Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits? Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…
If I was Paul McCartney’s daughter, I’d probably stare at my vagina for a few hours….maybe insert random objects into me to see if it fits…then counting my inheritance…before pretending to be a fashion designer, because I can’t just live in my father’s musical shadows…I would need my own self worth, based on my last name and the money he game me to invest… Then I would make better videos than this boring ass shit, starring who the fuck cares, but it’s still a 300 viewed underwear ad….almost up there with her competition and/or ghetto Victoria’s Secret… The post Stella McCartney Lingerie Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is promoting a new album. This is what happens when a mom of one gets a divorce…at really any age, you know focusing on either her career, or trying to get as much male attention as possible by getting naked, half naked, putting on a push up bra, and hitting the night clubs or party scene, to fill the void that is her vagina, thanks to spending a solid few years in what is pretty much prison, even if that prison involved cheating on your significant other on a regular basis….is still a fucking prison because you have to deal with the motherfucker… Anyway, she’s still got it going on, but she may want to look into a new graphic designer, because this shit looks bootleg and from the back of something you’d pick up in China town…but you’ll still jerk off to it because…you’re weird. The post Hilary Duff Has a New Album of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson was getting off a helicopter and was seen grabbing at her vagina for what could be a number of reasons… The first…that she considers her vagina her holy grail and she doesn’t want anything bad happening to it, which can’t be true because she’s’ done all kinds of bad things to it from babies to all the actors she’s had inside her…which leads to the second reason she’s grabbing at her vagina…maybe it is damaged and beat up and scabbed and she fears the wind will blow part of that is hanging from a string of flesh away..ruining her forever….or maybe…she just doesn’t want anyone seeing what could either be heaven because it lures men in…or a nightmare because it has lured men in….right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in.. We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares.. Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT The post Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone is talking about Lindsay Lohan because the only way she gets attention is when it has to do with community service and other bullshit…when really all she should be getting attention for is how amazing and talented she is….and more importantly…she should be getting attention for her panties, because I just care about her panties, the toxins that are embedded deep in her panties, the vagina that the toxins are attached in her panties, and figuring out how to get my hands on these to sniff until I throw up…I mean look at this dopey bloated face I want to gaze into and sing love songs to. The post Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
January Jones is the girl who I can assume either had one too many abortions and had to bring her kid to fruition because it was at the point of ridiculous…or she’s a feminist who just wanted to have a kid of her own without all the bullshit of a dude in the mis…or she got knocked up by someone she wasn’t supposed to…who probably has a lot of money and figured she’d take the buy out option of monthly checks… Or was that Katherine Heigl? Whatever he motivation is…whether she’s the single mom with the secret dad or not…she’s pulling shorts out of her vagina…cuz I guess pulling things out of her vag is her favorite party trick…right/ TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post January Jones Picks Her Frontal Wedgie of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a pretty obscure video of some dude…who clearly listens to hip hop trying to pick up a girl in front of her boyfriend…who plays it off pretty cool, possibly because he is scared the dude has a gun, maybe because they staged it, maybe because he hates his girl and wants her taken away by an aggressive dude…and the fact is that every gril I know loves aggessive dudes, this is the kind of shit they are looking for, so you should try this next time you see a girl, whether she’s with a dude or not, like your animal instinct take over….cuz you know part of this girl, mainly her vagina is turned on by this… If you don’t like that…here’s a couple who has the loudest Sex in Brooklyn of the DAy The post Here’s a Dude Trying to Pick Up Another Dude’s Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show… She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome. Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world…. Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that.. The post Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Behati Prinsloo is the Vagina that secured the most irritating popstar in the history of popstars…Adam Levine…and tricked him into marriage because being from wherever the fuck you name your kid Behati….means that she just wants the American dream and a guy who is always on the radio…and who is always on TV…represents that dream…on some David Hasselhoff level… So she’s now going to live the good life as soon as she gets knocked up and live happily every after on child support when he runs off with other fresher models…seeing as nothing lasts forever…unless of course the moral code and values programmed into her from her mother country…a place they name their kids Behati is a place where dudes can do whatever the fuck they want to do….which works for egotistical assholes who think they are important because their record sales and celebrity is… Who cares…he’s the worst, but she’s not so bad… Here she is in some Shitty bikini catalog campaign…. The post Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .