When you hear the name Johnny Cash, you probably think of the rugged, gravel-voiced Man in Black who was as well-known for his hard-partying ways as for his timeless contributions to the world of country music. But apparently, beneath that rough exterior beat the heart of a true romantic, because when Cash wasn’t penning tunes about shooting men just to watch them die, he was composing love letters that would make the badass inmate at Folsom get a little misty. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a British insurance company commissioned a poll to determine the greatest love letter of all time. Despite some stiff competition from the likes of poet John Keats and Henry VIII (?!), Cash came out on top with this mash note for his wife June Carter Cash, written on her birthday in 1994: If it just got a little too dusty in here for you to make out the text, here’s what Cash had to say to his longtime love: “We get old and we get used to each other. We think alike. We read each others minds. We know what the other wants without asking. Sometimes we irritate each other a little bit. Maybe we sometimes take each other for granted. “But once in a while, like today, I meditate on it and realize how lucky I am to share my life with the greatest woman I ever met. You still fascinate and inspire me. You influence me for the better. You’re the object of my desire, the #1 Earthly reason for my existence. I love you very much.” Yeah, feel free to crib that one word-for-word if you’re at a loss for what to scribble in your last-minute Hallmark card, fellas. Makes Michael Jordan’s love letters sound like the lunatic ramblings of a man driven to insanity by the thought that he might one day own the Charlotte Bobcats. The 2005 film Walk the Line memorably depicted June and Johnny’s romance, but this letter gives us a sense of what really kept the First Couple of Country Music united throughout their many ups and downs. So steal from Mr. Cash, if you can. Whatever you do, don’t take any cues from the unbelievably awkward Valentine’s Day cards in the gallery below: 17 Awkwardest Valentine’s Day Cards 1. Modern Love View Photo This is what long-term relationships aspire to be like in the age of the iPhone. 2. Commitment is Scary View Photo Let’s just put that out there at the onset before we get too serious. 3. We’re a Thing View Photo Who needs labels? I’m glad we’re a thing, whatever that thing might be. 4. #webothhatethesamestuff View Photo Nothing sums up a match made in heaven than a hashtag acknowledging mutual dislike for the same things. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Obsessed With You View Photo I’m obsessed with you. But I know that sounds kind of weird, so I swear it’s non-creepy. 6. I Love You and Cats View Photo Because relationships come and go, but cats are forever. 7. You Auto-Complete Me View Photo You don’t just complete me. You complete me so obviously that a search engine knows it instantly. 8. You’re Okay View Photo You’re okay on Valentine’s Day. The ultimate vote of confidence. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Three Words, Eight Letters View Photo It’s not always easy to say “I love you” … in fact most of the time it can be excruciating. 10. More Than Pizza View Photo If you love someone more than pizza, he or she must be a keeper … because PIZZA!! 11. There’s a Card For Everything View Photo This Valentine’s Day card may be really specific, but if you’re in this situation, how perfect is it?! 12. Pause-Worthy View Photo I would pause my game for you, which means you must be really special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. You Are Not Bad View Photo A perfect Valentine’s Day message for someone who doesn’t totally suck at life. 14. I Like Like You View Photo I more than just like you. I like like you. If that makes any sense. 15. Kanye Loves Kanye View Photo Kanye loves Kanye, a lot, and I love you almost to that ridiculously high degree. 16. I Heart You, Asterisk View Photo I heart you … but with a fairly long and involved disclaimer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Taking it Slow View Photo The ever-popular “let’s take things slow” V-Day card, with hilarious Internet Explorer analogy. The End. Did you like 17 Awkwardest Valentine’s Day Cards? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Whether you watched them or not, I’m guessing you probably know the Grammys were held last night, and as much as I like to rag on these lame awards shows, I’ve got to admit they’re a great opportunity to celebrate the best in the music business red carpet hotties. So with that in mind, here’s Taylor Swift looking leggy as ever, and I didn’t watch the whole show, but if she didn’t win for Best Live Leg Show, the girl got robbed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Valentine’s Day is still a few days away, but I’m not gonna lie, I was already starting to get burnt out from all the hearts and engagement ring ads everywhere. That is, until my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer showed up for a very special Valentine’s Day shoot wearing nothing but body paint and reminded me what the holiday’s really about: spending quality time with that special someone you love and care about. And thanks to Micaela, it looks like me and the Little Tuna are going to have a pretty great day together. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show…. I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do.. Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively… TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Britney Spears teased her total of 44.8M social media followers with another look in bikini at her 2015 Spring/Summer Intimate Collection ahead of next week#39;s launch. In the new photos, the mom of two looks like she’s ready for Valentine’s Day #x0028;or maybe a private screening of Fifty Shades of Grey#x0029;, wearing a peachy-pink lace bra, matching high-waisted panties and a pair of garter tights. She pulls the look together with a festive red mani and a tousled bob. The superstar gives he
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angels Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge giving me one hell of a Valentine’s Day fantasy at the Victoria’s Secret store in New York City. I’ll still never understand why Victoria’s Secret doesn’t get their models in lingerie for these promotional photo ops, but I guess they just didn’t want to give any husbands or boyfriends unrealistic expectations about buying this stuff for their ladies for Valentine’s Day. If you ask me though, their lingerie should come with a Surgeon General’s warning: “Results not typical.” They’re called fantasies for a reason. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I just came across this seriously amazing set of lingerie pictures from Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka , and I’m gonna go ahead and assume this is a Valentine’s Day-themed shoot, only because I think “giving the Tuna a five-alarm pants fire” is probably a little too specific for a theme. Either way though, it’s one of the hottest things you’ll see all month. And that’s one thing I’m sure of. Enjoy.
I just came across this seriously amazing set of lingerie pictures from Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka , and I’m gonna go ahead and assume this is a Valentine’s Day-themed shoot, only because I think “giving the Tuna a five-alarm pants fire” is probably a little too specific for a theme. Either way though, it’s one of the hottest things you’ll see all month. And that’s one thing I’m sure of. Enjoy.
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