Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant, which helps justify the investment in them so many years ago..I mean this is like the time she did Playboy to get people to remember her, only the less naked and wearing a bikini version, and I am okay with that, because despite never quite accomplishing much beyond one TV show, she’s done a hell of a lot more for herself than most strippers, and most importantly, she’s not fat and despite being in her 40s and not being a fan of anything she’s done, she’s still got a well traveled vagina, I wouldn’t mind hearing the journey from…via my mouth….and/or penis. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
What is happening to the movie industry? Even by TV movie standards, Sharknado was just awful, but it was lapped up by the public like hungry kittens at a bowl of milk. Now? Well now we’ve moved on from the ocean and into the beautiful forest filled with all the cute woodland creatures… who want to eat you. Squirrels Pre-Sale Trailer From Timur Bekmambetov, the man who brought us Wanted and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter , comes a film that looks to be so ridiculous, one takes note of the date to make sure it isn’t April Fool’s Day. Written by Daniel Antoniazzi and Ben Shiffrin, the story is about an “army of flesh-eating squirrels hellbent on destroying everything in their path due to an erosion of their food chain” all thanks to a gas company that is buying up the town. Thankfully this trailer is only a pre-sales one which means nothing has been purchased as of yet. It’s hard to believe that someone will bring this project to life but then again, I probably would have said the same for Sharknado and look where that is now. In a world in which a Sharknado sequel is a real thing, I suppose there is room for Squirrels .
The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts… The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good. Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….
The best things come to those who wait… a little less than previously believed. So states The CW in a roundabout way, as the network announced this afternoon a revised fall calendar. It features an earlier premiere date of The Vampire Diaries Season 5 , along with a special Thursday showing of The Originals . Scroll down and plan ahead… The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Preview THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3 8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (New Season Premiere Date) 9:00-10:00 PM THE ORIGINALS (New Series Premiere Date) MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 8:00-9:00 PM HART OF DIXIE (Season Premiere) 9:00-10:00 PM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (Season Premiere) TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8 8:00-9:00 PM THE ORIGINALS (Time Period Premiere) 9:00-10:00 PM SUPERNATURAL (New Season Premiere Date) WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9 8:00-9:00 PM ARROW (Season Premiere) 9:00-10:00 PM THE TOMORROW PEOPLE (Series Premiere) THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (Original Episode) 9:00-10:00 PM THE ORIGINALS (Episode 2 Encore) THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17 8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (Original Episode) 9:00-10:00 PM REIGN (New Series Premiere Date) FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25 8:00-9:00 PM THE CARRIE DIARIES (Season Premiere) 9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GUYS AND GIRLS
It’s still to be determined who will play Christian Grey in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie, but it’s reportedly become clear who will not be cast: Ian Somerhalder and Garrett Hedlund are both out of the running, according to insiders, along with Stephen Amell , narrowing the list of candidates. Hedlund, 28, was reportedly approached about playing the S&M-obsessed lead in the film version of E.L. James’ erotic novel, but turned it down . “Doing a possible trilogy was too big a commitment, and producers wouldn’t let him do just one film,” says the source of Kirsten Dunst’s boyfriend. Ian Somerhalder, 34, is out too – though he openly coveted the part. The “phenomenal opportunity” he lobbied for won’t be his for the taking. A source says “E.L. said at a Comic-Con party [that] the part won’t go to Ian.” Both The Vampire Diaries star and Garrett Hedlund have been popular picks in the online fantasy casting game that’s gone on for a year, but alas. The only major casting decision for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, so far, has been the director. James confirmed that Sam Taylor-Johnson will helm the film. As for the two leads, they’re still TBA, and until we have official confirmation, everything is conjecture. So we toss the question over to you once again: Who do you think would be the perfect Christian Grey? Ian Somerhalder Alex Pettyfer Stephen Amell Matt Bomer Ryan Gosling Ryan Phillippe Alexander Skarsgard Henry Cavill Chris Evans Tom Hardy Chris Pine Garrett Hedlund Other (Cite in Comments) View Poll »
Bet her azz won’t phuck up again. Woman Ordered To Spend Christmas In Jail For The Next Five Years According to Mail Online An Ohio woman who ran a black market business providing illegal immigrants with IDs was sentenced to five years of parole yesterday – with the added condition that she spend at least three days in jail every Christmas. The sentence was handed down to 44-year-old Betina Young by Judge Michael Holbrook who has been giving out these unique holiday sentences – called ‘Holbrook holidays’ – since he was elected to his position in 2004. Judge Holbrook’s bailiff David Petikas told MailOnline that ‘Holbrook holidays’ give parolees an idea of what real prison time would be like, and who really suffers if they continue their life of crime. ‘It’s a reminder of who they are letting down and the toll it may take on your family during the holidays,’ Petikas said. However, Petikas also said that parolees are offered the opportunity to work hard to complete the conditions of their parole and can be off probation in as little as a year and a half. Young pled guilty in May on five counts of tampering with records. In addition to probation and Holbrook Holidays, Young will have to pay a $3,000 fine. If she skips out on any of her holidays in jail, she will have to spend 15 years in prison. 15 years in prison if she misses a holiday? That does sound a little harsh and this holiday punishment sounds like some corrupt isht. Either send someone to prison or let them free. This judge probably got his law degree in Florida.
We want her genes. Hollywood Actress Plays 17-Year-Old For 17 Years We love to see beautiful black women age gracefully, but if she’s been playing a teenager for 17 years, then she needs to fire her management. We’re just saying. According to Gawker Hollywood has a thing for hiring adults to play teens despite the fact that those adults could barely pass for someone their own age, much less someone half that. Remember Andrea Zuckerman on Beverly Hills, 90210? Gabrielle Carteris was almost 30 when she was cast as a 16-year-old. And what’s the deal with this balding “high schooler” on Sabrina the Teenage Witch? But then there’s Bianca Lawson. The 34-year-old L.A. native’s first big gig was portraying Bayside student Megan Jones on Saved by the Bell: The New Class, years ’93 to ’94 (not ’95 as above). She then appeared as teen slayer Kendra on Buffy the Vampire Slayer in 1997, and, two years later, took on the role of Nikki Green on Dawson’s Creek. Things quieted down for Lawson after that, but she reemerged — quite literally — in 2009, as the ghost of Emily Bennett on Vampire Diaries. There is some dispute over whether Lawson’s character, a 19th century witch, was a teen at the time of her death, but there is no doubt about Lawson’s age in another show she joined around the same time: Pretty Little Liars. Maya St. Germain was a teenager when Lawson first played her in the show’s pilot, and she remained a teen when Lawson left the show in 2012, half-way through the third season. Lawson’s latest TV series, Teen Wolf, has a name that fits in perfectly with the rest of Lawson’s oeuvre (as does The Secret Life of the American Teenager, in which she cameoed). But, shockingly, she doesn’t play a 17-year-old in this one — though she certainly looks like she could. What’s next for Lawson? Only time will tell. But probably another teenager. Maybe in between TV roles she can sell her beauty secrets and make some side scrilla. You know it’s hard out here for these black actresses.
The crack team over at E! Online has put together a list of TV’s Most Naked Shows , but as always their gallery is SFW. Here at Mr. Skin we can provided a little more proof for their claims, so we’ve helpfully provided the full nude shots for your viewing pleasure. There are the NUDE-sual suspects like Game of Thrones and True Blood , plus some wacky decisions like the decidedly non-nude America Horror Story and The Vampire Diaries . Skinjoy! See pics after the jump!
One Vampire Diaries couple may be done, but another Vampire Diaries actress is just getting started on her romantic future. On the heels of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev breaking up, Candice Accola took to Twitter today and made an exciting announcement: She’s engaged to Joe King of The Fray!!! “Cheers from the future Mr.&Mrs. Joseph Aaron King,” Accola Tweeted this afternoon along with the photo above, while the musician popped the all-important question during a trip to Florence. We’ll add more details as they come in, but join us for now in wishing these two love birds all the very, very, very best!
Last week, Kanye West debuted his music video for “New Slaves” by projecting it across the fronts of buildings around the world. But while Paris, Berlin and Chicago all agreed to be in on the rapper’s latest act, Houston apparently had a problem with whatever West had planned for Friday night at the Rothko Chapel. Local reports confirm that authorities pulled up to that location – after West announced the gathering via Twitter hours before – and threatened to arrest all attendees for trespassing. The crowd soon dispersed once it became clear that no video would be shown. Kanye West – “New Slaves” (Music Video) West’s new album, “Yeezus,” drops on June 18. Will he dare mess with Texas in promotion of it? Stay tuned!
