Life is imitating art for Sarah Drew. The Grey’s Anatomy actress, whose character of April Kepner discovered on the May finale of this ABC hit that she’s pregnant, is now expecting a child herself as well. Drew and husband Peter Lanfer are already parents to a two-and-a-half year old son named Micah. “Peter and I are delighted to announce our pregnancy,” Drew tells People. “We can’t wait to introduce Micah to his little brother or sister.” Drew added that she’s “very, very lucky” to have a child such as Micah, one who throws the occasional tantrum yet is generally “sweet and funny and such a good boy.” Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 kicks off on Thursday, September 25 at 8/7c. Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2014 1. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson is pregnant! She’s expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac
Toronto native Cassandra Blackwel developed an interesting strategy for getting over her ex-boyfriend: photoshopping pictures of Beyonce over his face! In starting her Beyoncify My Boyfriend project (and Tumblr page), she said, “If imagining yourself at your happiest with Beyonce doesn’t help, I don’t know what will.” No arguments here. And yes, she knows that when it comes to photoshop skills, these are about as far from professional as you’ll find on the Internet. Not that she’s concerned. “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop . I’m not trying to professionally cover him.” “I’m just slapping him with Beyonce, and people are really responding to that … it’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.” Touche. Girl Photoshops Beyonce Over Boyfriend in Photos 1. Beyoncify My Life! When you want to get rid of your boyfriend but keep the photos of yourself, who better to paste over him than Queen Bey?
Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth. Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but threatened promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth. Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but threatened promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the “actress” looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby. Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form. On the left, we’ve got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night’s coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera. We kid. She’s probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else’s vomit. In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we’re pretty sure Courtney’s been legally dead for months. Fortunately, Lindsay is still doing all of her partying in Europe, where recent highlights include Lohan falling down drunk at an Italian film festival. So these days she’s kinda like the situation in Gaza. Technically not our problem, but eventually the rest of the world might expect us to get involved. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better!
And the Teen Mom wars continue! The feud between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham kicked off last year when Catelynn critiqued Farrah’s porn performance, hilariously claiming that Abraham sounded like a “dying horse” on camera. Since then, shots have been fired every few months, and things heated up recently when Farrah threw shade at Catelynn and her husband for having another kid, leading Catelynn to attack Farrah for being a porn star (again). Generally, Farrah is the one who can’t seem to shut up about Catelynn, but the roles were reversed on Twitter this week when Lowell offered her opinion on Farrah’s new gig as a sex toy pitchwoman Surprise! She doesn’t think it’s cool: Catelynn retweeted a photo that Farrah had posted featuring a shelf of toys molded to resemble Farrah’s vadge and b-hole. “This is gross,” Catelynn tweeted along with the pic. “Bet her parents r proud.” Not sure, but we think she’s being sarcastic on that last part. While it’s always a pleasure to see someone call out Farrah for being the opportunistic prostitute that she is (No, really, Farrah Abraham might be a prostitute ), the best part of all this is that Farrah is almost certain to fire back. What sort of nonsensical insanity will come out of her mouth this time?! 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Historically, Farrah Abraham’s behavior has often defied description, not to mention consistency, logic, truth and really any semblance of sense. You can’t take anything she says at face value, including what she’s revealing this week about the dark past that made her who she is at present. Then again, if these shocking revelations are true, that might actually explain a lot about her some of the decisions and comments she’s made lately. According to Farrah Abraham , in a new interview with In Touch , she endured beatings when she was a child and several brutal rapes as an adult. “Violence has been a big part of my life,” she says, claiming now-divorced parents Debra Danielson and Michael Abraham “would beat me with a belt if I acted out.” “I had cuts, bruise, welts, swelling and scars,” she tells the celebrity gossip site. “The abuse tore me down and at times made me feel like not living.” As a result, she turned to plastic surgery for a self-esteem boost, spending more then $30,000 on a nose job, chin implant, Botox and two boob jobs. “Abuse made me feel that I’m never attractive enough,” she says. “I try to be so perfect.” There was also the whole foray into porn. Sorry, “sex tape.” Speaking of which, she says she continued to endure more pain after the staged “sex tape” video with porn star James Deen “leaked” last year. In the PR blitz following its release, Abraham said she surrounded herself with “the wrong type of people” at porn conventions, strip joints, and clubs. “I was drugged and raped more than once. It was a dark time,” she adds. “But I’m much more aware now, and I’m determined to break the pattern.” “I still have a lot of issues,” Abraham admits, but with the help of Couples Therapy (even if she’s on the show solo), she says she’s getting better. We can only hope. 15 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either.
