of Abraham welcoming a second child, you should know that Simon has a unique sense of humor. And by “unique,” we mean bad, unfunny, and just generally very lame. Radar notes that Saran’s comment was “perhaps joking” when he made the remark. You might be asking yourself, how is it possible for such a straightforward statement to be a joke? That’s a good and difficult question that we feel qualified to answer, having endured the arduous task of scrolling through Simon’s Twitter page. You see, Saran thinks any word play-ish reference to the titles of Farrah’s reality shows is absolutely fall-down HIGH-larious. So when he says she’s “26 and pregnant,” that’s not necessarily his way of confirming that she’s actually pregnant. You have to imagine Simon nudging you in the ribs and saying, “Ya know? Like 16 and Pregnant !” It’s best to politely chuckle and hope that he’ll go away. The statement contradicts Simon’s earlier remarks on the subject, in which he blamed Farrah’s “baby bump photos” on … Dr. Pepper? Yeah, we don’t get it either. “She’s not pregnant. I believe she had too much Dr. Pepper to drink for breakfast that left her looking bloated,” he told Radar last week. Erm … is Dr. Pepper for breakfast, like, a pop-culture reference that went over our heads, or something? More likely, Simon is just batting .1000 with the nonsensical jokes lately and enjoying every second of the attention that comes with his ex-girlfriend possibly being pregnant. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs Naver change, homey. Just kidding, change immediately; your whole thing just isn’t working for us. Watch Teen Mom online for more of Simon’s wacky hijinks.
Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Picture this: Khloe Kardashian, except that she’s the mother of five or six children. Okay, now take some deep, relaxing breaths and calm down. No, we’re not ready for that future either. But it sounds like Tristan Thompson sure is. One of the subplots on this season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians was questions about Khloe’s fertility . Not just questions about whether or not she’s interested in having kids, but questions about whether or not she can . She’s only been dating basketball player Tristan Thompson since last September, so it seems a little premature for this kind of talk, right? But at the same time, some people want kids from relationships and some people don’t, and it’s good to know early on whether kids are even an option and who might be interested. Tristan seems to be more than just interested, but also … his idea of family planning is a little nuts. “Tristan and I definitely talk about starting a family,” Khloe told her sister Kim on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians season finale. “He wants to have five or six kids with me and that’s lovely. We could start at one and we could grow from there.” Whoa , there. Tristan already has a kid, but apparently he won’t be satisfied until he can populate a small island? Five is a huge number of children to have, even for a committed, long-term couple. Which they are not. But Khloe sounds like this could become reality sooner than any of us realize. “But now knowing I’m not on birth control is just like — it’s scary. It’s like a really big step.” Yeah, one child is a huge step. Children are adorable but a lot of work and the hugest responsibility. Six children is a step off a cliff into an infinite, chaotic abyss. We know that Kris Jenner had six kids, but it was over the course of a couple of decades. Also, like, you gotta love Kris, but she has zero chill about anything. But Kris Jenner is intensely maternal. She’s not just protective — she’s helpful and supportive. Even when she doesn’t necessarily agree. Remember when she probably straight-up bought a house for Rob after Blac Chyna got pregnant? It’s because she had the means to and because she was supportive. Khloe has a … different temperament. Honestly, and maybe it’s just because she’s on camera, but Khloe can sometimes come across as a little emotionally unbalanced . And you know how meddling and controlling Khloe can be towards her grown-up adult siblings? Imagine that but she’s a mother. So … it sounds like she has some things to work past, first. Khloe’s siblings haven’t really had the best luck in terms of romance. Sure, Kim’s happy now, but let’s not forget that Kanye isn’t her first husband. Kourtney and Scott were happily together for years, but we’ve all seen how that turned out. Rob and Blac Chyna’s highly publicized relationship fizzled and died before the world’s eyes. Kendall and Kylie are younger so they haven’t had any disasters on quite that scale — because they haven’t gotten married or had kids. Unless you count every moment of Kylie dating Tyga as a disaster, anyway. Looking at all of that, is Khloe really ready to even discuss having kids with a guy she hasn’t even been dating for a year? Ultimately, if Khloe had gotten pregnant right after that episode was filmed, we’d probably know it by now. Or soon, anyway. So maybe it was just talk to raise drama or to float the idea by her family and fans. And even if she and Tristan do have plans to give the Duggars a run for their money, it’ll probably just happen with one baby at a time. Considering how agonizing pregnancy can be for some people, especially for Kim, maybe one will be enough for Khloe. But … maybe not. We may all need to brace ourselves for that on the horizon. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Make Out. HARD.
