Tag Archives: valentine

The Best News Interruption of all Time of the Day

This is perfect for the tail end of Valentine’s Day…some really ugly reporter who must have been hot early on in her career was reporting some train derailment and some dude runs in and says “Fuck her right in the pussy”… Now you could have just watched it to figure that one out, but I’m drunk and this is better than listening to my wife heavy breathing…

Read the original:
The Best News Interruption of all Time of the Day

Matrimonydom: Christina Aguilera Gets Engaged To Her Film Producer Boo-Thang

Congratulations to the cute couple. Christina Aguilera Gets Engaged It probably won’t be long before she is toting another gut full of little bundle-to-be. According to People: Christina Aguilera may be having the best Valentine’s Day ever! The “Genie in a Bottle” singer and The Voice coach, 33, announced on the most romantic day of the year that she and film producer Matthew Rutler, her beau since the end of 2010, are engaged. “He asked and I said……,” the recently slimmed down singer Tweeted on Friday to accompany a shot of her and Rutler holding hands – with a gigantic sparkler on her ring finger. “They’re very much in love and are really excited to take this next step!” a source close to the pair tells PEOPLE. We’re sure their wedding will be beautiful.

Continued here:
Matrimonydom: Christina Aguilera Gets Engaged To Her Film Producer Boo-Thang

Two Videos of Girls Getting Fucked Up for Love on Valentines Day of the Day

I want to make it clear… I do not encourage beating up women…not even on Valentine’s Day when they need to be taught that it is a bullshit event used to stimulate the economy in the cold dark winter months…that despite being a bitter and angry dude, but only because I need to stay in with my wife, rather than trying to sleep with random sad under 25 year old girls I do not encourage beating up women, not even when they deserve it. Not even when they ask for it cuz it makes them cum…but more importantly…I don’t encourage girls to date guys who are capable of this… But I do find it ironic to post a video of some psycho beating his gf and some other psycho who rigged the manhole to stuff a girl in…on Valentines Day…the day of puppies, chocolate, flowers, poetry…and love…

See the article here:
Two Videos of Girls Getting Fucked Up for Love on Valentines Day of the Day

Amanda Cerny Does Valentine’s Day

I hate Valentine’s day and I hate cheesy Valentine’s Day photoshoots. However, I love Amanda Cerny and even though I think she looks great in most of these pictures, I don’t understand why she’s not doing awesome fashion magazine shoots. If I sound bitter, it’s mainly because Valentine’s day just costed me $200 bucks and if I’m lucky I may be able to grab a boob tonight.

Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day

I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness… I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me… It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm. This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

Originally posted here:
Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day

Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show… And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence… Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…

Visit link:
Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show… And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence… Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…

Continued here:
Kendall Jenner Nipples on the Runway of the DAy

Meet Hottie Andreea Diaconu

In case you hadn’t noticed from all the stupid red hearts everywhere, it’s Valentine’s Day today. And since I’m such a nice guy (don’t laugh, that’s not the punchline), I figured I’d get my readers something they actually want: some awesome bikini pictures from the newest and cutest Victoria’s Secret Angel, Andreea Diaconu . So go ahead and enjoy, and don’t worry, you still have more than enough time to disappoint your girlfriend by picking up some crappy Easter chocolate from the drugstore on your way home.

Originally posted here:
Meet Hottie Andreea Diaconu

Meet Hottie Andreea Diaconu

In case you hadn’t noticed from all the stupid red hearts everywhere, it’s Valentine’s Day today. And since I’m such a nice guy (don’t laugh, that’s not the punchline), I figured I’d get my readers something they actually want: some awesome bikini pictures from the newest and cutest Victoria’s Secret Angel, Andreea Diaconu . So go ahead and enjoy, and don’t worry, you still have more than enough time to disappoint your girlfriend by picking up some crappy Easter chocolate from the drugstore on your way home.

Originally posted here:
Meet Hottie Andreea Diaconu

Karrueche Tran’s Impressive Sideboob

I’m not sure if Karrueche Tran is still dating that d-bag Chris Brown or not, and I don’t want to know either, because I don’t want anything to ruin these pictures of Karrueche showing off some serious sideboob. That said, I really think more ladies out there should try this look. Because who knows, maybe if you do, you too can date Chris Brown. And the sooner, the better, because after these pictures, I was kind of hoping Karrueche would be free for a little Valentine’s Day rebound. Photos: Fameflynet

Excerpt from:
Karrueche Tran’s Impressive Sideboob