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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind…. So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

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Tournament of THG Couples: Ian Somerhaldler & Nina Dobrev vs. Prince William & Kate Middleton!

Welcome to the 2nd annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! With Valentine’s Day looming, it’s time for you to decide the most popular celebrity couple! We started with 16 couples, and are now down to four. YOUR VOTES decide the winner! How to play: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. The first semifinal pitted Robsten against Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth . Today: Ian Somerhalder & Nina Dobrev against Prince William & Kate Middleton! VOTE! And the Winner is? Ian & Nina Click Here To Vote for Ian & Nina William & Kate Click Here To Vote for Royals Ian & Nina vs. William & Kate: Which couple do you love more? Sound off now in the Tournament of THG: Couples Edition semifinal round! View Poll » One by one, we’ll post polls of the respective matchups, and after each round, update the bracket as some duos advance, while others are eliminated. It’s easy, fun and decided by YOU! Here’s the Tournament of THG field:

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Tournament of THG Couples: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart vs. Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth!

Welcome to the 2nd annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! With Valentine’s Day looming, it’s time for you to decide the most popular celebrity couple! We started with 16 couples, and are now down to four. YOUR VOTES decide the winner! How to play: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. First up in the semifinal round: A barn-burner featuring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart against Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth! VOTE. And the Winner is? Rob & Kristen Click Here To Vote for Robsten Miley & Liam Click Here To Vote for Liamey Rob & Kristen vs. Miley & Liam: Which couple do you love more? Vote now in the semifinal round of the 2013 Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! View Poll » One by one, we’ll post polls of the respective matchups, and after each round, update the bracket as some duos advance, while others are eliminated. It’s easy, fun and decided by YOU! Here’s the Tournament of THG field:

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Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day Campaign of the Day

Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, and Behati Prinsloo are doing the Victoria’s Secret Hustle….this time they are half naked for Valentine’s Day…because it is the second biggest time of the year for them in terms of sales..so they need to bring out the big guns….you know cuz what else do you buy the woman you fuck or want to fuck on the most romantic man made day of the year….but some bra and panties to put em in so you can imagine they look like this when really they don’t….in a “you sure don’t make those panties look like they did in the store when I bought them, if anything you look like an overstuffed sausage, but today is the day of love and I’ll do my best to pretend you aren’t a pig of a woman I married….but instead a bikini model I’m having an illicit affair with”….you know how it is…..here are the aspirational pics…not that you actually have anyone to fuck on Valentines Day you lonely loser…but if you’re smart you’ll hit the bars cuz every girl who is alone on Valentines Day will throw down with their expectations and standards totally dropped….making for a holiday…although created to stimulate the economy….something I can endorse…

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Tournament of THG Couples: Last Chance to Vote in Second-Round Matchups!

Welcome to the 2nd annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! With Valentine’s Day looming, it’s time for you to decide the most popular celebrity couple! We’re down to the final eight in this tournament, but YOUR VOTES decide the winner! How to play: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. The second round concludes Monday, so here’s your last chance to vote in the quarterfinals. Some battles are closer than others, but anything can happen! Without further delay, let your voice be heard … And the Winner is? Blake & Miranda Click Here To Vote for Blanda Rob & Kristen Click Here To Vote for Robsten Rob & Kristen vs. Blake & Miranda: Which couple do you love more? Vote in our Tournament of THG Couples quarterfinal and let your voice be heard! View Poll » And the Winner is? William & Kate Click Here To Vote for Royals Ben & Jen Click Here To Vote for Bennifer William & Kate vs. Ben & Jen: Which couple do you love more? Vote now in this second-round Tournament of THG Couples matchup! View Poll » And the Winner is? Ian & Nina Click Here To Vote for Ian & Nina Blake & Ryan Click Here To Vote for Blake & Ryan Ian & Nina vs. Blake & Ryan: Which couple do you love more? Vote now in this second-round matchup of the Tournament of THG: Couples Edition! View Poll » And the Winner is? Barack & Michelle Click Here To Vote for Obamas Miley & Liam Click Here To Vote for Miliam Barack & Michelle vs. Miley & Liam: Which couple do you love more? Vote now in this Tournament of THG Couples Quarterfinal matchup! View Poll »

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Top 30 Babes on Bikes on Instagram of the Day

See More on INSTAGRAM and FACEBOOK Here’s a top 30 list of babes on bikes from instagram….cuz babes on bikes are hot… I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite summer things to do is watch hot girls ride by…and right now I’m knee deep in winter..and ready for those glorious summer days to return…. What better way to do it that to look at pics of a better time in these dark winter months….to remind me of a time I know will come again…. I figure, if you buy a Bike , maybe you can find these babes on bikes on instagram and as them to go on a bike ride for a Valentine’s Day magical… These 30 babes may not be on State Bikes…but they should be…and so should you To Find Out More On Awesome BICYCLES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Oprah: Injured Lifting Tyler Perry Birthday Gift!

Tyler Perry sent Oprah a bouquet of flowers for her 59th birthday Tuesday. Nice. Apparently it wasn’t a small one, because she injured her back picking them up. Perry posted a mea culpa on Facebook, under the title, “I Feel So Bad.” “I like to send really large flower arrangements to people for whatever occasion. Well, I sent one to Oprah for her birthday. She strained her back picking it up,” he writes. “No joke! Feel better Oprah. Happy birthday. Sorry. :-(” “Next year I’m sending her one rose. :-)” The day before, Winfrey shared on Twitter that she was spending her birthday with longtime sweetheart Stedman Graham. “Enjoying lunch with Stedman. No plans to leave p.j.’s all day,” she wrote. The following day, she posted a picture of her surrounded with flowers (presumably Tyler’s) along with the words, “Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes.” Perry was still feeling bad, she posted a message for him too: “@tylerperry no need to feel bad, love the roses and got an extra day in bed. Can you say #icepack” Clearly there’s no hard feelngs. Winfrey inked a multi-year deal with Perry, under which he will executive produce, write and direct two new scripted series for OWN.

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Liza Morales on Khloe Kardashian: Would She Make a Good Mother?

The Khloe Kardashian pregnant rumor mill may be quiet at the moment, but that isn’t stopping one new reality star from wondering about the potential offspring of this terrible X Factor host. Liza Morales – Lamar Odom’s ex-girlfriend and the mother of his children – has joined the cast of TLC’s Sister Wives Confidential . And on that educational program, Morales says of Odom’s wife: “I don’t know if she’s good maternally.” Ouch! Slam! Sort of! Morales is quick to add that she hasn’t “heard anything negative” about the way Khloe has been around her stepkids, so she’s pretty much just talking about of her rear end. As for similarities between Khloe and Morales? “I’m 100% Puerto Rican. I don’t see it,” Liza said. “We both have dark hair. We both have a cherub face. I don’t think we look alike, but I have heard it.” Kardashian, of course, has other concerns at the moment than what this Sister Wives cast member thinks. New reports claim Odom likes strippers ! This marriage is totally doomed.

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Nicki Minaj Questions Motives Behind Grammy Snub

The Grammy Awards may feature many top acts on stage next Sunday, but the same can’t be said for the ceremony’s actual ballots. Justin Bieber is not nominated in any category. Neither is Carly Rae Jepsen. Or Nicki Minaj, for that matter. And the American Idol judge thinks she knows why… although she isn’t saying. “I think that the Grammys had a different reason, that I do not want to discuss … and that’s just between me and them,” Minaj said in a recent interview. “But I respect their organization and I’ll get a Grammy eventually. I’m not worried about it.” Minaj was nominated three times last year, including for Best New Artist and Best Rap Album. It’s unclear to what motive she is referring in the quote above, but Nicki insists she’s fine with this supposed snub: “I understand that artists and critics make a big deal over the Grammys. But when I go to my shows and I’m selling out arenas in London, and when I’m in Australia and Japan, there aren’t any Grammys there. There are human beings who I’ve touched. There are human beings who are inspired by me, who I love dearly. And that’s what my career is based on.”

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