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Quote Of The Day: Shonda Rhimes Says “Eff Valentine’s Day. Go Do Something With Your Life”

She has a point. If you’re one of those people who hates Valentine’s Day because you’re single, you are definitely in good company but Shonda Rhimes, the creator of hit shows “Scandal,” “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Private Practice” was particularly ticked off after someone tweeted her asking her to write something inspiring to the ladies alone on V-Day. Here’s her response : Here is what I say to all the ladies who are alone on Valentines Day: please do not ever use these words “ladies who are alone on Valentine’s Day” together in a sentence ever again. Ever. Again. Valentine’s Day is just a day. It’s just a day of the year like any other. Go. Be happy with the people you love and who love you. See a friend. Read a book. Flirt with a cute boy (or girl). Dance it out. Watch a movie. Have a party. Build a robot. Stop a Zombie Apocalypse. Take over the Earth. Paint your toenails. Eat soup. DO ANYTHING. BUT DO NOT buy into the idea that a day created by greeting card companies should be more romantic than other day or should make you feel lonelier than any other day. Cause life is awesome. And that (feeling lonely cause of a day) is stupid. And a waste of perfectly good time. And it makes me do things like write ranty tweets. Because FOR REALS? You’re asking me to cheer up women who are alone of Valentine’s Day? You don’t need cheering up. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. You are perfect and awesome just like you are. You just happen to be listening to someone who says you aren’t. They are idiots. Ignore them. Because FYI? A lot of great things can happen to you while you are single. I came up with a show called Grey’s Anatomy while I was single. Just saying. F**k Valentine’s Day. Go do something with your life. much love, Shonda Do you agree that Valentine’s day is just a greeting card holiday designed to make people spend money and feel bad about themselves if they’re not coupled up? What are your plans for this evening. WENN/ Shutterstock

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For The Fellas: Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic Of Her Dropping Her Robust Cakes Down Low In A Killer ‘Kini!!!

Happy muhfuggin Valentine’s Day! Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic In A Bikini A picture is worth a thousand words, and an enhanced a$$ is worth 10 times that in cold hard cash. So without further ado… Apparently Nicki took this picture to help promote her fellow NYC rapper French Montana’s new single “Freaks” on which she guest appears. Now THAT’S love. Image via Instagram

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For The Fellas: Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic Of Her Dropping Her Robust Cakes Down Low In A Killer ‘Kini!!!

For The Fellas: Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic Of Her Dropping Her Robust Cakes Down Low In A Killer ‘Kini!!!

Happy muhfuggin Valentine’s Day! Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic In A Bikini A picture is worth a thousand words, and an enhanced a$$ is worth 10 times that in cold hard cash. So without further ado… Apparently Nicki took this picture to help promote her fellow NYC rapper French Montana’s new single “Freaks” on which she guest appears. Now THAT’S love. Image via Instagram

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For The Fellas: Nicki Minaj Posts Instagram Pic Of Her Dropping Her Robust Cakes Down Low In A Killer ‘Kini!!!

When Threesomes Go Wrong

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Don’t let this happen to you on Valentine’s Day. Be careful the next time you have a threesome — you just might get stabbed. That’s…

When Threesomes Go Wrong

Durrty Boyz Valentine Day Poems

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On this Valentine’s Day, the Durrty Boyz present “Side Chick Poems”:

Durrty Boyz Valentine Day Poems

Karolina Kurkova Grabs Her Tits for Valentine’s Day

Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression….. I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.

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Miley Cyrus Hotness for NYFW of the Day

I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be…. I may just be overreacting cuz of her titty hanging out of her shirt…. Either way, Miley Cyrus, be my Valentine. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Show Your Love This Valentine’s Day With A Justin Bieber + Selena …

Check out MTV's celeb-themed Valentine's Day e-cards! See the original post here: Show Your Love This Valentine's Day With A Justin Bieber + Selena …

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Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Heidi Klum’ s merkin in Blow Dry ! Now tell us, did you wait too long to make dinner reservations and have nowhere to take your lady love this culturally-mandated day of romance? Here’s an idea, why not stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you, then settle into the sofa for one of those romantic films you usually hate. What she doesn’t need to know is that these “chick flicks” are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential, and provide enough Valentine’s pink to get you weeping tears of joy! See Skin Central’s V-Day recommendations after the jump!

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Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]

Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]

Happy Valentine’s Day from Heidi Klum’ s merkin in Blow Dry ! Now tell us, did you wait too long to make dinner reservations and have nowhere to take your lady love this culturally-mandated day of romance? Here’s an idea, why not stay home and make a nice dinner for the two of you, then settle into the sofa for one of those romantic films you usually hate. What she doesn’t need to know is that these “chick flicks” are all Mr. Skin-approved for maximum ogling potential, and provide enough Valentine’s pink to get you weeping tears of joy! See Skin Central’s V-Day recommendations after the jump!

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Valentine’s Day Movies For Your Heart-On [PICS]