As documented earlier on this Valentine’s Day 2015, a handful of adventurous boyfriends out there have come up with 33 unusually romantic ways to propose to their loved ones. It’s incredible, and inspiring, to see the lengths some will go to in order to create a lifelong memory. The same can be said for those featured in the following photo gallery, we guess… only they may not have created the type of memories they originally set out to create. 15 Cringeworthy Proposals 1. If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY! 2. Emoji Are For Lovers Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. 3. Put a Wing On It Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed. 4. Cupid’s Arrow Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Will You Facebook Me? This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot. 6. Fur-real? Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind. 7. Spelling Counts We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. 8. That’s Amore This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rock, Paper, Marriage This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair. 10. Our Love Is Like A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride…. 11. So Fresh and So Clean, Clean She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe. 12. Tattoos Are Forever Their relationship probably isn’t. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. With This Ring… I thee WEED. 14. And It Was All Yellow This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez. 15. Yoda One That I Want This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk. The End. Did you like 15 Cringeworthy Proposals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Who are we to judge someone who popped the question in an aquarium? Or via Facebook? Or while dressed as Garfield? Or via a message on the inside of a pizza box? No one, really. We’re just folks with a bit of common sense. But, look, to anyone featured above who got an affirmative answer in response to life’s most important question… more power to you! That’s all that matters in the end.
Sorry, supermarket tabloid covers around the world. Miley Cyrus has NOT been dumped by Patrick Schwarzenegger . In fact, Miley and her boyfriend of four months are going very strong, thank you very much! The handsome son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver posted a selfie with on Valentine’s Day this weekend and wrote as a simple and sweet caption: “Luckiest guy in the world.” The stars began dating in November 2014… and have been pretty much inseparable ever since. In January, Cyrus even went topless on the beach in Maui while vacationing with her new beau. Okay, granted. Miley Cyrus often goes topless . But still. They also made out on New Year’s Eve . A week ago, Schwarzenegger and Cyrus – who is Miley’s first serious boyfriend since she ended her engagement to actor Liam Hemsworth – attended a Grammy Awards party together. Onlookers said they could not atop smiling at each other. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up View Photo Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. 2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies. 3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital View Photo Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine 4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo View Photo This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though. 6. Smooching Their Pooch View Photo Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former’s dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff. 7. Miley and Dog View Photo We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014. 8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd View Photo Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn View Photo Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch View Photo Miley Cyrus doesn’t just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab. 11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling View Photo This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana. 12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that’s how Miley Cyrus rolls. 14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image View Photo We’re up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She’s singing into a microphone on Instagram. 15. Miley Cyrus with a Pancake View Photo Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she’s into her kitchen, eating pancakes! 16. Glowing Miley View Photo This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus in London View Photo Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out. 18. Miley Cyrus is Silly View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example. 19. Miley Cyrus in Ireland Bed View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as “sad and cranky.” 20. Miley Cyrus Glam Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We’re not sure what’s up with her lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 22. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? 23. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 24. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 26. Miley Cyrus in Bra and Panties View Photo Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page. 27. Miley Cyrus, Topless Again View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 28. Miley… Dog… Shower View Photo It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn’t it? The two poses here in the shower. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Miley Cyrus, Bare Back View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around. 30. Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date. 31. Miley Cyrus After a Shower View Photo Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She’s done so again in this Instagram photo. 32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 34. Miley Cyrus and Her Pig View Photo Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet. 35. Miley and PIG View Photo Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG. 36. Miley Cyrus Acting Weird View Photo This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Miley Cyrus with Pasties View Photo Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She’s sporting some pasties. 38. Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower View Photo NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason. 39. Miley Cyrus Instagram Still View Photo Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is. 40. Miley Goes Blonde View Photo Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 42. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 43. Miley Cyrus Masturbation Pic View Photo This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the “haters” away. Just touch yourself, people! 44. Miley Cyrus Nude Photograph View Photo This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we’ve ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Miley Cyrus Nude Image View Photo Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine. 46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Slip View Photo Miley Cyrus’ nipples slip out of her bra … entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you. 47. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. 48. Miley Cyrus Rolls a Joint View Photo Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Pic View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it’s just a fan-made edit. The End. Did you like Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Keyshia Cole Still Open To Working Things Out With Husband Boobie Gibson Looks like Khloe Kardashian-Odom isn’t the only celebrity who still has a soft spot with her dirty dog baller hubby! In a recent interview with HipHollywood.com Keyshia Cole revealed she’d still consider reconciling with her estranged husband Boobie Gibson. In March 2014, Keyshia announced that she and her NBA playing husband had decided to go their separate ways. This came after months of rumors speculating that Boobie had been unfaithful. Although, they are currently still separated, Cole tells HipHollywood that, because of their four year old son DJ, that could change. When asked if she had reached her breaking point with Gibson, she replied, “I don’t know if I’ve reached that point yet. I’m still trying to figure that out because I have a child, so, of course, he’s going to come before me”. But, even though the “Love” singer gave an “mmm hmm” when asked if a reconciliation was possible, she was also very honest when she said the thought of being back with Boobie scared her. “Hell yea … I got my pistol by my bed,” Keysh said with a laugh. The soulful singer is set to open up about her marriage and more as she allows reality TV cameras to follow her once again for her new show “Keyshia Cole: All In”. Aside from marital issues with Daniel, Cole will also attempt to solve some family issues with her mother and sisters, Neffe and Elite while the cameras roll. “All In” premieres on Tuesday, February 24th at 9:30P/8:30C on BET. Do you think Keyshia should still be forgiving toward Boobie? Will you be tuning in to her show? YouTube
Woman Steals 758 Pairs Of Panties Surely because Valentine’s Day is around the corner, a woman in Georgia pilfered nearly 800 pairs of panties. Police were called to Atlanta’s Lenox Square Mall (of course!) where an unidentified suspect made out with the lingerie loot estimated to be worth more than $10,000. Somebody is CLEARLY getting lucky… The AJC reports: Atlanta police are searching for a shoplifter who appears to have Valentine’s Day sales in mind. A woman pilfered 785 pairs of panties at the Victoria’s Secret at Lenox Square Mall on Saturday, Officer Ralph Woolfolk said Thursday. The suspected thief put the panties in three shopping bags in a raid on the store lasting two hours and absconded, Woolfolk said. Retail for the panties was estimated at more than $10,000. Atlanta detectives hope the public can help and have released surveillance photos of the suspect, described as a black woman wearing a red hat, a white and black T-shirt, a black jacket, blue jeans, and red and white tennis shoes. Anyone who knows the identity of the individual is asked to call Crime Stoppers. Any information can be submitted anonymously to the Crime Stoppers Atlanta tip line at 404-577-TIPS (8477), online http://www.crimestoppersatlanta.org or by texting to CRIMES (274637). Callers don’t have to give names or any identifying information to be eligible for a reward of up to $2,000. Do you recognize this woman??? Is that red head scarf a dead giveaway or nah????
It is Valentines Day tomorrow, so I have been taking advantage of every single girl that I know by telling them romantic shit, whether it is that I want them to be my forever girl, or that I would propose to them if we were in the same city, and it has been pretty successful in leading to hardcore sexting… Now for those of you who don’t sext, it is a married man’s best friend, because you can pretty much jerk off to customized amateur porn…like fucking a stranger with no contact, no herpes, no unwanted pregnancy and no crazy girl behavior… So softcore sexting is the “i want to slowly lick up your inner thigh, teasing your clit with my breath”…and more hardcore sexting is pictures of girls sticking random things in their ass and pussy while screaming your name…. ALl this to say, I love Valentine’s Day and the sads that it brings… So here’s a hot shoot for stepGIRLS by @IMAGEFOLIO starring the amazing…and beautiful @marissaguilla The post stepGIRLS Do Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
