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Jesus Take The Wheel: Arkansas Woman Murdered After Posting SnapChat Video Of Boyfriend Holding Gun To Her Head

Woman Murdered After Posting SnapChat Of Boyfriend Aiming Gun At Her 21-year-old Stephanie Hernandez was found dead in Little Rock, Arkansas with a gunshot to her head mere hours after posting photos of guns, ammo and a video of her 20-year-old boyfriend, Rafael Gonzalez, holding a pistol behind her head. According to police, the home that the two shared was ransacked and covered in her blood. Rafael was popped the following day and charged with first degree murder. The police still don’t have a clear motive for Stephanie’s murder, but a friend of hers told KATV that Rafael was a “bad influence” and that their relationship was very tumultuous. R.I.P. to this young woman. Shady azz Rafael got some serious ‘splainin’ to do. See the rest of the disturbing photos after the flip. Image via SnapChat

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Dear Bossip: I Married My Nigerian Husband & Now He’s Living In Another State

Dear Bossip , Me and my husband have been married for five years, and all those years I always have done everything. My husband is from Nigeria. I even put up all the money and fees to get him here. We have three children, two adopted by me before we got together, and our 2 year old that we have together. We were best friends for 8 years before even getting together, so naturally, I thought all would be great. I was wrong. Two weeks after having our son my husband arrived. It seemed once he arrived things would change. I was off from work after having our son and things were limited and stressful. You know when you start learning to live with someone full-time things change, such as arguments and problems. Many of the issues revolve around him wanting his name being added to my home. I had I thought gladly, but learning from my past mistakes something told me be careful. So, I told him that I would and I’d even sign an agreement if I knew he was contributing. I would be glad to add his name, and then I offered we could buy a new home. But, in the meantime, let’s learn each other and adjust to being a family first and get things worked out with so many changes happening. However, when our son turned six months old he left to go to another state saying he was only going to be gone three months because he wanted to get some job training. I told him it really wasn’t a good time to leave and he went anyway. By this time, I was thinking of quitting my job, but I returned to work and was taking our son to daycare, even though he agreed we would work different shifts to care for him because of the expense of daycare. All of this was happening, and I was about to tell him about quitting my job and possibly putting his name on the house. As this point I was still paying everything and I just did not want anymore issues. But, his approach stopped me in my tracks. His three month had turned in to almost three years with every little excuse of why he hasn’t moved back. Now, he’s in Atlanta, and he only comes home every three to five month for only a week. I pay all the bills in the home, and all the childcare for our children, including all the insurance. He asked me on several occasions to get loans ranging from $1,500 to $4,000 dollars. He said it was to help get his business started so that he can help take care of his family. I got the loans and still nothing has come of it other than my credit being ruin. I ended up being stuck paying the loans after he said, “Baby, no, I am going to pay the monthly bill.” I try to help every time he calls asking for money because he’s my husband and I want him to succeed. But, I told him that I have dreams, too, but I still have to take care of the family while pursuing them. I don’t think it’s fair to leave me hanging and putting everything on me. Also, every time I bring up that he is never here for our anniversary, birthday, or Valentine’s Day it’s a problem with him. The two times we did do something it was on our anniversary. I paid for everything just so that he would spend time with me on that day. I keep telling him that this is a problem and he says that I need to be patient, and that he has a dream and it’s going to take time. Yet, when I try to talk to him about the issue he likes to blame me for everything going wrong in our marriage. He even asked for a DNA test on our son once when he got mad at me. I finally got tired of him using that so I paid for it myself to get it done and of course our son is his. But, I’m tired of it. My family said I should get out of this marriage. I asked my brothers about putting his name on the house and they said that it’s crazy, and they find it funny that he is not contributing anything but he wants his name on the house. Why is it such a big deal? Why not buy another home together? I told him that if he didn’t want to be married to me, or if I’m such a bad wife, then let me know so I can give up and move on. But, he says no, I love you still and he’s trying to build things for our family and that he wants things. I told my brothers that a lot of men when they get married would want their name on the home, and I can understand that it is only fair. But, they said, “Yeah, but most men would also help pay the bills and take care of their family.” They also said that this man is up to something. He’s already shown me that when things get tough, he will leave. He even calls me names when he is angry. Yet, I have been helping him and doing what he asks of me. This makes me hesitant with putting his name on my home. I even put my only car up and almost lost my home trying to get money for him. But, he gets mad and doesn’t understand why I will not put his name on the house, or file income taxes with him. I have seen what he can do and it’s not good. So, I stopped getting loans and I refuse to put his name on the house unless something changes for the better. Even when he moved to Atlanta, I did not know until I was talking to him and he said he moved to there. I was a little thrown off.  I am supposed to be your wife, and there wasn’t even a discussion about him moving. I don’t want to fail at marriage, again. I love him, but I am starting to hate him. I am so tired as I work full-time, go to school, raise the children, and I help him because he won’t get a regular job. And, I pay for everything. But, I can’t even get a call from him or even get him to take me out for a special occasion. I can’t even get a text on Valentine’s Day or on my birthday. I guess I am not even worth a phone call. I know people are thinking why would I have a baby with him knowing I wasn’t ready and we hadn’t lived together.  I was told I could not have children, but after adopting my two older children I found I was pregnant after I got back from Nigeria. I was pregnant so I figure it was God’s will. I am sorry this email is so long, but I am lost and I don’t know if it is wrong of me to feel this way. Should I do what all my family and friends say, as they tell me that I need to divorce him? – Married But Alone Dear Ms. Married But Alone , Please get the divorce from your husband, TODAY! You are not in a marriage. He is using you. He has used you to get him to the United States, and he’s been using you for your money. And, now he wants you to put his name on your home so that he can take that from you. Don’t do it! Follow your instincts and do not put his name on your home. You will end up homeless, destitute, and even more in loan debt. RUN FROM THIS MAN! I really don’t understand how you went to Nigeria, met this man, got pregnant, then, got married and decided to bring him to the U.S. Why? For what purposes? He has been nothing but a burden. He hasn’t done anything to show you that he is interested in marriage, or that he even loves you. I swear as soon as you got off the plane in Nigeria they all saw you coming. You had boo-boo the fool stamped on your forehead. Did you even notice that as soon as he gets to the U.S. he leaves you and tells you that he is going to another state for some job training. Uhm, sweetie, really? He was able to find a job that took him to another state, even when you asked him not to go. And, then, he calls you and tells you that he’s moved to Atlanta. But, hold up, he’s been there for nearly three years!!!! How the hell does that work? Girl, there ain’t no amount of love, sex, or holding out for things to get better with this man. Open your eyes and see what is going on. He is using you. He’s manipulated you. Chile, that fool is in another state with another woman. He is running game on you and all the women he’s probably met. Yes, he is probably slanging that Nigeria peen to any woman willing to believe his lies. And, in the process he is getting money out of all of you, and what’s sad is that you all are giving it to him! You are taking out loans up to $4,000 to give him for some pipe dream he is selling you. I can’t! Get you a divorce lawyer and put him on child support. Yup, teach his ass a lesson. He wants to play and manipulate and deceive you into some lie that he wants to build a marriage and family with you, but he’s not even home, not living with you, and, this fool is another state living another life. Girl, bye! He doesn’t spend time with you or his son. He doesn’t call or text you on your birthday or holidays. Hell, he doesn’t even show up. GET THE DIVORCE and save yourself and your family. This marriage was a bust before it even began. The moment he asked you to pay the fees and provide all the financial resources to get him to the U.S., you should have known it was a red flag. Then, when he gets here he wants you to put his name on your home. HELL NAW! He is out of his rabbit ass mind. He doesn’t have a job. He can’t contribute financially to the household. He is a liability. And, ever since he’s gotten here he has gone missing in action. But, ma’am, you should have gotten a clue and saw all of this from the very beginning. It’s damn near three years later, and he is still using the same bull-ish lines on you and you’re falling for it. Let this marriage go. You’re not married. You got a man from Nigeria to the U.S. This is a lesson learned. Don’t ever do this again. Never. Ever. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? S hare your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean:  loveandrelationships@bossip.com  Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter:   @ terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook, click  HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria    Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click  HERE!      

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Dear Bossip: I Don’t Want To Get Married, But He’s Planning A Wedding

Dear Bossip , I have been in a relationship since I was 16 years old. I married my first husband at 17 and had our first and second child. He was in the military, and, a bit older than I, but he died in 2003 leaving me with a 2 year old and a 6 year old. I moved to a state I had never even visited. In 2004, I began dating a friend of mine, we will call him “Don.” Don knew that I never wanted to get married again nor did I want more children. We became best friends and we began a relationship. During our relationship he asked me to marry him and I declined. Year 5 I became pregnant with our twins, which, yes, gives me a total of 4 children. All of these years Don has helped my raise my 2 older children, and since the twins are his only kids, and we love each other, we bought a home together.  He is a great father to all my children and he doesn’t separate them or show differences. My oldest is the only girl and she thinks Don basically walks on water and can do no wrong. Don is loving, caring, and everything a woman can want in a man. I love him and don’t ever want to live without him. I don’t deal with anything like other women complain about such as cheating, baby mama drama, etc. So, why am I writing you? Don has had this ring for a while that I found when I was doing something I wasn’t supposed to be doing. (Since your readers are very judgmental, I bought a pretty pink gun that was too expensive and I was hiding it in the back of our gun safe.)  I panicked when I saw the ring and I asked my closest friends (all male and family) what should I do. Everyone that I asked told me that if he asks me again and I don’t say yes our relationship will be over. So, he asked me after Valentine’s Day (I hate Valentine’s Day). I didn’t say yes or no at first, but he was taking it really hard so I said yes. I don’t wear the ring much, but it is very pretty. He wants to get married next year. He’s hired a wedding planner, paid for the church and reception, and he is being really great. He stops people when he sees I am getting uncomfortable by questions and details. And, he tells me all I have to do is get my dress and show up. It really means allot to him, but my problem is I don’t want to get married. We have a great life, more than most married people, we are still best friends and I love everything about him. I think he knows I don’t want to get married, but not the reason why. Here’s the thing: A few years ago we were drinking with friends and he was very drunk. I tried to get him to leave and we started arguing. In the argument he said he didn’t love me. I don’t know why he said it. I was crushed and I don’t think I’m over it. I am not an emotional person so people can’t tell when I am hurt. Although, this happened years ago, I have read your advice enough to know that when people tell you something then believe them. I don’t like excuses but he says he doesn’t remember saying this, and his grandmother had just died, hence the getting drunk. I want to spend the rest of my life with him, but do I have to get married to do it? Am I really just an idiot? – Don’t Want To Get Married Dear Ms. Don’t Want To Get Married , You two have a serious communication problem, and you don’t respect one another. You ignore each other’s requests because both of you are going to do what you want to do regardless of what the other person wants. Thus, he is forcing you to marry him because he doesn’t care what you want. He wants what he wants. But, let’s back up for a minute. You met this guy and told him that you didn’t want to get married or have any more children. Yet, you get pregnant by him, have his children, and decide to buy a house together. Sweetie, you obviously didn’t listen to yourself, and follow your own words. If you didn’t want to have any more children, then why did you have his twins? Why not use protection, and not have unprotected sex? Why did you have more children, out of wedlock, and then buy a house together? You explicitly said no more children and no marriage. So, you reneged on your own word. And, you should have known that if you bought a house together, and you want to play family that eventually he would want to get married, especially if he asked you previously to marry him. He wasn’t going to drop the issue, so you fooled yourself into believing it was over. He wants to be married, and he is making you do it regardless of your wishes. That’s problematic. If you and he would have had a serious conversation about marriage, and you would have listened to one another, then you wouldn’t be in this predicament now. You would have known this relationship would not work out because you two want different things. It would have been much easier to walk away before you had more children, and bought a house together. Thus, it leads me to believe that you don’t follow your own rules or being a person of your word. And, neither does he. Once you had his children, he probably felt he can change your mind. So, instead of asking you or hearing your wishes, he does what he wants, and he does it according to his plan. He is going to marry you and you are going to go along with the plan. Just like you had his children. He bought a ring knowing you don’t want to get married, and when you reluctantly didn’t give him the answer he wanted he proceeded with his plan because ultimately you said yes. So, he is planning the wedding, coordinating the reception, paying for things, and he’s told you that all you have to do is buy a dress and show up. Who does that? Who pushes another person into doing something they don’t want to do? Who pressures someone and makes them feel obligated? Oh, yeah, your desperate-to-be-married fiancé. By the way, I agree with your other male friends. If you had told him no when he asked you to marry him, then the relationship would have been over. I know you want to save it, and you feel he is a great man whom you want to spend the rest of your life with. But, if you two are not on the same page, and you have different goals and objectives in life, then saying yes to appease someone is not going to make you happy in the long run. You will forever be a part of their plans, their goals, and their objectives. You will always be appeasing the other for the sake of not wanting to hurt their feelings. You will live to regret it sooner or later, and you will eventually begin to resent them. Ma’am, this is not going to work. If you don’t want to be married, and you are committed to not being married, then you need to tell him and stop these shenanigans. You have to be honest with him and tell him the truth. Otherwise, you are going to be miserable, angry, and depressed in your marriage because it’s something you don’t want. You are not even involved in the process. How miserable you must feel and be that he is excited about something you have no desire or excitement around. You are not even helping to plan your own wedding. I am sure that when the day approaches you are going to get even more miserable, angry, and depressed, and you may possibly stand him up at the altar. Address this situation now and talk with him about this serious problem you both have. You don’t listen to each other. You don’t respect one another’s wishes, thus, you don’t respect your relationship. You both have agendas and goals, but they are not the same agenda and goals. You two want different things, especially as it relates to being married. It is a big step in being married. Before you go through with this you have to know the seriousness of this major life event. You’ve already committed to two other major life events – having more children out of wedlock, and buying a home together. The deeper this gets, the worse it will be to get out of. Also, you stated that part of the reason you don’t want to get married is over something he said and him not being in love with you. He doesn’t remember it, but it apparently had a serious impact on you. Get into couples therapy and address these issues. They are underlying problems that you are not working on in your relationship. Marriage is not going to solve or fix these problems. You are going into a marriage reluctantly, unhappily, and against your wishes. Yes, it may end your relationship, but you will be happy in the long run. You won’t be doing something that you don’t want to do. And, he will continue to be a great father to his children, and be a vital part of their lives. But, it just won’t be with you and he together. And, do not stay with a man for the sake of the children. You mentioned your eldest daughter loves him and adores him. Thus, it leads me to believe that you are marrying him for the sake of your children. Bad move. Don’t do it for the children. Do it for you. Besides, there are plenty of men out there who are not interested in being married, and would love to be a father to your children. You don’t have to settle and you don’t have to do something you don’t want to do in order to keep a man. He sounds great, and he appears to be genuine, but if you are not listening to one another, respecting each other’s wishes, and working together toward the same goals, then this will not work and you will end up regretting your decision later. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean:  loveandrelationships@bossip.com  Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter:   @ terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook, click  HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop  (Atria    Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click  HERE!      

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You Big Dummy: Man Steals Jewelry At Gunpoint But Brings It Back Because…

It was fake . Robber Complains That Stolen Jewelry Is Fake A Miami man was recently arrested after authorities say he robbed a man at gunpoint, took off running and returned moments later to complain that the pilfered goods were fake. NBC Miami reports: A man accused of snatching jewelry from a Miami Beach tourist then becoming angry over the quality of the merchandise was behind bars Thursday. Daniel Sion Palmer, 26, is charged with armed robbery, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving and possession of a suspended license, police said. Palmer was being held without bond Thursday. It was unknown if he has an attorney. The incident happened about 3 a.m. on South Beach, near 11th Street and Ocean Drive, when Palmer allegedly pointed a gun at a man from New York, grabbed his gold chain and then took off. Police say Palmer apparently was not satisfied with his freshly stolen jewelry, and so he approached the victim again a block away, near 10th Street, just so he could tell him the jewelry was fake. “That was a brazen move and because of that he was able to be apprehended,” Det. Ernesto Rodriguez said. The victim was able to flag police down and point out Palmer, who was now driving a Mercedes. Investigators say he sped across 8th street, then down Collins Avenue, disregarding the police officers who had turned on their lights and sirens. He then drove onto the MacArthur Causeway, and was arrested there. Erika Allgaier, visiting from Boston, wouldn’t think twice about wearing jewelry in south Florida. “You feel safe when you’re in Miami, you shouldn’t feel you should be threatened by someone or someone coming up and taking your jewelry,” Allgaier said. SMH…you…big…dummy.

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Matt Barnes Apologizes To James Harden’s Mom For Telling Her To “Suck My D**k, Bi**h!”

Matt Barnes Apologizes To James Harden’s Mom For Rude Comments Clippers baller Matt Barnes recently got in trouble for telling James Harden’s mom to do something pretty nasty to his man-meat. The baller know says he has apologized for his disrespectful comments about Harden ‘s mama… Via TMZ : James Harden’s mother tells TMZ Sports … Matt Barnes PERSONALLY APOLOGIZED Wednesday night … after the L.A. Clippers star hurled an extremely rude comment to her during last night’s NBA playoff game. Monja Willis wouldn’t tell us exactly what Barnes said to her at the Toyota Center in Houston during Game 2 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals … saying, “We’ll leave that on the court.” What we do know … Matt’s comment really pissed off one of Monja’s other sons — who was sitting next to her during the game and heard it … and confronted Barnes after the final buzzer. Willis tells us … “My older son walked over to him and told him to apologize … and he did.” Monja says, “What he told me was that he would never want to disrespect anyone’s mother because his mother passed from cancer … and that he was sorry.” “I accept his apology.” But… Matt Barnes still ain’t isht!

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Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 cast release date

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Original Release Date on April 17, 2015. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a 2015 American action comedy film directed by Andy Fickman and written by Kevin James and Nick Bakay. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 Cast Kevin James as Paul Blart Neal McDonough as Vincent Daniella Alonso as Divina Martinez David Henrie as Lane Raini Rodriguez as Maya Blart Loni Love as Donna Ericone D. B. Woodside as Robinson Eduardo Verástegui as Eduardo Nicholas Turturro as Nick Manero Gary Valentine as Sau

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Meet Hottie Alberte Valentine

I don’t know too much about  Alberte Valentine here, but I know what I like. And I’m definitely liking the Denmark hottie after seeing this super-hot shoot she did with Rubén Suárez. I’m guessing Alberte’s new to the business, since I haven’t heard of her before, and if no sleazy bloggers have offered to marry and divorce her in order to help further her career yet, I’d love to be the first.

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Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day

I don’t know who this model Alberte Valentine is, but the last Albert I saw naked or half naked posing erotically, was an Albert that I never wanted to see naked or half naked, because he was a fat black homeless man..rolling around in the public fountain a few summers ago while on what I can only assume was bath salts… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t care what a girl’s name is, whether it is a black man’s name or a Spanish name, I just care that skinny girls around the world are linking up with photographers because everyone is a photographer, making a ridiculous amount of content for you to masturbate to, guised as fashion / art or photography…when really it’s just photoshoots for the sake of trying to get famous…and in doing that they do it half naked…which works for me… The post Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Defends "Fifty Shades of Johnson" Photos: These Things Happen!

Jessica Simpson’s husband is just so hard to resist, she makes no apologies for the pair of “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos she posted on Valentine’s Day. Asked about the sexy pics on the Today show Friday, she just responded, “Those kinda happen sometimes. I am not shy to be in love with my husband!” Oh yes. These racy Jessica Simpson pics just happen sometimes. Indeed, after five years together, Simpson can’t say enough good things about former NFL player Eric Johnson, 35, whom she married in July 2014. “Marriage is unbelievable,” Jessica told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me.” Mini-me Maxwell, 2, and Ace, 20 months, are a couple of cuties, even if her daughter is a handful who knows how to assert herself. Says the proud mom: “She’s feistier [than me]. I’m much more reserved, and she’s very opinionated, even though she’s 2. I mean, I’m opinionated, but I don’t yell it in your face!” No, but she will reenact Fifty Shades of Grey scenes with her man and post them to Instagram. Wonder what little Maxi will think of those snaps someday. At least they didn’t reenact the tampon scene . Small victories. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Up Next: ” 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 7 Recap: The Rage of Spencer Pratt!

Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 7 featured the exorcism of the cast’s personal demons … or at least that was the idea behind this latest installment. For the increasingly unhinged Spencer Pratt, this took on a new meaning, and may have worked a little too well, as it nearly turned him into a demon. Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 7 Online The gist of Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 7 was helping the celebrity (term used loosely) couples find out if they still have a future together. Jim and Elizabeth Carroll examined their relationships by putting them through a tough challenge: coming face-to-face with their personal demons. As you can see when you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , emotions ran high when the cast members were forced to take a hard look at themselves. Syleena Johnson admits that she was molested as a child. Heidi Montag opens up about being molested several times as a very young child, too. Aviva Drescher talks impersonally about the childhood accident that caused her to lose a leg. She shows no emotion or interest in opening up, however. The other stars feel like Aviva isn’t going all in. Jim has the same feeling about Spencer Pratt , who unlike Aviva, admits he has his guard up a little. Or a lot. Pratt is still smarting over the fact that he feels he was RUINED by a reality TV producer who cast him as the “villain” on MTV’s The Hills . “I have to be extra guarded now, Spencer Pratt tells Jim, because of his fear that his persona will be abused and “manipulated by reality TV producers.” “Do you think the producers here want to do that?” Jim asks, genuinely. “I have suspicions,” Spencer replies, even though he signed up for this. The Marriage Boot Camp stars are then forced to admit who in their life has hurt them the most and must choose between two doors, Forgive or Forget. Syleena chooses to forgive her father, and when she walks through the door, he is standing on the other side … and takes no responsibility for anything. Wow. Heidi Montag admits she’s still bitter at none other than Lauren Conrad , and a therapist stands in for LC, who admits being a really bad friend. Finally, Spencer had to confront the producer he says destroyed his life, past and future … played by Jim Carroll, who was REALLY egging him on! Pratt ultimately forgives the producer, but for a moment it really looked like he had lost touch with reality and was going to cold cock Jim on the spot. With these loons, you never can assume anything … Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years 1. Spencer and Heidi on July 4 View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ring in our nation’s birthday. As only they can. 2. Spencer and Heidi: Photographers View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turn the tables on the paps. 3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Kiss View Photo We’ve never seen Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag kiss before. Oh wait, we totally have. Just not this morning until now. That would be the better summation. 4. 3 Boobs View Photo Yep, that’s pretty much what you’re looking at here. Three boobs and a lot of hot air. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Classic Spencer and Heidi View Photo These were the days, when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used to just pose for pictures and stir up trouble on The Hills. Nowadays it’s kind of gone to $h!t. 6. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on CBB View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Celebrity Big Brother. Look at them, doing their thing. 7. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are Tools View Photo That doesn’t mean we don’t love these two, but let’s be honest. Tools. Absolute tools. 8. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Celebrate View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate getting back together (and banking another $10,000 for this photo shoot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Photograph View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrate his 30th birthday party. Yes, they are still around. 10. Spencer and Heidi, Playboy Cover View Photo Spencer Pratt holds the Playboy cover featuring Heidi Montag. She’s not looking too hot, to be perfectly honest with you here. 11. Spencer and Heidi Image View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills and celebrity gossip fame pose for photos at the 4th annual “Road To A Cure” gala in L.A. 12. Another Spencer and Heidi Photo View Photo Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the hottest couple in the history of … well, they’re not really all that hot. Unless by hot you mean repulsive. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Heidi and Spencer Volunteering View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt volunteer on Christmas. 14. Heidi and Spencer at the Zoo View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are doing well these days. It’s almost like they were never divorcing in the first place. 15. Heidi and Spencer in Vegas View Photo Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit Las Vegas for a special Valentine’s Day excursion. This is nauseating but hilarious at the same time. 16. Heidi Montag and Spencer Kiss View Photo Gross. We know. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Photo View Photo A photo of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in happier times. These two just work together, and will be together forever … oh wait, they’re reportedly splitting up. Knew it had to happen at some point. 18. Heidi Montag Nude View Photo Heidi Montag nude is a beautiful thing. Well, not really, unless you’re Spencer Pratt. We can take it or leave it, honestly. But in any case, this is Heidi Montag nude, in Playboy, and possibly in the bed where Spencer gives her 20-30 orgasms a day. Her words! 19. Spencer Pratt, Director View Photo Spencer Pratt fancies himself a movie director now. He’s definitely an entertaining guy, at least. 20. Heidi Montag Playboy Pic View Photo Heidi Montag in Playboy is a bit of a disappointment. You would see the same amount of coverage in any Victoria’s Secret catalog, and the women would actually be gorgeous. Imagine that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Spencer Pratt with a Gun View Photo It is what it is. Spencer Pratt with a gun. If that doesn’t strike fear, or laughter in your heart, we don’t know what will. 22. Heidi and Spencer Pratt Picture View Photo Spencer and Heidi Pratt are somehow still around … and married! The End. Did you like Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Photos: Through the Years? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? 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Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 7 Recap: The Rage of Spencer Pratt!