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Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings of the Day

There is something magical about young ass…and everyone knows it…especially women you meet in their 30s who are insecure everytime you look at a young girls ass…cuz nowadays you can’t leave your house without seeing all the glory a young girl ass provides…not to mention these 30 year olds once had young girl ass and know they’ve lost it…not matter how many squats they do at the gym….you see cuz there is this small window of opportunity…where the young ass is womanly enough to not be creepy…round and lovely…firm and defying gravity….and I think Dakota Fanning’s at that point in her aging process, cuz good pants may help an ass look rockin…only to take those pants of an experience sadness…but being a 18 makes seems to make an ass rockin’ with or without the pants…which is what we like…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden Annoying in Her Gold Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Richie Fake Titties in Glamour Magazine of the Day

The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets A Little Sexy

I’ve got to say that for a career single lady, I guess she’d be considered a spinster now, Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually looking pretty good. I would have assumed she’d be pretty fat and most likely covered in cat hair, but she’s keeping it together. Here she is all tightly packed into a nice little dress yesterday. I like it. She must be so happy that Kim Kardashian came along and made big fat asses popular.

Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

Jessica Alba Wrestles of the Day

I am guessing that Alba is in some shitty movie where one of the genius scenes was to have her jump into the wrestling ring with some dude and beat him, while fully clothed….when everyone knows the only wrestling a bitch should do is either half naked our on my dick….but I assume that since she’s just had her second kid, strapping her vagina in jeans was a safe bet as to not have her labia flapping in the wind, getting injured by dude accidentally shoving his entire fist in her accidentally….you know how it is ladies who have kids….things will never be the same again….. Luckily for Alba, she’s still hot enough to watch squat and roll….no matter how big her vagina may be. I’m still a fan and hope her comeback involves way more nudity. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Julia Roberts in her Bikini of the Day

I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

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First Look At Hilary Duff’s Post Baby Body

Now that Hilary Duff has squeezed a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, I’ve been waiting patiently to see how her hotness has rebounded. Here she is out running some errands giving us a first look at her post baby body. Not bad. The booty looks good in those tight jeans and her new mommy breasts are quite lovely. All in all, everything looks to be in order. I don’t want to think about all the weird loose skin happening around the midriff. Eww.